two little girls from louisiana bringing back the golden past, haunting and stomping and kissing your ears
as our name might suggest, this whole thing is about us. no, it isn't snotty, is lovely. this is a celebration of our friendship, and a tribute to the warm, incubating and gritty grip the south has had on both our growing-ups. New Orleans is the pot in which we both were planted, but we grew more like sweet weeds out of a patio's small lawn, sprouting next to a long string of pearls tossed in from last nights lively garden party.
put all together, these songs act as our little reliquary altar to the southern sounds that we feel in our bones. these sounds they haunt our little ears, in and out as transparent puffs.
that rustic breath is in every southerner. these are our attempt to carry on covering the same golden standards, and there are some humble attempts to create songs that could exist among them.
the Bland Ambition Comedy Tour from New York is stopping in Savannah TONIGHT Monday March 16! Four comedians will be presenting a long awaited stand up comedy show in a town with absolutely no comedy clubs (probably a city ordinance against laughing or something.) Also performing are musical guests Hot Pink Interior (mild mannered alternative rock band with female lead and drums. ) THIS SHOW STARTS EARLY!! 8PM!!
damn i'm so excited! okay...ya ever see those offers shootin to one another? i, myself, literally i thought it had to be a joke..., but i took a sec to do it last week, for free $500 credit to shop @ Macys, and surprisingly it did work i can't believe it. you should go here and get one too, see...?
Come see the triumphant return of Bobby Scrumptious and Martha and Lauren as they both retire their old material!!! Come see your favorite songs one last time before the go back into the closet with R Kelly. Suuuuper special guests Fortress of Attitude will be on hand as well to thoroughly rock you. Werewolf Unit provides the night's tribal noise beats and Greg LeSar provides the horrifying stories so amazing you wet yourself. TOMORROW NIGHT DESOTO ROW EARLY SHOW!!!!!!!
last night i had a dream that the two of you were on MTV. not with a music video, but on their movie awards. i thought that it was you two i saw standing behind christina aguilera as she walked up to the microphone to make an announcement, but i was sure that i must have just been seeing things. incredibly, though, she introduced the two of you and you proceeded to launch into a song. you were both singing beautifully and it was remarkable how neither of you looked the least bit nervous. my mind was blown that the martha and lauren experience had reached such heights! i couldn't tell if the song that you were singing was an original or someone else's, and as i listened i wondered if you could be sued for playing old time folk songs, or if they've fallen into the public domain. standing behind you as you played were tom hanks, ms. xtina, will smith, and a gaggle of other hot celebs. way to go ladies! congratulations on your success!
