A bunch of things that you think are stupid plus a few things you wouldn't understand.
Music
Beta Band, Bowie, Brian Eno, Brian Jonestown Massacre, BRMC, Charlatans UK, Cibo Matto, Coatsie, The Cure, Dandy Warhols, Denali, Devo, Elastica, Elgin Park, The Fall, Friends of Rock and Roll, Galaxie 500, Hazelwood Motel, Johnny Cash, Ladytron, Lene Lovich, Mazzy Star, Miss Red Flowers, Modern Lovers, Patti Smith, PJ Harvey, Roxy Music, Spiritualized, Stone Roses, Swoon 23, Television, Throwing Muses, White Stripes, X, Yo La Tengo
Movies
Casino Royale (1967), How to Get Ahead In Advertising, Brazil, Evil Dead 2, L'Eclisse
About me: Take off my shirt. Good. Now, take off my shoes. Excellent. Now, take off my pants. Thank you. Now, don't be shy; take off my underwear. There, that's much better.
Now, get the fuck out of here! And don't EVER let me catch you wearing my clothes again!
Who I'd like to meet: There is no more potent aphrodisiac than the smell of alcohol on a woman's breath.
BarFly’s Battle of the Band Vans takes place on Sunday, June 22nd! Dozens of local bands will be proudly putting their road rigs on display, car-show style, competing for cash and prizes, at this exclusive BarFly Barbeque (it’s also our ninth anniversary!) for the hard-working rank and file of the Portland service industry. There will be free barbeque, complimentary beer and booze, and live performances by Pure Country Gold, Frank Furter and the Hot Dogs, Big Duck, and Howie and the Hot Knives. Celebrity judges will give awards for Most Innovative, Most Party Hearty, Flair-iest, Most Legendary, and Best Presentation. The Grand Prize, Number One Band Van in Portland, will be decided by popular vote. There’ll be up to $500 cash on the line for the Grand Prize winner, so the competition is sure to be fierce. You’ve got to be in it to win it, so enter today at www. barflypdx. com!
