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Craig Ums
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SWM seeks romance, immunity from the law
Male
36 years old
Alameda, CALIFORNIA
United States
Last Login: 5/28/2006
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Craig Ums's Interests
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| General | Not shaving, not driving, not Not eating NY Pizza on Main St in Pleasanton, not sitting down, chocolate, pinball, chocolate pinballs, adventure/danger travel, vegematarianisnism, the key of E minor, cookies, doing things outdoors/public nudity, sticking it to The Man, consumer advocacy, bucking the system, sabotaging faceless corporations, cereal. | | Music | "Two Minutes of Silence" by the Beatles. Best song EVER. | | Movies | Airplane!, Princess Bride, UHF, Office Space, Tombstone, The Champ, Repo Man | | Television | If I had one it would probably play Arrested Development all day. | | Books | How To Win At Video Games Like Donkey Kong, Frogger and Ms Pac-Man (Consumer's Report version, 1982, ISBN 0-517-381192).
World's Most Dangerous Places Travel Guide, Robert Pelton Young (all editions), Hot Licks as Taught By Judas Priest, cereal boxes. | | Heroes | Glen E Freidman, Weird Al, Dread Pirate Roberts, toast |
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Craig Ums's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Manville | | Body type: | 5' 8" / Body builder | | Zodiac Sign: | Libra | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Occupation: | Gentleman | | Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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Craig Ums's Schools
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Amador Valley High
Pleasanton,California
Graduated: 1991
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
Clubs: i was particularly good at donating blood then running to the bathroom to drink cans of MGD before the blood replenished itself.
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About me:
Being bored makes you boring.
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Who I'd like to meet:
someone who can teach me an accent.
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