Mark Lord
Political Humor / Explicit/Raw / Jokes
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my fellow ants.we can move mountains
Male
57 years old
PLYMOUTH, Massachusetts
United States
Last Login: 9/11/2007
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Mark Lord's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | There are traitors out there. I know people are good. My religion are the People. We must Hang together, or Hang seperately. Imus, Geraldo, Leno, Stern..I am all. | | Website | CityLightsCityStreets.com | | TV Shows | Host, writer producer, director and editor of City Lights City Streets and What's Cookin' | | Films | | | Albums | the comedy clips will be up soon |
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Mark Lord's Interests
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| General | Saving the world | | Television | Selectmen debate
 | | Books | City Lights City Streets Merchandise Books
Books by Markus Lordus: All books are hand signed and handmade by the author.
Sayings of Chairman Mark: The Little Red Book:
A mini tome that can fit in your shirt pocket. Positive political
sayings. This book may change your life. Soft cover, 50 pgs. $16.95,
includes s & h.
How to Achieve World Peace: A Fourteen Step Program:
Understanding logic and communication along with compromise is the
basis of this book. Includes photos by the author and drawings. Soft
cover, 50 pgs. $18.95, includes s & h.
The Grotesque Extravaganza:
Thirteen grotesque stories that will curdle your blood. Loosely based
on mine and others life experiences. Red velvet, hardcover, 50 pgs.,
$19.95, includes s & h.
Political Fairy tales: Rewrites of all your favorite fairytail classics:
The three little political piggies, Rip Van Bush, The Presidents New
Clothes, Little Red Riding and the Boys in the Hood, Moby Dyke and
don't forget my favorite "The Little Old Lady That Lived in a Shoe
Bomb". Hand colored illustrations by the author, no one the same.
Softcover, 48 pgs. of pure anarchy. $18.95, includes s & h.
What Were You Thinking?:
Essays on reality and political blunders. Hand written copy, cartoons,
30 essays. Cover is recycled newspapers, $14.95, s & h.
Autobiographical: I Was A Carnival Junkie: The stories about the travels of a carnival worker. 7000 word story. $3.95, includes s & h.
How To Conquer The World in Thirty Days While Sitting At Your Computer In Your Underwear While Drinking Beer:
This is a story for all the Bob's in the world. Bob's unite. Bring
the government up to the 21st century. A 30 day plan by using the
computer to cut congress out of the "Law Making Loop". Includes a
sample ballot of the of the 15 Crucial Issues of the Day and other plans to get the 200 million voters to vote directly on the issues of the day. Includes creating a new sport, "Gladiators to the Death" to raise millions of dollars to finance getting the 15 crucial issues on the ballot. Inspired by patriot Thomas Paine who wrote a 48 page book Common Sense which inspired the American Revolutionary War. Each book is signed by the author with a feather crow quill using his own blood as ink. $29.95, includes original feather crow quill. Add $5.00 for s & h.
One Page Revolutions
All revolutions have complex roots that are made up of many mini revolutions. Use these one page revolutions..n to nurture the "bigger" revolution. Experience and be part of history. One Page Revolutions: Each one page revolution is only $2.00, includes s & h. TO BUY THE REVOLUTION IS TO BUY THE REVOLUTION!
The "Dollar" Revolution
The "T-Shirt" Revolution
The "Bean" Revolution
The "Bread" Revolution
The "Youth" Revolution
The "Lemon" Revolution
The "Revlon" Revolution
The "Telephone" Revolution
The "Mind" Revolution
The "Nike" Revolution
The "Postcard" Revolution
The "Information" Revolution
LET THE REVOLUTIONS BEGIN!!
sample: The Bean Revolution $2.00 including S&H (click to enlarge)
Sample Ballot of the 15 Crucial Issues of the Day
and other plans to get the 200 million voters to vote directly on the
issues of the day. Includes creating a new sport, "Gladiators to the
Death" to raise millions of dollars to finance getting the 15 crucial
issues on the ballot. Inspired by patriot Thomas Paine who wrote a 48
page book Common Sense which
inspired the American Revolutionary War. Each book is signed by the
author with a feather crow quill using his own blood as ink. $29.95,
includes original feather crow quill. Add $5.00 for s & h.
100 Future Predictions: by Markus Sageous Lordus:
100 Future Predictions
for the years 2009-2500. 50 pgs, illustrated photographs. All
encased in a copper/metal cover front and back. Hand written by the
author and written on a lambskin (Vellum). $38.50, includes s &
h. Signed with blood of author.
The Shaman Speaks:
Markus Shamus Lordus reveals secrets of ancient shaman practices to
find inner peace and ways to protect yourself from evil and disease.
Includes box of items that will help to guide you in the
eternal/internal life force. Comes with a handmade drum. 50 pgs
written on lambskin (Vellum). Cover of book is either birch bark or
animal bone. Construction $59.95. Includes s & h. Please allow 6
weeks for delivery.
see CityLightsCityStreets.com for shipping and handling details
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Mark Lord's Details
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| Status: | Married | | Religion: | Taoist | | Zodiac Sign: | Capricorn | | Children: | Proud parent |
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About me:
Running for president in 2008. Imus, Geraldo, Leno, Stern..I am all
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