Once upon a time, a star was born. This particular star's name was Mark. He was instantly given the magical ability to play the guitar at birth (it's true). With such an amazing gift at such a young age, Mark immediately began performing for audiences all over the world. He finished his first world tour before he was potty-trained (beat that Hannah Montana!). At age five, he took a break from himself due to artistic differences between his right and left hands (you see he could do many things with his right hand such as writing words and drawing pictures much better than with his left hand, and so the left hand felt jealous of the right hand's recognition and depressed because of its own neglect). Luckily, within two years, Mark's left hand regained its confidence with extensive Freudian-hand-therapy. But following the paths of all the great rockers before him, Mark suffered many drug and alcohol addictions to cope with his hand difficulties. After spending all of his preteen years in rehab, Mark returned to the world stage in 2003, completely sober, to the complete and utter satisfaction of millions of fans. His music is his story...
