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Martha
Stand-Up / Jokes / Other
Martha Hello Texas.

Female
82 years old
Austin, TX
United States



Last Login: 10/25/2009
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   Martha's Comedian Bio
Websitehow about checking out myspace.com/crackpotcomedytour
TV ShowsLate Night with Conan O'Brien, Premium Blend, the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, Season 1 of Last Comic Standing (semi-finalist)

    Martha's Interests
Generalreceiving attention
MusicReckless Kelly, N'Sync, Backstreet Boys, Rascal Flatts, Disco, Dolly Parton, Hayseed Dixie, Fall Out Boy, Bob Marley, Cat Stevens, Henry Phillips, Tim Wilson, Hard n Phirm, Fat FX, Coldplay, Dixie Chicks, The Strokes, Queen, Johnny Cash, almost all country and bluegrass artists except for the shitty ones, Fleetwood Mac, Kelly Clarkson, Elvis, Everybody
MoviesTootsie, Ishtar, The King of Comedy, Grease, Mac and Me, The Exorcist III, The Warriors, many more.
TelevisionBare Minerals infomercial, Sheer Cover infomercial, Magic Bullet infomercial, Hair-dini infomercial.
HeroesPeople who have the balls to tell me how terrific I am.
Groups: Attack of the crazies!CRACKPOT COMEDYThe AST Ladies Party

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     Martha's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Torrance, CA
Body type:5' 1" / Average
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Education:Some college
Occupation:comedian


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   Martha's Blurbs
About me:
I am a stand-up comic and writer who pretends to be from Austin, TX but actually grew up in Southern California. Most performers in my generation give their Myspace age as 90 or 100 but I set my age at 20 so as to stir up some excitement. The offers are already pouring in. They're not show business offers but at 20 years old I can't afford to be choosey.

Martha Kelly on the Late Late Show Video by Crackpot Comedy Tour - MySpace Video
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids....

Me doing stand-up on Ferguson

Who I'd like to meet:
Everybody I already know, and then some.

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Martha's Friends Comments
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Doug Stanhope

Doug Stanhope



Jul 3 2009 2:52 PM

I kinda love you.
Randy Liedtke

Randy Liedtke



Jun 28 2009 5:23 PM

Randy Liedtke

Randy Liedtke



Jun 28 2009 5:17 PM

Doug Stanhope

Doug Stanhope



Jun 8 2009 5:16 PM

You wanna play next Saturday the 13th at Red 7?
neil

neil brewer



Jun 1 2009 6:24 PM

Thanks for the add. I'm gonna be in Austin from the 18th through the 21st, will I be able to see you perform anywhere?
Bryan Gutmann

Bryan Gutmann



May 30 2009 5:13 PM

Two Dudes Ends
Lauren OBrien: Comedian

Lauren OBrien: Comedian



Apr 9 2009 9:27 PM

thanks for the add, Martha.
i'm a dirty Jersey girl pretending to BE from Southern California (the blond hair and blue eyes help), so i'm hip to your game!!!
JasonfreakinBang

JasonfreakinBang



Dec 22 2008 8:22 PM

Martha, I hope your Kwanzaa is filled with joy and happiness.

Randy Liedtke

Randy Liedtke



Dec 14 2008 5:23 AM

Sethy Cockfield

Sethy Cockfield



Dec 6 2008 6:41 AM

here he is.


KATIE WAY

KATIE WAY



Dec 2 2008 5:35 PM

since you live in austin now, can't you just take crackpot comedy to houston, or at least south austin? i know some really great backyards just begging to have jokes told in them.
Quad X

Quad X



Nov 27 2008 8:31 PM

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Hey Martha, wanted to stop by and wish you Happy Holidays!
Trisha

Trisha



Nov 25 2008 2:05 AM

I'll be back in your town before you know it, fighting Kerri for the position as your favorite. It'll take more then dancing in a duck head to win this race.
John Merriman

John Merriman



Nov 21 2008 5:27 PM

Once again, the squeaky wheel gets the grease.
james

james



Nov 8 2008 6:47 AM

Boooooo
Robert Hawkins

Robert Hawkins



Oct 14 2008 7:42 PM

No breakthrough?
Amber Tozer

Amber Tozer



Sep 26 2008 9:44 PM

see you tonight!
John Merriman

John Merriman



Sep 25 2008 2:40 PM

Bring it on!
Simona Popescu's Exuviae

Simona Popescu's Exuviae



Sep 6 2008 2:46 PM

the SPFC loves Martha Kelly
Joe Wilson

Joe Wilson



Sep 3 2008 1:50 AM

So, what are you doing, again?
KMW

KMW



Aug 26 2008 1:17 PM

When are you coming back to Vegas to do a show? Missed ya last time.
Matt Braunger

Matt Braunger



Aug 24 2008 1:47 AM

When you leave for Austin I'll screaming after you like that kid in "Shane.
"
Amber Tozer

Amber Tozer



Aug 12 2008 3:46 PM

lets have a party.
peace,
Amber
tig notaro

tig notaro



Aug 11 2008 4:42 AM

marty,
help! i'm in ny and i'm having a great time! nice baby, ya big baby!
The Guru (Pitka)

The Guru (Pitka)



Aug 9 2008 12:42 PM

well, that's a pretty picture!
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