GeneralMy only interest in life is to entertain you the second Thursday of every month.
TelevisionI have appeared on Law & Order. I was that person under the car with the knife and the pocketful of strychnine. And the wig.
BooksI am writing page 842 of my autobiography. It will be available for sale at my show, which, by the way is the second Thursday of every month.
HeroesWe don't need another hero. But mine include Chaka Khan, Tina Turner, Prince, and, of course, my fabulous penist (aka pianist, but I like to pronounce it penist), Wicktor Fiorillo.
About me:The Martha Graham Cracker Cabaret is named after me, Miss Martha Graham Cracker, and takes place the second Thursday of every month at L'Etage, which is the cabaret space above Beau Monde at 6th and Bainbridge in Philadelphia. It's a dazzling and bizarre assemblage of musicians, actors, barflies, three legged chickens, Hindu fakirs, and, of course, me, Miss Martha Graham Cracker.
Who I'd like to meet:Anyone who will come and clap loudly for me.
- Status: In a Relationship
- Zodiac Sign: Leo
- Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
- Income: $250,000 and Higher