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Maronzio Vance
Political Humor / Stand-Up / Alternative
The Tipping Point

Male
33 years old
Charlotte, Los Angeles, New York,
United States



Last Login: 7/4/2009
Mood: Asshole Mood Image
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Websitemaronziovance.com
InfluencesBugs Bunny, Chris Rock, Mitch Hedberg, Dave Chappelle, Lewis Black, Bill Cosby, Ellen Degeneres, Steven Wright, Martin Lawrence, Lucille Ball, Eddie Murphy, Jerry Seinfeld, Malcolm X.

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TV ShowsComedy Central Presents: Jamie Foxx’s Laffapolooza, Showtime At the Apollo, Wanda Sykes: Wanda Does it, Comicveiw, Last Call with Carson Daly
FilmsI have appeared holding several movies in my hand, far too many to name.
AlbumsHeadliner Promo

    Maronzio Vance's Interests
General"I LIVE FOR A LIVING"

I love music, movies, writing, history, comic books, basketball, video games, reading, bowling, swimming, gymnastics. A new found love for hiking through grocery stores. Arm wrestling vending machines on the weekends. Reading peoples' minds. Cooking things, then eating them. I love time travel. Shit load of other stuff, but who has time to read it all. Wanna know I suggest you just ask.
MusicI love music period.
MoviesBatman Begins, Beetlejuice, Braveheart, Goodfellas, Seven, Godfather I&II, Snatch, Crimson Tide, Lord of the Rings, The Matrix, Wedding Crashers, The Ring, Indiana Jones Series, Comedian, Wyatt Earp, Unforgiven, Sin City, Trading Places. Malcolm X, Fletch, Midnight Run, Rainman. Image hosting by Photobucket
TelevisionCartoons-Family Guy, The Simpsons, Adult Swim, Flintstones, Tom & Jerry, Batman, Anything old school on Cartoon network pretty much. King of the Hill, Seinfeld, 3rd Rock from the Sun, CSI, X-Files, The Wire, Sopranos, Golden Girls(yeah I said it) Sanford and Son, Pink Panther Cartoons, The Fintstones, Jetsons, Futurama, Tom and Jerry, Chappelle Show, Arrested Development, Lost, Everybody loves Raymond.
BooksAnything, I have to feed my brain....
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Groups: A Time to Kill with Maronzio VanceA Time To Kill with Maronzio VanceCALI COMEDYDymes Bringing HeatBaron Entertainment, A Talent Agency. Nightlife EventsCHATHEADS ANONYMOUS

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     Maronzio Vance's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Charlotte, North Carolina (where else)
Body type:8' 0" / More to love!
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Occupation:Full-time Asshole/ Real Estate Agent for Homeless


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May 14 2009 8:50 PM

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I HOPE IT WAS THE BEST ONE YET!!

WISHING YOU THE BEST AND MANY MORE TO COME!!

XOXOXOXOXOXO

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Reggie of ActorsReporter.com





May 7 2009 6:15 PM

That's what's up boy!! im glad to see u grinding man. holla when ur in town, lets get up.
POLITICAL PRINCESS





May 4 2009 11:52 PM

Umm all about you coming to the Burgh and not telling no body! Geez!!! I thought we were better than that!
Zo, are you on FB? I had to think long and hard to even remember my Myspace password so I could message you, lol.
~My~LoVe~sEeS~NO~CoLor~





May 5 2009 5:34 AM

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Apr 29 2009 10:38 AM

I think your funny
Puppylove





May 4 2009 2:11 AM

Have a great show! Let me know when u gonna be at Dallas improv
va-G





Apr 1 2009 8:06 PM

you have way too many friends to find me and im sure you get a lot of messages.. but go look at the flight of the conchord video on my page.
The BO$$





Apr 8 2009 4:39 AM

Congrats on headlining the improv brotha
Shá B. Worthy©





Apr 9 2009 7:42 AM

congratulations on headlining! it's about damn time. your show was hilarious. i hope the rest of the weekend goes just as well if not better. hope you CUM back soon.
hahaha =]
Rosie Tran





Apr 10 2009 7:45 AM

Marquis





Apr 2 2009 6:54 PM

a dude you been a headliner, tell them to catch up musterd. Your " MARONZIOADVANCE'lol sweet title for the movie im sure your writing.
...KEASHA...





Apr 6 2009 2:49 AM


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Apr 6 2009 7:24 PM

IM SO EXCITED YOUR BACK IN ONTARIO. YOU WILL BE SEEING ME THIS WEEK...
Confidence Is Moi ™





Apr 7 2009 10:23 PM

"My safe word is refidgerator" lmao
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Mar 21 2009 4:33 AM

JuSt SpRiNkLiN' A LiL UnIQuE LoVe YoUr WaY =]
Be SaFe ThIs WeEkEnD, 'TaY HuN
Shá B. Worthy©





Mar 14 2009 1:16 AM

see you April 8th.
=]
Deliciously Wicked aka Chocolate Cocaine





Mar 18 2009 11:56 PM

WHADDUP BUTTACUP
GREETINGS FROM BETTY WHITE

DROPP'IN BY TO SAY HI
TO MY WICKED COMEDIC GENIUS

LET IT DO WHAT IT DO, BABY
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Mar 22 2009 12:19 AM

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Mar 25 2009 12:39 AM

A lady is buying tix for your headlining weekend 'cause she saw you open for Arnez J. I thought you'd like to hear that.
Shá B. Worthy©





Mar 6 2009 12:19 AM

just stopping by to say hello and i hope all is well. stay funny, as you you coould lose it. :/

-Shá
Teresa





Jan 31 2009 4:37 AM

Hi. I checked out the site...Congrats.
Nocka





Feb 16 2009 7:15 AM

I love you youtube videos; you went hard on Superhead.
You're hilarious dude!!
Keysha Nicole





Feb 16 2009 11:01 PM

I heart you and you aren't scheduled to come to NC.
I don't know how much longer this can go on MarValous! LOL!
Ms_Snooky





Feb 27 2009 7:29 AM

THAT BOOK COVER IS A TURN ON...WHERE'S MY PICTURES?
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Feb 6 2009 10:02 PM

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