Marty
"Marty Beckerman"

Male
25 years old
New York, New York
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2008
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    Marty's Interests
GeneralAlcoholism
TelevisionLost, Lost, Lost, Lost, Lost, Lost, Lost
BooksDeath to All Cheerleaders, Generation SLUT, Dumbocracy (September 2008)

     Marty's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Anchorage, Alaska
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate



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Tom Christ





Jul 1 2008 6:04 PM

Marty, thanks for showing me that New York Jews actually exist and aren't just a myth created by the Illuminati to manipulate mankind. You've changed my life.
Jaime





Jun 13 2008 6:36 AM

are you...cold?
madison





Jun 11 2008 5:55 PM

I'm getting more and more excited for Dumbocracy.
I really am.
=]
Jaime





Jun 7 2008 2:02 PM

thanks for letting me know i look like an ass leaving "hey stanger"...lol
Elena





Jun 3 2008 9:15 AM

It takes a very secure man to have a bright pink myspace background :P

Thanks for the add - I'm a big fan.
Andy





May 3 2008 8:55 AM

IT'S THE WEEKEND!
You must have fun and party! But don't get drunk you donkey.
Enjoy the weekend!
Nate





Apr 4 2008 6:27 AM

Hey Marty I am working on my autobiography.... I was born then hitched and died.
What do you think would it sell?
KB





Mar 28 2008 3:01 PM

Ok you are a stud.
On to business
Do have any contact intormation on Darrin Smith-Gaddis?
I'm going to offer to have his babies.

Thanks Marty!
Henry Puckett-Writer





Feb 26 2008 8:40 AM

Are you like me? Take my "How trusting are you?" Quiz to find out!
Jasana Bournenana





Feb 12 2008 2:07 PM

thanks for the read, bring on the booze and butt secks!
lisa





Dec 3 2007 8:33 AM

You gotta send my friend a message. She thinks your really CuTE! Addher on (MSN)Messanger emily28plums@hotmail.com
J.D.'s Whirligigzine





Nov 11 2007 5:30 PM

Thanks for the add. The corruption of the last of my existing morals can now begin in earnest!

I know you are The Devil.

J.D. Finch,
President Emeritus Of The Neal Pollack Fan Club;
Ed./Pub -- whirligigzine.com
Jaime





Nov 2 2007 1:44 PM

hey sachmoe, i said screw my wedding with my family and i'm going to VEGAS!!!
A Beautiful Problem


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Oct 21 2007 1:42 AM

Well let me know if you do.
A Beautiful Problem


Is Online


Oct 19 2007 11:10 PM

What are you going to be for Halloween Beckerman?
Colt





Oct 19 2007 5:36 PM

I've written an out-of-the-box book, one which took up almost three years of my life. Any advice as to going about publishing it? I want to be a big hot-shot famous novelist who gets laid a lot (like you).

Also, is it true that Generation S.L.U.T. is being filmed?
Lexxy Syn [Girly Show]





Oct 7 2007 10:41 AM

any new books planned?
ملكة النحل





Sep 18 2007 9:05 AM

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
Much Respect,
JT
Professor Hoyt





Aug 5 2007 1:03 AM


good times...
Chandre of the Tundra





Jul 21 2007 12:56 PM

"in america, we get to look at boobs."

fabulous, marty, fabulous. :D
Chad





Jul 19 2007 4:37 PM

wow fox late night news quite the hilarity at 420 in the morning.
~VaL~





Jul 19 2007 10:33 AM

awe. your space is very pretty and special.

have good tv-appearing!
alida





Apr 21 2007 8:12 PM

im excited for you two to live closer :)
Colt





Mar 20 2007 1:20 PM

You are the Messiah.
Stuttering Jew





Mar 15 2007 4:33 PM

Whats new in the world of marty
Michael Laimo - Horror Author





Feb 27 2007 6:32 AM


Hi—just wanted to let you know that my new novel DEAD SOULS is NOW AVAILABLE IN BOOKSTORES EVERYWHERE! I hope you’ll check it out! Thanks!

Michael



Jewish Princess





Feb 9 2007 9:57 PM

Have a nice Weekend Marty

Stuttering Jew





Feb 7 2007 11:26 PM

So after months without LOST what did you think of the show tonight?
Stuttering Jew





Feb 1 2007 3:17 PM

You here about the mooninites "bomb scare"?
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Jan 24 2007 9:56 PM

Happy Birthday! Nobody had said it here so I thought I could be the first.
creature feature





Jan 11 2007 1:14 PM

Marty Beckerman is the tops and I will forever read on.
Chad





Jan 9 2007 9:03 PM

hey marty, just stopped by to say your missing all the snow in AK.
Sonja Marie ♥





Jan 4 2007 1:23 PM

by the way...

Generation S.L.U.T = phenomenal =)
Professor Hoyt





Dec 18 2006 9:52 PM

I had a dream you called me at work to yell at me for stealing "your godamn shoes of your feet." Well, in all fairness that wasn't the whole dream, but still... wtf?
Lookin forward to the Trevor book, dude.
Meredith





Nov 11 2006 5:57 PM

Do you have any word on when Retard Nation (still the title?) will be out?
Anatomy of a Boyfriend





Nov 10 2006 3:56 PM

Hi! Thnx for the add! ~Daria :-)
Kayleigh





Nov 5 2006 12:08 PM




I read that big wheels are spinning; I'm hoping for the best for you! ::crosses fingers::
DR. THOMAS CAMELOT





Oct 20 2006 1:17 PM

Sorry for interrupting here, but I found myself re-reading "Portnoy's Complaint" and the line about putting the "id back in Yid" and I thought hey, that's what Beckerman does! Upholding tradition, keeping the truth alive.
Jess





Oct 16 2006 4:47 PM

there. new picture. happy?
Patrick





Oct 15 2006 9:19 AM

Dude, I was watching this documentary on the word "slut" on the Sundance channel and I see you. Awesome.

Personally, I think its a perfectly cromulent word.
CHUCK!?





Oct 13 2006 2:42 PM

dude. pink.
.w i l d ♥.





Sep 15 2006 10:38 AM

i loved generation s.l.u.t.

keep up the good work
Jess





Sep 13 2006 7:00 PM

(syndrome!)
Jess





Sep 13 2006 6:55 PM

Megan Fucking Deleted It BeeYatch





Sep 9 2006 10:29 AM

Your books are hilarious, and my favorite by far :]
Lexxy Syn [Girly Show]





Sep 7 2006 3:45 PM

heya
Jason





Sep 2 2006 6:59 PM

Your going to have to come to LA with me now, because in your new picture you look like a Hollywood schmuck.
Lexxy Syn [Girly Show]





Sep 1 2006 8:01 PM

ah hey! thanks for adding me.
ahah your books are the greatest thing to this earth.
anyways
keep in touch.
great to hear from you sometimes
|alison|
otitis media





Sep 1 2006 6:38 PM

martin!

you look more like jesus every time i see you.
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