Martha Graham Cracker
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My only interest in life is to entertain you the second Thursday of every month.Music
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I have appeared on Law & Order. I was that person under the car with the knife and the pocketful of strychnine. And the wig.Books
I am writing page 842 of my autobiography. It will be available for sale at my show, which, by the way is the second Thursday of every month.Heroes
We don't need another hero. But mine include Chaka Khan, Tina Turner, Prince, and, of course, my fabulous penist (aka pianist, but I like to pronounce it penist), Wicktor Fiorillo.
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About me:
The Martha Graham Cracker Cabaret is named after me, Miss Martha Graham Cracker, and takes place the second Thursday of every month at L'Etage, which is the cabaret space above Beau Monde at 6th and Bainbridge in Philadelphia. It's a dazzling and bizarre assemblage of musicians, actors, barflies, three legged chickens, Hindu fakirs, and, of course, me, Miss Martha Graham Cracker.Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone who will come and clap loudly for me.Details
- Status: In a Relationship
- Zodiac Sign: Leo
- Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
- Income: $250,000 and Higher





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10 of 104Morei love you soooooo much.
keep it real.
The Drinkers are back!

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L'etage at 6th and Bainbridge, Phila.
3-19-09, 4-16-09, and 6-18-09
8:30pm
Dress accordingly...
Hope to see you...
you are still officially amazing.
Mah-tha,
I think about you all the time.
I want you in a way that is respectful, but absolutely terrible.
After that long trip to DC why not come out to the Fire--Ned is
if’n will be at: The Fire this Sunday December 14th at 412 W. Girard Ave.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19123
Happy Holidays!

Martha fans Re-Joice!
This halloween there's actually something FUN to do -
watch Martha LIVE (and live)
The New Alhambra
(swanson and ritner)
Friday Oct. 31st!
10 pm doors. $10! $3 beer!
enjoy the music of the season
courtesy of Dr. Doom Jr.
(with films of horror-ific origin)
tell your friends that there IS indeed a party going on!
i love you so much!!!!!
i wish i could watch you 24/7!
Great show!!!!
keep it real
Hey Martha, just wanted to remind you about Peek-A-Boo's show at World Cafe Live this Saturday, the 20th! Doors at 10:30, Show at 11pm! Hope to see your beautiful, shining face there.
looking forward to Thursday.
Keep it real 24/7.
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