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Lancashire's Largest Love Machine!'s Interests
General
SOME MOTHERFUCKERS ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO ICESKATE UPHILL!
Likes:
Football (Manchester United of course), Sex (And Lots Of It), Video Games, WWE Wrestling, Music, Movies, All Things Black, All Things Loud, Freddy Krueger, Donkey from Shrek, Shrek 2 and Shrek The Third(you truly are a legend), My Playstation 2 and Xbox 360(I can't live without you), limpbizkit (laugh all u want I'm a huge fan) Copius amounts of Alcohol, Richmond Superkings Smooth, More Alcohol, Porn, PRINGLES! GTA IV, Pro Evolution Soccer 2008, Fifa 08, Guitar Hero II and III, WWE Smackdown! vs RAW 2008, God of War and God of War II, Bioshock, Kingdom Hearts & Kingdom Hearts 2, The Singstar and Buzz! Games for PS2, John Cena, The Rock and Hulk Hogan, Fred Durst (My God - I worship you) The Blade Trilogy (The greatest Trilogy of all time!), Jack Black (you are the greatest), Lita, Avril Lavigne, Amy Lee, Cristina Scabbia, Brody Daille, Bif Naked, Angelina Jolie (The Most beautiful woman on the planet) Bo' Selecta!, Bam Margera (I want to be you just for one day) Steve - O (Yeah Dude!) Wee Man, Dirty Sanchez, Peter Kay and of course Little Britain - You make me laugh, make me cry and make me have to change my boxers lol etc, My Ghostbusters and The Nightmare Before Christmas Hoodies(It's two items of clothing I can't live without) Too many likes, so little time! Oh and comments next to my likes and dislikes in brackets lol! THOSE WHO DO NOT KILL US ONLY MAKE US STRONGER!
Dislikes:
Chavs (Fucking idiots who want to be like rappers and they talk shit and wear big chains and sovereign rings and drink cheap cider they bought with money they stole from their mothers purse when she was stoned), Being Ill, Soppiness (I like romance but that "Fluffybunny" and "iccle baby" petnames stuff makes me vomit), Manufactured Pop Shows like X-Factor, Not having a load of vodka and coke at my disposal, Those bloody Cheeky Girls who both look like men, Life when it drags you down, not being able to write a song (damn u writers block) Geeks and nerds (although Screech from Saved By The Bell is a legend! - Dustin Diamond I salute you!)
Music
limpbizkit (I worship you with a serious passion), Jimi Hendrix, John Cena, Eminem, Classic 80s tunes, Kaiser Chiefs, Scooter, Throttle, The Hoosiers, All American Rejects, My Chemical Romance, Franz Ferdinand, Keane, Alanis Morrisette, The Killers, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Foo Fighters, Funeral For A Friend, Kittie, Bullet For My Valentine, Mr Bungle, Michael Jackson, Feeder, Chaimara, Aiden, The Prodigy, Creed (when they were together), Linkin Park, Less Than Jake, Nickleback, Lostprophets, Alter Bridge, Trivium, Killswitch Engage, Green Day, Hatebreed, Lamb of God, Coheed and Cambria, The Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Aerosmith, From Autumn to Ashes, CKY, Scissor Sisters, My Vitriol, Tool, EloHymn, Inme, Ill Nino, Lacuna Coil, Wierd Al Yankovic, Metallica, 36 Crazyfists, Weezer, Muse, Bif Naked, Atreyu, 3 Doors Down, Fall Out Boy, Alkaline Trio, Deftones, Korn, Muse, Thrice, Seether, Queens Of The Stone Age, System Of A Down, Slipknot, Waltham, The Distillers, Clutch, Blink 182, Disturbed, Still Remains, Flux Capacitor, Obsessive Compulsive, Avenged Sevenfold, Fozzy, Fightstar, Good Charlotte, Rock Soundtracks (especially Freddy vs Jason and The Punisher) Finger Eleven, Breaking Point, Iron Maiden, Kiss, Queen, Whitesnake, Black Sabbath, Motorhead, Sum 41, AC/DC, Lynyrd Skynrd, Twisted Sister, Billy Idol, Alice Cooper etc as long as its loud, has great lyrics and has serious attitude! LIFE WITHOUT KNOWLEDGE IS DEATH IN DISGUISE!
Marilyn Manson - This Is Halloween.Taken from the movie, The Nightmare Before Christmas 3-D
This is a spoof of The Nightmare Before Christmas, and it's pretty funny actually :-)
Ghostbusters & Ghostbusters II, The Green Mile, Forrest Gump, Dumb and Dumber, Orgazmo, BASEketball, South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut, The Blade Trilogy, Star Wars (all six), Monty Python and The Holy Grail, Van Wilder Party Liason, American Pie Trilogy, Braindead, Bad Taste, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Matrix Trilogy, Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, Terminator Trilogy, Ice Age 1&2, Hostel 1&2, Family Guy - Stewie Griffin - The Untold Story, The Scorpion King, Welcome To The Jungle, Walking Tall, Doom, Gridiron Gang, The Game Plan, The Marine, Team America: World Police, Without a Paddle, Face/Off, The Terminal, Shrek 1,2&3, Spider-Man 1,2&3, All the Disney Pixar Movies, Equilibrium, Street Fighter 2: The Animated Movie, E.T., Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Pirates Of The Caribbean 1,2&3, Edward Scissorhands, Doom, Starsky and Hutch, Napoleon Dynamite, The Dukes Of Hazzard, Deuce Bigalow: Male and European Gigalow, The Waterboy, Happy Gilmore, Little Nicky, Wedding Crashers, Mr Deeds, Old School, Just Friends, Jackass - The Movie, Jackass Number Two & Jackass 2.5, Dirty Sanchez:The Movie, The Punisher, HULK, Daredevil, Elektra, Hellboy, X-Men 1,2&3, Rush Hour 1,2&3, Tomb Raider 1&2, The Goonies, From Dusk Till Dawn, Girl:Interrupted, Spaceballs, Superbad, Knocked Up, Sweeney Todd - The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street, The Full Monty, Love Actually, Beetlejuice, Van Helsing, BEAN - The Ultimate Disaster Movie, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Constantine, Shaun Of The Dead, Hot Fuzz, Labyrinth, Hitch, I-Robot, MIB 1&2, Transformers, Anchorman - The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Family Guy - Blue Harvest, Talladega Nights - The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby, Blades Of Glory, Semi Pro, Borat - Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, Juno, Be Kind Rewind
THIS IS THE LEGENDARY TRUFFLE SHUFFLE FROM CHUNK FROM THE GOONIES
Max And Paddy's Road To Nowhere, RAW, SmackDown!, The Simpsons, Father Of The Pride, Invader Zim, Joey, Big Brother, 8 Out Of 10 Cats, Malcolm In The Middle, The Brak Show, Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Space Ghost, The Friday Night Project, Little Britain, Coronation Street, Jackass, Family Guy, American Dad, Ugly Betty, Peep Show, Green Wing, Only Fools and Horses, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Bo In The USA, The Office, Extras, Shameless, A Bear's Tail, King Of Queens, Bullseye, Two Pints Of Lager and A Packet Of Crisps, Dirty Sanchez, Skins, Lazytown, Drake & Josh, Hannah Montana, Soccer AM, Phoenix Nights, Bo' Selecta!, My Name Is Earl, That Peter Kay Thing, South Park, Drawn Together, Wilboyz, Bam's Unholy Union and Viva La Bam
Books
I read autobiographies from Musicians, Movie & TV Stars, Comedians, Wrestlers etc
Hmmm...It's good to be here.Im a 25 year old random, kind, caring, romantic, often drunk, good old chorleyboy, who has a serious passion for sex, rock music, pubbing, clubbing,
wrestling and football
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get...BULLSHIT! That's what the little piece of paper that comes with it is for!
I would say that I can be philosophical and I like that. I get hyper and it makes my life go faster and crazier. I'm a really sweet, kind, caring, friendly guy and I treat women with nothing but respect.
What you see is what you get with me. I dress normally, sometimes in rock and mosh gear too.
But what I wear depends on my mood. One day I will wear a football shirt, the next could be completely black with my chains etc.
Just don't stereotype or judge me.
I'm plain old me and I am what I am.
If you don't like me then just fuck off and stop wasting my time.
If you have constructive criticism that will help me then I appreciate that.
Don't be fake around me or try to make stuff up and pretend to like things just to fit in
In other words...
I love going out pubbing and clubbing! I'm always on the dance floor enjoying myself and having a laugh with mates and the people around me
I have loads of mates, interests etc and theres too much to mention. So I'm gonna hang out with my wang out, and rock out with my cock out! (Stiffler you rule!)
I SUPPORT MANCHESTER UNITED AND HAVE SUPPORTED THEM SINCE 1984. I KNOW THAT WE HAVE GONE DOWNHILL AND CHELSEA HAVE DOMINATED THE PREMIERSHIP FOR TWO SEASONS, BUT THAT DOESN'T BOTHER ME AT ALL. AFTER ALL, WE WON IT BACK THIS YEAR AND I HOPE WE KEEP HOLD OF IT. I'M ALWAYS PROUD TO SUPPORT THE REDS! I'M MAN U TILL I DIE, I'M MAN U TILL I DIE!
I KNOW I AM, I SAY I AM, I'M MAN U TILL I DIE!
I HAVE BEEN A FAN OF LIMPBIZKIT FOR 10 YEARS NOW SINCE THE BEGINNING, MY FAVORITE SONGS ARE FAITH, BREAK STUFF, ROLLIN, ALMOST OVER, PHENOMENON AND JUST DROP DEAD
ON SOME SITES MY USERNAME IS LIMPBIZKIT4EVA, AS YOU CAN SEE ON THE TWO BANNERS I MADE.AND THAT IS TRUE.I WILL WORSHIP LIMP BIZKIT FOREVER.
I AM LITERALLY OBSESSED WITH LITTLE BRITAIN AND BUY WHATEVER I CAN GET THATS LINKED TO THE SHOW, I OWN SO MUCH MERCHANDISE AS WELL AND WOULD LOVE TO MEET MATT AND DAVE ONE DAY.I WENT TO SEE LITTLE BRITAIN LIVE IN 2006.
THIS IS THE TICKET
MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS ARE LOU AND ANDY, AND DENNIS WATERMAN
I HAVE BEEN A WRESTLING FAN SINCE 1984 (AS MENTIONED BELOW BECAUSE OF HULK HOGAN) AND ALTHOUGH IT KINDA WENT DOWNHILL FROM 1993 - 1996 I STUCK BY IT AND THE ATTITUDE ERA OF 1997 - 2000 WAS THE BEST ERA TO BE A WWE FAN
MY FAVORITE WRESTLERS OF ALL TIME ARE (IN ANY ORDER) HBK, CHRIS BENOIT, MATT HARDY, JEFF HARDY, TRISH STRATUS, BRET "HITMAN" HART, UNDERTAKER, THE ROCK, JOHN CENA AND HULK HOGAN.
I HAVE BEEN A HULKAMANIAC SINCE 1984 AND WORSHIP THE GROUND THAT TERRY "HULK" BOLLEA WALKS ON.
I KNOW HE HAS BECOME A SELL OUT RECENTLY BUT I BLEED RED AND YELLOW!
I AM ALSO A HUGE FAN OF THE ROCK AND HAVE BEEN SINCE THE 1998 SURVIVOR SERIES.IT'S NOT THE SAME WITHOUT HIM SINCE HE LEFT FOR THE BRIGHT LIGHTS OF HOLLYWOOD.PLEASE COME BACK!
AND FOR ANYBODY WHO THINKS I JUMPED ON THE CENA BANDWAGON AFTER HE WON THE WWE TITLE AT WRESTLEMANIA 21, YOU'RE WRONG. I HAVE BEEN A FAN SINCE HE MADE HIS DEBUT AGAINST KURT ANGLE 5 YEARS AGO AND HAVE ADMIRED HIM EVER SINCE
DON'T THINK I'M GOING TO TURN MY BACK ON JOHN WHETHER HE TURNS HEEL OR STAYS FACE OR BECAUSE HE LOST THE TITLE.I'M A CENA FAN FOREVER NO MATTER WHAT.
THE SAME REASON Y'ALL COULD LOVE ME IS THE SAME REASON Y'ALL CONDEMN ME
I HAVE MANY AUTOGRAPHS FROM WWE SUPERSTARS AND DIVAS SUCH AS RIC FLAIR, CARLITO, MARIA KANELLIS ETC BUT THESE 3 BELOW ARE MY FAVOURITES BECAUSE THEY ARE FROM THE WWE CHAMPION JOHN CENA
THIS IS CHAIN GANG BITCH, DON’T BOTHER TO CHECK US, Y’ALL DON’T GOT TO LIKE US, BUT YOU GON’ RESPECT US MOTHERFUCKER!
Who I'd like to meet:
Sir Alex Ferguson, John Cena (met him already but he's such a cool guy I'd love to see him again at another WWE related show or promotional tour), Hulk Hogan, The Rock, The WWE Roster (Both RAW and SmackDown!), Fred Durst (and also Wes Borland, DJ Lethal, Sam Rivers and Jon Otto), Muhammad Ali, Cristina Scabbia, Amy Lee, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Ellison, Bruce Dickinson, Ozzy Osbourne, Green Day, Ray Liotta, Matt Stone & Trey Parker, Eminem, Peter Jackson, The McMahon Family, Hugh Hefner, Simon Cowell, Seth McFarlane, Matt Groening, Lee Evans, David Walliams, Matt Lucas, etc
In terms of women, I'd say I'm looking for a girl with a great personality, good sense of humor, someone who's kind, caring, and treats me with respect.Looks aren't important to me as it's about whats inside.
And also honest decent people who I can get along with.Generally people, who don't stereotype me, judge me, label me etc.Also people who like stuff like WWE, Football, Music, Video Games etc.I can be random sometimes so don't think I'm weird.You can say what you want round me as long as its nothing too stupid, racist, offensive etc.Just be yourself
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TELL me bout it!! haha I am great too thankya honey :) except I'm ill lol be reet in a few days tho, got my lovely Mark to look after me hehe :D Yea since we last spoke, (shit when was that exactly?? eep!) well I've got a new job, new snake (Kellogg the Corn Snake! hehe) Ginger has a new home (see her profile!) and she's such a little fatty it's unbelievable how much she's grown!! So yeh when WAS the last time we spoke? A lot has happened since!! Hehe :D xxx
Hey! Im ok but I have a really sore throat and bad head in general :( Me and Mario are STILL having a million problems and I agree with your comment :) too But, well... You and Nate are gay lol Thats no surprise to me! ahahahaha I will be in England for a very short amount of time so i wont be able to see you this time but if you would still like to meet up with me then I will be in England again around May :)
HELLO STRANGER!! How are you doing? Do you have any plans for xmas? Do you know what your getting? What are you watching on tv these days? lol Ciao... for now!!!!! :)
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