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Status:	Single
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Edina
Zodiac Sign:	Gemini
Education:	College graduate

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Stefano Simondo actor	Nov 21 2009 6:31 PM Thanks for add! Official website www.stefanosimondo.it
Bob (the comedian)	Oct 11 2009 2:09 AM Check out my page http://www.doulike.us/photos/5603041.html?b=4&w=46 Let me know if you like me YES or NO http://www.doulike.us/photos/5603041.html?b=4&w=46
Eff®	May 6 2009 3:45 AM I found our new song. It's got "Wedding Dance" written all over it. I hope you and your stoned friend are having funzees!
GREMLIN™	Apr 28 2009 2:24 PM WELCOME 2 THA CLUB WE'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU!
R.I.P. JIM	Apr 28 2009 5:08 AM Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. The first thing he said was, "Don't. " "Don't what?" Adam replied. "Don't eat the forbidden fruit," God said. "Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey, Eve...we have forbidden fruit!" "No way!" "Yes, way!" "Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God. "Why?" "Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied, wondering why he stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minutes later, God saw his children having an apple break and he was ticked! "Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God, as our first parent, asked. "Uh huh," Adam replied. "Then why did you?" said the Father. "I don't know," said Eve. "She started it!" Adam said. "Did not!" "Did too!" "DID NOT!" Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus, the pattern was set and it has never changed! But there is reassurance in this story. If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself. If God had trouble raising children, what made you think it would be a piece of cake for you?
Eff®	Apr 15 2009 10:24 PM
Eff®	Apr 6 2009 2:30 AM And you're my Jolly Greek Giant.
Eff®	Apr 5 2009 6:48 PM I love Joe Starrs comment. I think we'd all like to know the answer to that. I know I'm shrinking! lol
The Big Joe Starr	Apr 3 2009 9:17 PM Are you still tall?
Eff®	Mar 12 2009 3:25 PM Maumee Waffle House, anyone??? lol Jim Gaffigan - Waffle House - KING BABY Premieres March 29th!!
Eff®	Feb 26 2009 10:01 PM Snow Snow More Snow
Eff®	Feb 25 2009 3:32 PM Enjoy your fair Oklahoma weather, Son. Just so you know, it's nice here in Minneapolis too. Probably like 32 already. Jealous?? BTW-Devils workshop is closed for the day so it's too bad you couldn't be here today instead...
Eff®	Feb 16 2009 2:40 AM Will Ferrell Commercial 1
Eff®	Feb 12 2009 6:33 PM Just so you never forget... Of course John and Daryl needed to get their piece of the action too...
Eff®	Feb 12 2009 5:31 PM Your kiss ( your kiss) is on my list. Because your kiss ( your kiss) I can't resist because your kiss is on my list.... of the best things in life....
Eff®	Feb 10 2009 3:11 PM I've been up since 420. You're bro would be so proud...although I did not toke up...lol Love you. See you tonight for Nights in Rodanthe! ;o)
Eff®	Feb 6 2009 1:53 PM I've been up for two hours and it's only 750am. Something is wrong with this picture... I'm so excited for tonight and tomorrow! Luv you! A
Eff®	Feb 5 2009 1:46 PM OMG. You're lucky I didn't meet you then or you wouldn't be getting my McLovin at all!
Eff®	Feb 4 2009 4:53 PM You're friends with Bert K? Ooh Lah lah! Such a big shot! LOL Love you. Enjoy the Turkey. Have fun tasting "yo' jooooice".
Bert Kreischer	Feb 2 2009 9:04 PM Thanks for the ADD, I hope you watch my One Hour Comedy Central Special this Sunday (FEB 8th) @ 11:30pm..and please tell everyone you know!!! Bert
Eff®	Jan 30 2009 6:17 PM I hope you had a good show last night! Love you, Sweetie!
Eff®	Jan 24 2009 6:21 PM I miss you, baby.
Eff®	Jan 21 2009 6:43 PM
Eff®	Jan 21 2009 6:41 PM "Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?" "I like to get the Daily News." - Kramer and George in The Keys
Eff®	Jan 21 2009 6:25 PM Produce section. Very provocative area. A lot of melons and shapes. Everyone's squeezing and smelling...

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