Transformers for Women came out this week, and I had to see it by myself in a packed theater. It was like hiking at night because I could hear cougars...
Influences
Just got back from visiting my girlfriend in Narnia (that whole time difference really put a strain on our relationship: last time I was there she was a hot model, now she looks like Estelle Getty). For more go to The Harloff and Ellis show on current.com/lowdown.
Members
This is our review of the new Indiana Jones flick on Current.com- Harloff and Ellis show. (Harloff hates it more as he ages; I maintain my lukewarm temperature)
Whether you love me, like Indiana or hate Kristian, post your review at current.com/lowdown.
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Mark Ellis's Interests
General
Performing stand-up comedy, writing stand-up comedy, watching stand-up comedy, having strangers watch me do stand-up comedy, watching sports on TV, playing sports, watching myself play sports on TV, eating at corporate chain restaurants, ruling the competitive Tetris landscape, Super Bowl trivia, daydreaming about where Pizza Hut'll hide more cheese
Music
Van Halen, David Lee Roth, Van Halen, Sammy Hagar, Van Halen, Robbie Ellis (not even my bro gets a shout over VH), That one song by Extreme, Aerosmith, Led Zeppelin, Skynyrd, The Mydnight Sonn, Pink Floyd, Springsteen, U2, G'n'R, Monday Night Football theme, any score by John Williams, "Hail to the Redskins", Wake Forest Demon Deacons fight song
Movies
Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Jaws, Animal House, Die Hard, Top Gun (volleyball scene edited), Rocky I-IV, Dumb and Dumber, Windy City Heat, any movie preview
Television
Redskins games, Wake Forest games, NFL Films Presents, Anything with Steve Sabol, 24, Lost, Invasion, Supernatural, Letterman, Saturday Night Live (1975-1983; 1987-1996), whatever TiVo tells me to like
Books
Animal Farm, The Great Gatsby, Lord of the Flies, anything that says "Now a major motion picture" on the cover, The Onion collections, anything about any comic or athlete, anything you can color, helpful pamphlets at doctor's office, Cliff's notes
Heroes
Randolph Childress, anyone on Comedy Store wall, Doug Williams, Darrell Green, Art Monk, Van Damme in "Hard Target", Maverick
Mark Ellis's Details
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Williamsburg, VA
Body type:
0' 1"
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
Smoke / Drink:
No / Yes
Education:
College graduate
Occupation:
Comedian
Mark Ellis's Schools
Wake Forest University
Winston Salem,North Carolina
Graduated: 2002
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Communications
Minor: I beat Super Mario 1 in 6:42
Clubs: 1998 Intramural Basketball champions "Piccolo"
2001 Intramural Football runners-up "Wilco Fuel Plaza"
2001-2002 Intramural Soccer Iron Curtain member "Godzilla Fan Club"
1998 to 2002
Walsingham Academy Upper Schoo
Williamsburg,Virginia
Graduated: 1998
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Funniest Person in class a record 3 years in a row;
Friends with really popular kids (Doug Whithead, Selby Rawlings, need I say more?);
Got asked to a dance by a girl in 10th grade;
Went to Junior prom with hottest girl in school;
Went to Junior prom post-party by myself
About me: Hello and welcome, won't you? This is my myspace. Instead of paying like $80 a year for a website, this is a trendier, free way to tell everyone in cyberspace that I am a comedian and actor. Recently I was on a season of MTV's Punk'd and you can watch me debate dumb stuff at thebigdebate.com. So I spotted you comic and actor, you can figure out on your own that other talents I have include World Tetris Champion (that includes you, Asia) and mini-golf expert. And no, Putt-Putt is not mini golf. Mini-golf is a respected sport that boasts all of the challenges of it's full-version cousin without the waiting and the $$$. Putt-Putt has big purple giraffes and kids that were accidents.
Who I'd like to meet: Waitresses at Chili's, Members of the Washington Redskins 1937-present (living or dead), Astronauts, Working ninjas, Anyone who can beat me at Tetris, Women who like nice guys with a sense of humor and don't care about looks (all three of you), people with names other than "Tom"
hey there mark, had fun with your sis and cuz a couple of weeks ago...just wasnt the same with out you! im lovin germany and hoping youll come visit. send me your address i want to send you some thing! hope all is well. xo
TALENT WANTED www.showbizzle.com showbizzle is looking for a video host to do our new behind-the-scene interviews and other humorous segments. It's paid! Do you or someone you know love to be in front of the camera? Are you funny? … Charming? Quirky? Cool? 1. Become a member on the showbizzle website (it's freeeee) 2. Post a sample video on your profile page that shows off your talents. All videos will be seen by our producers.
thought you might dig em. swing by the page and check out the rest, they are all custom done if you want something, hit me up! cheers, spread the good word
thought you might dig em. swing by the page and check out the rest, they are all custom done if you want something, hit me up! cheers, spread the good word
hey doll! need a lil help from my la friends...got a big show at hotel cafe June 8th ..its pretty important to me so if you can at all help out by telling everyone you know and bringing a bunch of people with you(you are coming right??? ;)) that would be so awesome! xo lelia
Tonight and every Monday are Industry Nights at Nobu. Enjoy 25% off our already awesome prices in our Bar and Lounge if you work in the Hospitality Industry. Come Join us. xoxoxo
Whether you love me, like Indiana or hate Kristian, post your review at current.com/lowdown.
