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Posted at 12:04 PM Nov 29, 2008 view more
Giraffes amuse me, with their long necks 'n all.
I love my Becky more than anything in the world!
I guess you could say my interests include endangering the safety of myself and those around me for small amounts of money and my own personal entertainment, and Rustlers burgers.
REASONS OF THE SEA - Check them out!
InMe, Alter Bridge, Priestess, Silverstein, Avenged Sevenfold, The Prodigy, Alexisonfire, Enter Shikari, Iron Maiden, Children of Bodom, DragonForce, Turbonegro, Sum 41, Guns n Roses, Velvet Revolver, System of a Down, Bullet for my Valentine, Three Days Grace, All That Remains, Attack! Attack!
I'll watch pretty much anything.
Cloverfield, The Dark Knight, I Am Legend, 3000 miles, Resident Evil films, Jackass, Rambo, 300, South Park, Hancock, Shooter, Disturbia, South Park, 28 Days Later, Naked Gun, 21, Rambo, Twilight, Watchmen.
To name a few,
BECKY, Dave McPherson, Bam Margera, Matt Pritchard, Travis Pastrana, Johnny Knoxville, Jonesy, Tom, Chris Pontius, Serj Tankian, Mike Vallely and stuff.
Howdy. My name is actually Officer Cat and I am a half-man half-tomato from inside the womb of Gary Linekar. When I was younger, I spent 17½ years living in the fourth moon of Canada. I have a tendency to distract toasters while they experience the hormonial effects of menopause and sway them with my passionate beliefs that the breadbin is infact a closet homosexual.
I am probably the second coming of Christ. But I haven't decided yet.
My life mainly revolves around doing nothing for long lengths of time and then reflecting back on it afterwards and pretending I was living it up. I don't know if I've met you before but the chances are that you're better than me, in terms of appearance and general sense. As well as being a better person who will achieve more in life.
My first brush with death came at age 4 when I got an errection and assumed that since I didn't know what it was, that I was probably going to die.
I've never met anyone called Barbara, but I've always wanted to.

Becky. The worlds most amazing girlfriend and the person who matters more to me than anyone in the world. Soulmates ☺
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Oct 1 2009 2:28 PM
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Sep 4 2009 3:23 AM
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May 30 2009 10:38 AM
Apr 20 2009 10:18 PM
Apr 15 2009 7:27 PM
It's been a while, boy! >:/
How's your holidays? Been good? Lots of chocolate? :D
MISS YOU ENGLISH BUDDY. D:
Apr 6 2009 8:02 PM
wanna come to my housee on wednesday and shout thats what she said down a microphone
lyxx
Mar 24 2009 9:01 PM
Martin the Tiger ):
Mar 19 2009 10:49 PM
Mar 17 2009 6:38 PM
You look like some kind of a sueprhero.
:)
I've got the rest up on my space if you wanted any of them! Lush music btw
x
Mar 12 2009 8:35 PM
And I understand lmao XD
Is that a threat Chipperfield? I could take both you and Newman with my eyes closed. Don't even try >:/
I like turtles more!
Mar 12 2009 7:47 PM
I don't think you can get rockier than that.
I'm sorry for upsetting/angering you at lunch D:
I'm annoyed he signed me up when I said no.
I'm a bitch, we know this! Forgive me.
Mar 8 2009 9:39 PM
I like your music. It's very musical. *dances*
Very Martin.
Mar 8 2009 11:57 AM
If you start looking around
Up high or deep underground
You will see light everywhere
But how does the light get there?
Head Light, Red Light
Green Light, Yellow Light
Strip Light, Flash Light
Spot Light, Traffic Light
Flood Light, Torch Light
Fairy Light, Porch Light
Who keeps these lights so bright?
La la la la,
It’s The Lampies
La la la la la la,
Everywhere
They light up your world
Making sure there’s no trouble
If the power should fail
They’ll come at the double
Street Light, Wall Light
Strobe Light, Gas light
Foot Light, Cab Light
Sky Light, Dimmer Light
Blue Light, White Light
Brake Light, Bright Light
Who keeps you safe at night?
Mar 8 2009 10:19 AM
Mar 6 2009 6:30 PM
Just curious.....:)
Mar 5 2009 7:23 PM
Makes me feel really special!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hope SKATE is gd when u get to play it-love u
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Mar 4 2009 10:31 PM
Mar 4 2009 8:20 PM
'whos there?' i hear you ask
I reply - 'you're there'
have a smashing day christ buddy!
and remember - !Jesus saves!
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Mar 1 2009 6:56 PM
i dont like when u r sad!!!!!!
u need some happy pills-or something lol
cant wait to see u tomoz i love u so so sooooooooooooo much
Mar 1 2009 4:06 PM
Mar 1 2009 2:53 PM
BTW i hope u dont mind but i put more pics of u on my space-if u object tough! :) nah let me know if u want them gone!
Love ya!!! xxx
Feb 27 2009 8:33 PM
Very good song!
Feb 4 2009 10:43 AM
Feb 3 2009 10:01 PM
Jan 28 2009 11:48 PM
I owe you...
One... HUGELY belated MySpace birthday comment.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
HAPPY BIIIIRTHDAY TO MARTIIIIN!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOOO...
YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU.
xxx