Maronzio Vance
Political Humor / Stand-Up / Alternative
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"one day it’ll all make sense"
Male
33 years old
Charlotte, Los Angeles, New York
United States
Last Login: 11/22/2009
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Maronzio Vance's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | My Bio is online somewhere. Google it. | | Website | maronziovance.com | | Influences | Bugs Bunny, Chris Rock, Mitch Hedberg, Dave Chappelle, Lewis Black, Bill Cosby, Ellen Degeneres, Steven Wright, Martin Lawrence, Lucille Ball, Eddie Murphy, Jerry Seinfeld, Malcolm X.
| | Members | | | TV Shows | Comedy Central Presents: Jamie Foxx’s Laffapolooza, Showtime At the Apollo, Wanda Sykes: Wanda Does it, Comicveiw, Last Call with Carson Daly | | Films | I have appeared holding several movies in my hand, far too many to name. |
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Maronzio Vance's Interests
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| General | "I LIVE FOR A LIVING"
I love music, movies, writing, history, comic books, basketball, video games, reading, bowling, swimming, gymnastics. A new found love for hiking through grocery stores. Arm wrestling vending machines on the weekends. Reading peoples' minds. Cooking things, then eating them. I love time travel. Shit load of other stuff, but who has time to read it all. Wanna know I suggest you just ask. | | Music | I love music period. | | Movies | Batman Begins, Beetlejuice, Braveheart, Goodfellas, Seven, Godfather I&II, Snatch, Crimson Tide, Lord of the Rings, The Matrix, Wedding Crashers, The Ring, Indiana Jones Series, Comedian, Wyatt Earp, Unforgiven, Sin City, Trading Places. Malcolm X, Fletch, Midnight Run, Rainman. | | Television | Cartoons-Family Guy, The Simpsons, Adult Swim, Flintstones, Tom & Jerry, Batman, Anything old school on Cartoon network pretty much. King of the Hill, Seinfeld, 3rd Rock from the Sun, CSI, X-Files, The Wire, Sopranos, Golden Girls(yeah I said it) Sanford and Son, Pink Panther Cartoons, The Fintstones, Jetsons, Futurama, Tom and Jerry, Chappelle Show, Arrested Development, Lost, Everybody loves Raymond. | | Books | Anything, I have to feed my brain.... | | Heroes | | | |
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Maronzio Vance's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Charlotte, North Carolina (where else) | | Body type: | 8' 0" / More to love! | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Zodiac Sign: | Taurus | | Occupation: | Full-time Asshole/ Real Estate Agent for Homeless |
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My Halloween Night
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Cleveland I came, I saw and will still leave a black comic...
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"Opening Act Tour" Misadventures in Miami
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Puffy is Poison
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I don’t know what happened, but I’m sorry and ashamed for it.
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