If you're a 44-year-old man wearing a jumpsuit and you are not climbing into the cockpit of a rocketship chances are you've made a lot of wrong turns along the way.
Male
27 years old
Guildford, London and South East
United Kingdom
Movies, B6K, Shows, Ebay, Screamo, Emo-violence, Girls In Uniform, Girls In Knee High Stripey Socks, The Battle For Middle Earth, Phonecalls With Yaz, My Friends, Video Games, My CD Collection, Bridge Nine, GSL, Mortal Kombat, QueerXcore, Kisses, Morning Cuddles, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Ebullition, Arnie Movies, BANG BANG!, Air Guitar To 80's Metal, Powerviolence, Monkey Island, Retro jackets, HCNL, Lord Of The Rings Related Paraphernalia, Star Wars Related Paraphernalia, Meshcaps, White trainers, Fantasy Literature, Movies, Rocking Out, Beanie Toys, White Belts, Pink Belts, Debates About Politics + Religion, Comic Book Violence, Youth Crew Choruses, Sci-Fi, Movie Knife Fights, My Recordnerd Account, Junkfood & Takeouts, Dancing To Mosh Metal, Movie Theme Tunes, Buddyhead.com, Belt Buckles, Zombie Flicks (oh how cliche'), Experimental Grind, Gaudy Retro T-shirts, Holding Hands, Girls Who Kiss other girls
Music
Saetia, American Nightmare, The Locust, Heroin, Usurp Synapse, Death From Above 1979, At The Drive In, Yaphet Kotto, Charles Bronson, Cave In, Blood Brothers, Reversal Of Man, Orchid, Dillinger Escape Plan, DS-13, Sworn In, Limp Wrist, Hellnation, Transistor Transistor, Drowningman, Forstella Ford, Swing Kids, Hot Cross, Majority Rule, Sparta, MC Lars Horris, Funeral Diner, Botch, Circle Takes The Square, Darkest Hour, Send More Paramedics, Hint Hint, Reggie And The Full Effect, Clikatat Ikatowi, The Ghost, Le Tigre, Some Girls, Army Of Flying Robots, Joshua Fit For Battle, Combatwoundedveteran, Godspeed You Black Emperor, The Red Chord, JR Ewing, Will Haven, The Redlight Sting, LCD Soundsystem, Harmar Superstar, Johnny Truant, Kaospilot, Arab On Radar, The Murder Of Rosa Luxemburg, Fax Arcana, City Of Caterpillar, The Postal Service, Drive Like Jehu, Pg. 99, Sigur Ros, Love Lost But Not Forgotten, Black Cat .13, Black Dahlia Murder, The Movielife, The Sick Lipstick, Instruction, Das Oath, Neil Perry, My Bloody Valentine, Pig Destroyer, The Rapture, Sunny Day Real Estate, The Icarus Line, Jetplane Landing, The Start, Deathcab For Cutie, The Promise Ring, Jarcrew, Liars, Terror, Le Shok, Atom And His Package, The Bled, Angel Hair, Spazz, Far, Minor Threat, Ruination, You And I, Refused, Lightning Bolt, Horse The Band
Movies
Dawn Of The Dead, Big Trouble In Little China, Lord Of The Rings trilogy, Predator, Total Recall, The Thing, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Bad Taste, Zombie Flesh Eaters, 28 Days Later, Kindergarten Cop, Tron, The Lawnmower Man, Fright Night, Resevoir Dogs, The Evil Dead, Army Of Darkness, Terminator 1&2, American Psycho, Waynes World, E.T, Watership Down, Starwars, The Punisher, Back To The Future Trilogy, Commando, Fight Club, Rules Of Attraction, Interview With The Vampire
Television
Southpark, Ren & Stimpy, Futurama, Father Ted, Battlestar Galactica, Beavis And Butthead, Bottom, Family Guy, Bo Selecta, Little Britain, Friends (NOT GAY), Curb Your Enthusiasm, Phoenix Nights, Alan Partridge, Fraiser, Startrek TNG, Startrek Voyager, Enterprise, Stargate SG-1, The Young Ones, Fawlty Towers, Red Dwarf, The Fresh Prince
Books
J.R.R Tolkien, Terry Pratchet, David Eddings, Bram Stoker, Bret Easton Ellis.
Heroes
Joseph Carey Merrick (The Elephant Man), Stephen Hawking, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Andrew WK. But mostly:-
In 2002, a crack commando was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire... MARKZO.
I'm Marc. If you dont know me already or know I don't like you... YOU LOSE! I'm also a nice guy as long as you don't PISS ME OFF! My friends and family are important to me, everyone else in the world doesn't matter in the slightest. If I don't class you as a friend or aquaintance you matter little to me. My pressing of the accept button does not infact get you automatically classed as a "friend". My friends are part of an exclusive group of people that have earnt the right to be called a "friend" by me, sending me a Myspace friend request isn't even the tip of the iceberg so don't assume otherwise.
There are many special people in my life, but there is one extra special person and she knows who she is.
Don't bother messaging me if it's A, to tell me you like my haircut or B, to ask if I have any tatoos or piercings.
As far as music goes my taste is quite Eclectic. Saying that I didn't get into hardcore through the Lost Prophets or Funeral For A Friend... how un-origional of me, funny that. One thing I do enjoy is ripping the piss out of idiots who think they're the best thing since Freddy Murcury said "hey lets start a rock band" because they were in the Shinobi vs Dragon Ninja video. Whats worse they feel the need to point out the 3 second shot of their arm every single time! NEWSFLASH!!!! Noone cares.
Additionally don't call me 'EMO' or 'SCENE' either. Reserve those words for when you're talking to people who think Kerrang invented music back in 1998. (Yes, you heard right, in the same way Saves The Day didn't invent emo and Eighteen Visions aren't a hardcore band.)
Over use of 'X's' and the sticking the word "core" on the end of things is super lame... please stop it, for the sake of whats left of my sanity. The chances are you're not straight edge and you couldn't even begin to grasp the concept of that lifestyle choice. Not drinking on a Saturday night doesn't even bring you close.
Greyscaling or putting lyrics from rubbish songs on your photos doesn't make you, and I quote "artsy", it just means you have an IQ of at least 40 and access to Photoshop. FUCK OFF YOU TRYHARDS BEFORE I STAB YOUR FUKKEN EYES OUT WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS!!
Talking LyK3 d1z L0L is funny, and always will be funny, except of course when that's actually what you talk like in which case you're a fucking moron and I hope your travels take you to the middle of a motorway fast lane to play a rousing game of 'NUT THE HEADLIGHTS'. Remember kids, you're messaging me, not sending me a text message.
I HATE cky, which includes the band and the rubbish skate video series featuring the purile moron Bam Margera. No I don't want to hear how "HOT" he is either. He reminds me of the irritating shithead in school who thinks hes really funny because he just put a pin on someones chair for the 50th time. Yeah that's really funny asshole, your a right comic. I hope I don't accidentally kill you with an AXE IN THE FACE!!! Rubbish cky practical jokes were funny when I was 13, Get over it. Wow, I could staple my nutsack to a table as well, but because I have more than 2 braincells (being fortunate enough not to be born as some sort of mutant Welsh inbred) I wont. Funnily that would be a pretty dumb and useless thing to do. I have a great stunt for bam, Steve O, and that dumb welsh jackass crew... load a 9mm handgun with live ammunition, cock the gun, put it to your heads and in turn and pull the fucking trigger.
I tend to make alot of very un-pc jokes. I do this because I have a sense of humour. If this kinda thing offends you, then don't bother talking to me. You will get really offended by me for not fitting into your neat little social uniform.
P.S - No I don't really wanna add your crap emo-metal-funk-power pop band, but I will all the same as I don't begrudge you some exposure... just don't expect this means I actually like your band as i'd probably actually rather A, listen to babies die B, get castrated C, catch AIDS.
Oh and using my comments page to try and advertise your band or latest crap gig (unless under certain circumstances i.e my ACTUAL friends bands or shows are coming up or you want to pay me cold hard CASH for the priviledge) will earn you an instant deletion of both comment and friend status. (I have infact done this on several occaisions for people who are obviously too illiterate to read through my 'About Me' section). I'm sure people do want to hear about how you're opening for some awful American nu-metal band like Atreyu or Alexisonfire, but do it on my page and I will hunt you down, stab you to death and play with your blood. Have a nice day.
Also I have a song naming contest on my page to win a free copy of Goes To Town, a shirt, glow in the dark bracelet and buttons! just come watch the video on my page and send me your thoughts on a title.
Just wanted to say thank you for bein our friend and givin us the support you have done. Cant believe we have only had this space up for a couple of months and already so many people backing us! If its not too cheeky and obviously only if your not busy could you come on our page and give us a comment on our stuff! It would be reatly appreciated. Also we are giving away free 'I love suzy' t-shirts (to go with our first single) with everyone who signs up to our mailing list so get involved if you want! Thanks for reading this and i hope i didnt bore you! ha. p.s. even if you dont come on our page and comment, thank you for bein our friend on here!
oi oi mate thx for the add, read thru your intro thing DANG will be reminding myself not to be posting dates on your page don't want to be stabbed to death any time soon eh hrhr Im half english myself used to live in london fuck do i bloody miss monster much n all you bastard would kill to have those english crisps again japanese ones do't COME FUCKING CLOSE. but there you go. Sort of a random one but you ever been to an architects show never been able to see em' if you have whats it like ??? i suppose fuckyea would be a term to ocme to mind? anyways do let us know how it goes down in ol' london Cheers mate -chai / c.o.
I know you don't know me that well, but I wanted you to know that I'm about to use the $500.00 I've saved up from hustling labor work, to insult wealthy conglamorate corporations, the government, and prove that extra terrestrials are real with historical documentations and evidence; Exposing the Ultimate Conspiracy. And I think YOU (as well as everyone else in this nation) NEED to see it happen. My 50 min. video "REAL BRIGHT" that hasn't been released yet, will have all the information you need, to make you understand what's wrong with our "no longer free" country, and our raped constitution.
PLEASE stay updated with the BULLETINS- I'll post as many as possible when it comes out.
I don't know what's going to happen to me after all of this is over, but I also don't think it's good for us to be in the dark about all of this information and corruption anymore.
The 1st 50 min. video i made: "REAL DARK" is in 'my videos' (just click on my picture to get there). So please watch it if you haven't already, so that you'll be prepared for the 2nd video "REAL BRIGHT," because it's REALLY REALLY heavy.
Thank you for reading this message, and please forgive me for what is about to happen.
Hey MARKZO BEESIXKAY thanks for accepting! :) we have a new video so check it out as well as our tunes and tell us what ya think! :) we would love too hear from you many thanks ATU xx
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