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Martha
Stand-Up / Jokes / Other
"Uncorked enthusiasm"

Female
40 years old
REDONDO BEACH, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 5/14/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/marthakellyurl  

   Martha's Comedian Bio
Websitehow about checking out myspace.com/crackpotcomedytour
TV ShowsLate Night with Conan O'Brien, Premium Blend, the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, Season 1 of Last Comic Standing (semi-finalist)

    Martha's Interests
Generalreceiving attention
MusicN'Sync, Backstreet Boys, Rascal Flatts, Disco, Dolly Parton, Hayseed Dixie, Fall Out Boy, Bob Marley, Cat Stevens, Henry Phillips, Tim Wilson, Hard n Phirm, Fat FX, Coldplay, Dixie Chicks, The Strokes, Queen, Johnny Cash, almost all country and bluegrass artists except for the shitty ones, Fleetwood Mac, Kelly Clarkson, Elvis, Everybody
MoviesTootsie, Ishtar, The King of Comedy, Grease, Mac and Me, The Exorcist III, The Warriors, many more.
TelevisionBare Minerals infomercial, Sheer Cover infomercial, Magic Bullet infomercial, Hair-dini infomercial.
HeroesPeople who have the balls to tell me how terrific I am.
Groups: Attack of the crazies!CRACKPOT COMEDYThe AST Ladies Party

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     Martha's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Torrance, CA
Body type:5' 1" / Average
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Education:Some college
Occupation:comedian/internet copywriter


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   Martha's Blurbs
About me:
I am a stand-up comic and writer. I am also part of a New Kids on the Block-style manufactured group called the Crackpot Comedy Tour. Fellow members from the first tour include Tig Notaro, Kjell Bjorgen, Ruby Wendell, and ghost member Tom Sharpe. Our upcoming tour will include Steve Agee, aka "the Blond Al Capone." We tour via people's living rooms and backyards. For me the Crackpot Tour is a last ditch attempt at recapturing the popularity I did not have in high school and college. Our first tour from November 10th - 20th, 2006 was a smashing success according to our myspace blog. Tom couldn't go because he got hired to stare off into space and not talk to anybody. We missed his long silences and rooster walk.
Who I'd like to meet:
Everybody I already know, and then some.

   Martha's Friend Space (Top 20)
Martha has 1053 friends.
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 buzz 


 Toms Lyme Disease Page 


 Crackpot Comedy Tour 


 Robert Hawkins 


 kjell 


 Steve Agee 


 Brendon Walsh 


 Ruby J. Wendell 


 Lynn Shawcroft 


 tig notaro 


 John Merriman 


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 eddie gossling 


 Megan Mooney 


 michelle 


 Kevin Williams 


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Martha's Friends Comments
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John Merriman





May 14 2008 3:18 PM

Your new picture reminds me of Joe Cool.
Amber Tozer





May 11 2008 4:57 PM

This comment is for your
dog.

Buddy - Don't uncork
Martha's enthusiasm. The
world can't handle it right
now. Wait until after the
election.

Skunks after dusk are the enemy.

Thanks.

Peace,
Amber
Solange





May 9 2008 11:21 AM

I'm jonesing for a Martha Kelly blog ;-)
teri





May 7 2008 1:46 PM

Hola funny girl! Miss seeing your face!
Jerell





Apr 22 2008 1:51 PM

Hey Martha. You got a little...it's on your...to the left eyelid...you got it.
Quad X





Apr 19 2008 3:50 PM



Hey Martha, stopping by to say hi, hope you're doing great! Tony
Amber Tozer





Apr 18 2008 11:41 AM

You are the best.

Banana left you a comment
below! I can't take it.

Peace,
Amber
Austin J





Mar 16 2008 4:01 AM

Hey Martha, we had fun at the SXSW Super Deluxe showcase, but it would have been more fun if you'd been there. And where was Chris Fairbanks? Hope to see you before too long! Keep on being brilliant!
John Merriman





Mar 9 2008 1:13 PM

Let's skip the formalities; are you coming to Austin or not? The rumor mill is going crazy.
Banana





Mar 3 2008 10:56 AM



Martha Kelley is the bees knees.
Paul Merrill





Feb 27 2008 2:12 PM

Hey Martha!

Happy Birthday! Are you going to the Bridge Town Whatever Portland Comedy Thing? It looks like all your friends are going to be there. I'm going to be there also.

Bye,
Paul

Steve Agee





Feb 26 2008 11:53 PM

Happy Belated Birthday!
Did I mention the part about "the drug" that kicks in on the 5th day where you get burning nose bleeds? P.S. Scientists have a nickname for "the drug." Lex Luthhorror.
Welcome to the living hell that I've been experiencing for the past four years!
Tom Sharpe





Feb 24 2008 11:09 PM

Happy Birthday, Martha Kelly.
Steve Agee





Feb 25 2008 1:54 AM

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Steve Agee





Feb 15 2008 1:29 AM

Hey Martha, I saw you set tonight at UCB. You're fucking FUNNY!!
Strong





Feb 14 2008 4:01 PM

Why should this day be any different?



All the best from David
John Merriman





Feb 7 2008 9:00 PM

John Merriman





Jan 31 2008 8:08 PM

That's cool, I didn't actually want you to visit anyway.
Mark





Jan 27 2008 11:59 AM

I hope you have been having an enjoyable weekend so far...
Joe Wilson





Jan 25 2008 12:16 PM

Kelly, what the hell are you doing?
Jeff Klinger





Jan 25 2008 8:55 AM

toothpaste for dinner
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Steve Agee





Jan 23 2008 1:13 AM

Look at this bitch goose-step!

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John Merriman





Jan 20 2008 10:23 PM

When are you visiting me?
Mr. Jones





Jan 18 2008 11:49 AM

I did. It's part of my Vincent Price fixation.

But what does MODED mean?
Brendon Walsh





Jan 16 2008 12:21 AM

please stop sending me links to bukkake videos.

thanks
John Merriman





Jan 13 2008 12:14 AM

Take my wig, please.
Brendon Walsh





Jan 11 2008 1:51 PM

S-L-U-T
Jerell





Jan 11 2008 9:40 AM

Panicking, great cardiovascular workout.
Crisis De Jour





Jan 4 2008 1:36 PM

Thanks so much for the add!

-Anastasia
Brendon Walsh





Jan 3 2008 1:51 AM

I dare you to approve this comment, Rosa Farts.
Steve Agee





Jan 2 2008 12:27 PM

well, it looks like your first comment of 2008 is going to be a negative one. Oh well, here goes:
how can I be the "blonde al capone" when I don't have blonde hair? also, in your about me section, our crackpot tour is no longer "upcoming." you really need to keep on top of these things.
Brendon Walsh





Dec 27 2007 1:22 PM

Merry Christmas, Scrooge McDuck. Don't tell everyone that I'm gay.
Mark





Dec 25 2007 6:36 AM

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Brendon Walsh





Dec 24 2007 12:32 PM

Mark