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Mark
 Mainstream / Musical Comedy / As Seen on TV
Mark Poolos

Male
33 years old
MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota
United States



Last Login: 7/17/2009
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BioMark Poolos was born and raised in Edina, Minnesota. To start his career he co-starred in two independent films "Attack of the Killer Snow Cone Zombies" and "Joanie Loves Furbies". After his performances in those two films there wasn't a person who didn't know his name. He did more films, some commercials and some theater but it wasn't enough. Mark needed that instant connection. So he began his stand-up comedy career. In Marks comedy routine he melds observational humor, one liners, family humor, and humorous original songs with guitar accompaniment together, to create his own unique style of comedy. He has been compared to the likes of Adam Sandler and Louie Anderson. Mark is a true road dog, performing in 40 states including Nevada, California, and New York. Mark hopes to do a film in the future people have actually seen.
Websitelargedrunkman.com
InfluencesBrian Regan- Dane Cook- George Carlin
TV Shows2002 Twin Cites Laff Off
FilmsAttack Of the Killer Snow Cone Zombies (1998) Joanie Loves Furbies (2000) Potluck (2000)
AlbumsDrunkin Songs From the Drive-Thru (2002) The Life and Times of a Large Man (2004)

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February 25-March 1
Looney Bin Comedy Club Oklahoma City, OK
March 6
High Fives Bowling Alley Munising, MI
March 7
Deep Water Grill Ashland, WI
March 17
The Black Cat Thief River Falls, MN
March 18
Ramada Inn Grand Forks, ND
March 21
Lakeside Bar and Grill Glenwood, MN
April 8-11
Wits End Comedy Club Denver,CO
April 15
The Bricktown Dubuque, IA
April 16-18
Penguins Comedy Club Bettendorf, IA
April 24-25
Goonies Comedy Club Rochester, MN
May 1
River Jacks Bar La Crosse, WI
May 4-21
Tribble Run Montana/Washington/Idaho/Oregon
May 27-30
Connxtions Comedy Club Toledo, OH
June 5-7
Holly Hotel Holly, MI
June 11-13
Comedy Club on State Madison, WI
June 18-20
Dr. Grins Comedy Club Grand Rapids, MI
June 25-27
Comedy Forum St. Louis, MO
July 7
LT's Bar Rockford, IL
July 9-11
Giggel Comedy Club Brookfield, WI
July 26
Chip in Casino Harris, MI

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Mark Poolos was born and raised in Edina, Minnesota. To start his career he co-starred in two independent films "Attack of the Killer Snow Cone Zombies" and "Joanie Loves Furbies". After his performances in those two films there wasn't a person who didn't know his name. He did more films, some commercials and some theater but it wasn't enough. Mark needed that instant connection. So he began his stand-up comedy career. In Marks comedy routine he melds observational humor, one liners, family humor, and humorous original songs with guitar accompaniment together, to create his own unique style of comedy. He has been compared to the likes of Adam Sandler and Louie Anderson. Mark is a true road dog, performing in 40 states including Nevada, California, and New York. Mark hopes to do a film in the future people have actually seen.





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     Mark's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Edina
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Education:College graduate


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May 6 2009 3:45 AM

I found our new song. It's got "Wedding Dance" written all over it.

I hope you and your stoned friend are having funzees!
GREMLIN™





Apr 28 2009 2:24 PM

WELCOME 2 THA CLUB





WE'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU!
R.I.P. JIM





Apr 28 2009 5:08 AM

Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children.


After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. The first thing he said was, "Don't.
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"Don't what?" Adam replied.


"Don't eat the forbidden fruit," God said.


"Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey, Eve...we have forbidden fruit!"

"No way!"

"Yes, way!"

"Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God.


"Why?"

"Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied, wondering why he stopped creation after making the elephants.


A few minutes later, God saw his children having an apple break and he was ticked! "Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God, as our first parent, asked.


"Uh huh," Adam replied.


"Then why did you?" said the Father.


"I don't know," said Eve.


"She started it!" Adam said.


"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"DID NOT!"

Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.


Thus, the pattern was set and it has never changed! But there is reassurance in this story. If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself.
If God had trouble raising children, what made you think it would be a piece of cake for you?
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Apr 15 2009 10:24 PM

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Apr 6 2009 2:30 AM

And you're my Jolly Greek Giant.
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Apr 5 2009 6:48 PM

I love Joe Starrs comment.

I think we'd all like to know the answer to that.
I know I'm shrinking! lol
The Big Joe Starr





Apr 3 2009 9:17 PM

Are you still tall?
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Mar 12 2009 3:25 PM

Maumee Waffle House, anyone??? lol

Jim Gaffigan - Waffle House - KING BABY Premieres March 29th!!
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Feb 26 2009 10:01 PM

Snow

Snow

More Snow
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Feb 25 2009 3:32 PM

Enjoy your fair Oklahoma weather, Son.

Just so you know, it's nice here in Minneapolis too. Probably like 32 already.

Jealous??

BTW-Devils workshop is closed for the day so it's too bad you couldn't be here today instead...
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Feb 16 2009 2:40 AM

Will Ferrell Commercial 1
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Feb 12 2009 6:33 PM

Just so you never forget...



Of course John and Daryl needed to get their piece of the action too...
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Feb 12 2009 5:31 PM

Your kiss ( your kiss) is on my list. Because your kiss ( your kiss) I can't resist because your kiss is on my list.... of the best things in life....
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Feb 10 2009 3:11 PM

I've been up since 420. You're bro would be so proud...although I did not toke up...lol

Love you.
See you tonight for Nights in Rodanthe! ;o)
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Feb 6 2009 1:53 PM

I've been up for two hours and it's only 750am. Something is wrong with this picture... I'm so excited for tonight and tomorrow! Luv you! A
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Feb 5 2009 1:46 PM

OMG.
You're lucky I didn't meet you then or you wouldn't be getting my McLovin at all!
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Feb 4 2009 4:53 PM

You're friends with Bert K?

Ooh Lah lah! Such a big shot! LOL

Love you. Enjoy the Turkey. Have fun tasting "yo' jooooice".
Bert Kreischer





Feb 2 2009 9:04 PM

Thanks for the ADD, I hope you watch my One Hour Comedy Central Special this Sunday (FEB 8th) @ 11:30pm..and please tell everyone you know!!!

Bert
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Jan 30 2009 6:17 PM

I hope you had a good show last night!

Love you, Sweetie!
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Jan 24 2009 6:21 PM

I miss you, baby.
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Jan 21 2009 6:43 PM

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Jan 21 2009 6:41 PM

"Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?"
"I like to get the Daily News."
- Kramer and George in The Keys
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Jan 21 2009 6:25 PM

Produce section. Very provocative area. A lot of melons and shapes. Everyone's squeezing and smelling...
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Jan 21 2009 2:57 PM

You're jealous! You're jealous that Little Jerry Seinfeld is doing more with you're name than you ever will!
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Jan 20 2009 10:43 PM

That's why we're solid. Solid like barack...
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