A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like this:
RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE ...NEEDS TO HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS:
1) WON'T BEAT ME UP 2) WON'T RUN AWAY 3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED
For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail: none seemed to match her qualifications.
Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.
Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you? And what do you want?"
"Hi," he said, " your search is over, for I'm the man of your dreams. I've got no arms so I can't beat you up and no legs so I can't run away."
"Well, then," she said, "what makes you think that you're so great in bed?"
To which he replied,..... "Well, I rang the doorbell, didn't I?
aheyhehehhehee....nuttin' like a nice big cock to ring yer bell!...aheyhehehehheeee....I kill myself!
Come join us for the 2nd annual Rock Around The Park™ Rockabilly / Psychobilly day at Disneyland on Saturday, November 14, 2009!
We also have The Rock Around The Park Jamboree™ bands and burlesque at The Juke Joint in Anaheim, CA on Friday, November 13, 2009 with The Rocketz, Rip Carson, No Dice, Dizzy Von Damn! burlesque, KimberLee Rose burlesque and DJ Remy Voodoo!
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Welcome to “DM Country”, home of the "DM Tongue Twister". Here's a "DM" tongue tangling tambourine jangling double fisting mind twisting riddle to get you through your day and help you keep a grin above your chin through the week. Have a Tornado swirling Fly caught in a hurricane whirling Hope I make it out alive hurling Thank God I’ve landed back on my feet twirling Tuesday!!!
Sending you Happy B-Day wishes! Our friendship is more than just a fad, it's a ballin' cyber experience. And remember, you know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Rock on and hope to hear from you soon.
BOOK SIGNING AT MANDALAY BAY 4/25/09 Henry Hill Goodfella will be at Mandalay Bay Casino april 25th 2.00 -5.00 For a Book signing Goodfellas and gangsters come meet a notorious mob icon also appearing is denny griffen crime writer from the guys from "CASINO"
