Watching BBC documentaries on touretts kids. Trying to remember the lyrics to "Miss Mary Mack". Attempting to read books on philosophy, then giving up and reading The Flash. Writing stories about animal/tank hybrids that end on a high note. Trying to convince friends to come with me to the church of scientology for laughs. Drawing covers to Turtles & Dragons. Drinking hot dirty bean water. Listening to people talk in foreign languages I don't understand. Watching The Adventures of Pete & Pete. Drinking tap water. And so on...
About me: Man, once surrendering his reason, has no remaining guard against absurdities the most monstrous, and like a ship without a rudder, is the sport of every wind. With such persons, gullibility, which they call faith, takes the helm of reason, and the mind becomes a wreck.
-Thomas Jefferson
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Who I'd like to meet: Anyone else who didn't like the new King Kong movie. Honestly, it can't be just me. James Randi (or a dragon). The guy who created Johnny Sorrow. Richard Dawkins (or a wizard). Writers and artists. Oh, and one of those flavor scientists.
Look I like where you two are headed with this but I have a request. Can you put in a part where Derek drives by a children's playground and scoops us the little boys in his spider man visor? Maybe he can be riding inside of Jorden's vehicle form? Make it happen.
I'm thinking we could actually do BOTH. Sort of an alternate universe type thing, like Age of Apocalypse or House of M.
About the Jorden+Derek commonlaw: I'm definately feeling emotional tension of this one. The heart wrenching tale of a man's inner personal struggle in allowing a geriatric wrestler to ejaculate on his back for the good of his love. It really IS the ultimate sacrifice one human being can make for another. The chicks are going to eat this shit up. Then we throw the sci-fi twist in at the end with John. That's gold. Keep the audience guessing.
I can definitely visualize Jorden undergoing the Tetsuo-cum-Transformers bodily modification surgery, complete with a cock-mounted hood ornament.
I would like to see the climax of the movie being some apocalyptic battle between the post-surgery car-Jorden and The Johnaconda, in which 2/3 of the planet is completely eradicated.
The Leechfarm Abductions sounds pretty straightforward. I think the story could greatly benefit from several hardcore pornographic scenes between the characters, involving money shots on Derek's Magneto tattoos, Jorden's wooly-mammoth-ass beard and John's eyebrows.
I was thinking maybe Jorden could be kept in crib, too. Like in Pink Flamingos.
I think it should be brought to your attention that Derek has been considering group sex with you and also inserting his tongue in your anus. So I guess you should feel...honored?
You seem to be greatly influenced by this "homeless crackhead." You should take him out to dinner sometime, it seems like he knows something we don't...
Ha haaaa. So clever how they fit "Soul" into "Souljaz". By the way, I saw your proposition for Derek to order coffee while wearing his armor. This actually happened, and I WAS there. And I don't know why this just popped into my mind, but did you know that John has long girly hair now?
I think you may have your Romney dream mixed up with the time I unzipped your pants, all the while my head was at cock level. (That last part may be my most favorite thing I've ever typed)
Hey you! Sorries, I'm still alive, I've just been super busy! I got moved back to Texas for a month, then got moved to Washington... where I still am. Training here has been pretty damn hardcore though, and the internet is so slow, so I haven't really gotten on much! If you want though, I can send you my number and you can call me! I respond to the phone more! :)
How've you been? What's new? Any more word on The Evangelists?
