Mark's Invi$ible Spectacular

Who I'd like to meet:

Oh, I don't know. Everybody. Why not?........Anyway, on with the show..................NEAR-LIFE EXPERIENCE...... It's not all a hoax, cuz I've seen the light at the end of the tunnel, such a funny tunnel, yeah, I caught a glimpse and I've never been the same, well, I've never been the same, near-life experience, near-life experience, near-life experience. What's the awful truth? aw, you can do better than that, I'm at a crossroads, such a funny crossroads, I've seen the future, but I don't know how to get there, don't know how to find another near-life experience, near-life experience, near-life experience. Blinded by a light, surrounded by luxury, everybody was happy, such a scary happiness, I caught a glimpse and they all turned into sharks, yeah, then I musta passed out, my near-life experience, near-life experience, near-life experience...............WHEN HE ASKED......... when he asked it's you and me, baby, 'till the end isn't it? was he begging to be let down a notch? maybe the moment was his they were in the supermarket getting to know one another shopping all at once he was invisibly forced to wonder so he asked it's you and me, baby, 'till the end isn't it? maybe she shouldn't have checked her watch baby? suddenly he asked again it's you and me, baby, 'till the end isn't it? isn't it? she reminded him of his mother she reminded him of his mother. ................................I THOUGHT I HEARD YOU CALL MY NAME...... Word on the street has it no one's seen you round funny how I don't even ask anymore in this strange side of town but I keep waiting and I keep waiting I thought I heard you call my name from across the road it's always the same I thought I heard you call my name again I never know better it's still a chill I wait in vain Maybe it's just another crazy idea that I could cross paths with you when you've probably found a crack that you could fall into but I keep thinking too too much I'm told I thought I heard you call my name like from some other dimension but it's always the same I thought I heard you call my name again I never know better it's still gives me chills I wait in vain I wonder yeah, I wonder wherever you are these days do you ever look around because when you were minding your own business you thought you heard me call your name?.....................THEATRICAL RELEASE............. HEAVE A SIGH RUN TO THE WINDOW TELL ME ALL IS LOST WHERE DID WE GO WRONG? HAND ON YOUR BROW DROP YOUR MANHATTAN TURN AWAY AND CLOSE YOUR EYES AND YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN ALL ALONG BUY A NEW HAT WEAR IT WITH A VENGEANCE DETERMINED TO WREAK HAVOC YOU POSE BY THE WARHOLS LIGHT YOUR DUNHILL IN A WELL CHOSEN ALLEY PICKED FOR ITS SHADOWS TURN YOUR COLLAR UP AGAINST THE COLD YOUR HEART'S BROKEN DOWN BY THE RIVER SELECT A TRENCH COAT HEAD TO THE TERMINAL BAR NO SCREWDRIVER CAN FIX YOUR EMPTINESS RUN OUT WITH A FLOURISH AND CRY LIKE A STAR YOUR HEART IS BROKEN IN THE LOBBY IN THE CAB AND IN THE BAR........................... SATURDAY NIGHT........ Something's stirring in the darkness perfect outfits appear from dreams moths gather around the lights for this legendary Saturday Night It's finally here and it's alive it's been foretold of since ancient times it's finally real and larger than life it's....really Saturday Night Drifters fan out with military precision got recruitment quotas for their aimless mission they position themselves and begin their rites on this Crucial Saturday Night It's finally here and very much alive it's been foretold of since ancient times it's finally real and larger than life it's....really Saturday Night The glitterati checked their horoscopes tarot ladies read our debit cards is it really safe to hit the heights? from the fog appeared this mythical Saturday Night (and we don't know where it came from) It's finally here and it's alive after false alarms and so many tries it's finally real and larger than life it's....really Saturday Night Psychics consulted weathermen could they leave their umbrellas at home? jet setters come out to be the sights others pay to see on this star-studded Saturday Night It's finally here and we're alive it's been foretold of since ancient times it's finally real and larger than life it's....really Saturday Night Monday wouldn't leave without a fight it's finally Saturday Night Storytellers sit at standup pianos they make it up as they go along someone takes the stage to ask if we're "feelin' Alright" on this Faustian Saturday night....and all the future shanachies will pass on the stories they'll ask for change while you do your laundry it's boring at the laundromat, so you won't mind hearing another one about this Legendary Saturday Night.................