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Martha Graham Cracker

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  • snuggles right

    i love you soooooo much.

    keep it real.

    4 years ago
  • The Absinthe Drinkers

    The Drinkers are back!
    Delicious

    L'etage at 6th and Bainbridge, Phila.
    3-19-09, 4-16-09, and 6-18-09
    8:30pm

    Dress accordingly...


    Hope to see you...

    4 years ago
  • Seth Holmes

    you are still officially amazing.

    4 years ago
  • Johnny Showcase

    Mah-tha,
    I think about you all the time.
    I want you in a way that is respectful, but absolutely terrible.

    4 years ago
  • if 'n

    After that long trip to DC why not come out to the Fire--Ned is

    if’n will be at: The Fire this Sunday December 14th at 412 W. Girard Ave.
    Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19123

    4 years ago
  • Luke

    Happy Holidays!

    Luke's War on Christmas 2

    4 years ago
  • scott johnston

    Martha fans Re-Joice!

    This halloween there's actually something FUN to do -
    watch Martha LIVE (and live)

    The New Alhambra
    (swanson and ritner)
    Friday Oct. 31st!
    10 pm doors. $10! $3 beer!

    enjoy the music of the season
    courtesy of Dr. Doom Jr.
    (with films of horror-ific origin)

    tell your friends that there IS indeed a party going on!

    4 years ago
  • snuggles right

    i love you so much!!!!!

    i wish i could watch you 24/7!

    Great show!!!!

    keep it real

    4 years ago
  • Meggie Macabre

    Hey Martha, just wanted to remind you about Peek-A-Boo's show at World Cafe Live this Saturday, the 20th! Doors at 10:30, Show at 11pm! Hope to see your beautiful, shining face there.

    4 years ago
  • snuggles right

    looking forward to Thursday.

    Keep it real 24/7.

    >3

    4 years ago
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Interests

  • General

    My only interest in life is to entertain you the second Thursday of every month.
  • Music

  • Movies

  • Television

    I have appeared on Law & Order. I was that person under the car with the knife and the pocketful of strychnine. And the wig.
  • Books

    I am writing page 842 of my autobiography. It will be available for sale at my show, which, by the way is the second Thursday of every month.
  • Heroes

    We don't need another hero. But mine include Chaka Khan, Tina Turner, Prince, and, of course, my fabulous penist (aka pianist, but I like to pronounce it penist), Wicktor Fiorillo.

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About me:

The Martha Graham Cracker Cabaret is named after me, Miss Martha Graham Cracker, and takes place the second Thursday of every month at L'Etage, which is the cabaret space above Beau Monde at 6th and Bainbridge in Philadelphia. It's a dazzling and bizarre assemblage of musicians, actors, barflies, three legged chickens, Hindu fakirs, and, of course, me, Miss Martha Graham Cracker.

Who I'd like to meet:

Anyone who will come and clap loudly for me.

Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Zodiac Sign: Leo
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Income: $250,000 and Higher

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