Martha Graham Cracker
The Martha Graham Cracker Cabaret!!!

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30 years old
PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania
United States



Last Login: 3/25/2009
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    Martha Graham Cracker's Interests
GeneralMy only interest in life is to entertain you the second Thursday of every month.
MusicI just love this singer named Miss Martha Graham Cracker.
MoviesI have no interest in movies, except those starring me, of which there are currently none.
TelevisionI have appeared on Law & Order. I was that person under the car with the knife and the pocketful of strychnine. And the wig.
BooksI am writing page 842 of my autobiography. It will be available for sale at my show, which, by the way is the second Thursday of every month.
HeroesWe don't need another hero. But mine include Chaka Khan, Tina Turner, Prince, and, of course, my fabulous penist (aka pianist, but I like to pronounce it penist), Wicktor Fiorillo.

     Martha Graham Cracker's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Income:$250,000 and Higher



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About me:
The Martha Graham Cracker Cabaret is named after me, Miss Martha Graham Cracker, and takes place the second Thursday of every month at L'Etage, which is the cabaret space above Beau Monde at 6th and Bainbridge in Philadelphia. It's a dazzling and bizarre assemblage of musicians, actors, barflies, three legged chickens, Hindu fakirs, and, of course, me, Miss Martha Graham Cracker.
Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone who will come and clap loudly for me.

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Snuggles





May 14 2009 4:00 PM

i love you soooooo much.

keep it real.
The Absinthe Drinkers





Feb 18 2009 5:06 PM

The Drinkers are back!
Delicious

L'etage at 6th and Bainbridge, Phila.
3-19-09, 4-16-09, and 6-18-09
8:30pm

Dress accordingly...


Hope to see you...
Seth





Feb 16 2009 11:09 PM

you are still officially amazing.
Laura





Dec 28 2008 9:40 PM

Hello Friends,
I'm hoping that you will help me make a wish come true. I've entered myself in the Pretty Things Peepshow contest and I can't win without many, many votes! Please stop by the following link and vote for me "Sweet Tart". Forward the link to your friends, family, whomever might appreciate fulfilling a wish! Vote now & often. I have until January 15th to get as many votes as possible. Please help! Oh, and about helping yourself... do something to help another person (like voting for Sweet Tart) --it will make you feel so good!!!

Thanks!

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Johnny Showcase





Dec 13 2008 11:58 PM

Mah-tha,
I think about you all the time.
I want you in a way that is respectful, but absolutely terrible.
if ’n





Dec 10 2008 2:32 AM

After that long trip to DC why not come out to the Fire--Ned is

if’n will be at: The Fire this Sunday December 14th at 412 W. Girard Ave.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19123
Laura





Dec 4 2008 6:52 PM

I'm hoping to come out to the show next week :) Hope 2 c u!
Luke





Dec 4 2008 1:09 AM

Happy Holidays!

Luke's War on Christmas 2
Laura





Oct 30 2008 4:27 PM

My daughter drew a picture that reminds me of you. Look in my Dreamy Artwork album.
Hope you're well :)
scott





Oct 23 2008 4:51 PM

Martha fans Re-Joice!

This halloween there's actually something FUN to do -
watch Martha LIVE (and live)

The New Alhambra
(swanson and ritner)
Friday Oct. 31st!
10 pm doors. $10! $3 beer!

enjoy the music of the season
courtesy of Dr. Doom Jr.
(with films of horror-ific origin)

tell your friends that there IS indeed a party going on!
Snuggles





Oct 10 2008 3:54 AM

i love you so much!!!!!

i wish i could watch you 24/7!

Great show!!!!

keep it real
MeAgAn





Sep 17 2008 6:44 PM

Hey Martha, just wanted to remind you about Peek-A-Boo's show at World Cafe Live this Saturday, the 20th! Doors at 10:30, Show at 11pm! Hope to see your beautiful, shining face there.
Snuggles





Sep 12 2008 9:51 PM

looking forward to Thursday.

Keep it real 24/7.

>3
Peek-a-Boo Revue Burlesque - Philadelphia





Aug 31 2008 3:01 PM

Delicious as always. Was FANTASTIC working with you and the boys again.

big xoxos,
PeekaBoo
Absinthe Cabaret





Aug 18 2008 10:53 PM

Velkommen you sassy cracker!

Thanks for your interest in Absinthe Cabaret!

Photobucket
Becca





Aug 14 2008 5:47 PM

Happy Birthday Cracker...I mean Miss Cracker! Kick some serious ass tonight!
Chrissy





Aug 8 2008 8:01 PM

Happy, Happy early birthday Miss Martha!!!!! see ya on thursday!!!!



Scott Conant





Jul 17 2008 11:18 PM

Don't miss Michael & Scott's Birthday Bash next Wednesday!!! Dress pretty and be ready to make a scene with us at Vango! Hope you can make it!!
Peek-a-Boo Revue Burlesque - Philadelphia





Jul 11 2008 10:50 AM

Happy belated birfday, you delicious piece of yummy!

xoxo,
PeekaBoo
Conrad





Jul 8 2008 3:39 PM

Happy Birthday!!!
Jay Medley





Jul 7 2008 11:35 AM

Happy Natal Anniversary!

Peace,
Mister Medley
DJ Robert Drake





Jul 5 2008 3:16 PM

Boom!





Jul 3 2008 3:41 PM

Sank yoo for zee add, Mahrthah!!
Boom!
Theatre Sláva





Jun 27 2008 9:01 AM


hugs & kisses
Tracy





Jun 22 2008 10:55 PM

The show was amazing - loved every minute of it! I'll be in touch re: Obama fundraiser!
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