Since the dawn of time Marvin Medium has....... WAIT A SECOND!!.....WHATS WITH ALL THE THIRD PERSON BOLLOCKS!!!!!!
My real name is Cornelius Shoehorn AKA Marvin Medium
My parents gave birth to me rather insefidley on a plane trying to get to a hospital in Johannesburg! but the plane unbesethic to the outside word, crashed in a votan like forestrian and my parents died a very slow, agonizing and tuthidiouse death (according to the coroner) but at that moment when the burning remains of the plane lay amisk a lowly sheet of newspaper blew toward me like a hilted cleath and scooped me up yarthing me to safty, where it looked after me with a family of glossy lads mags and a neighbouring school of broadsheets!!!.....
I was being raised by a pack of wild newspapers?!?!
carfully they put me together piece by piece with the popular Berol brand glue 'Marvin Medium'
After a couple of months I started to act like them, dress like them and talk like them, it was as if i was becoming piece of newsprint tabloid! for me this was normal, a small child acting pandetic like in the middle of a forrest but to anyone else it would have looked slightly dizdun!
When I was old enough to walk (367 newspaper years) malcolm (the grandson of the newspaper that saved me) showed me his homemade PC with a music making shogphaze he'd created named fingermouse 9.3, I was instantly britised and have been producing under the name of Marvin Medium ever since.
On my 8395th birthday (23 in human years) I decided to go on an adventure to the city, 200 scitoons away from the dense forattic tundra that i called my home.
I packed my satchel with some twigs to feast on during the intense boaral journey and packed 2000 poingberrys (our local currency) that would easily pay for a decent 5 star hotel for a few months!
I said my agorned so longs to my tabliod family and flutterd towads the bright lights!
When I arrived 2 months later I couldn't belive what I saw, I was enthralled by the hustle and bustle, this was the start of somthing hiffasious, I had a feeling I was going to be very successful in this place.
Later that day I became a tramp!
Its 9 months later and im still a tramp and I need your help, mainly your money, so if you can look into your hearts and spare a little change message me and I will tell you my address!
Please help!
LABRYNTH REUNION ON SAT 8TH AUG @HIDDEN 100 TINWORTH ST VAUXHALL
EARLY BIRD TICKETS SOLD OUT STANDARD TICKETS @£15+BF
THERE WILL BE THREE ROOMS + A MARQUEE / SMOKING AREA TOO!
ALL ORIGINAL LABRYNTH DJ'S ON THE NIGHT
MUSIC: OLD SKOOL HARDCORE/JUNGLE/ DRUM&BASS /HOUSE
DEMOLITION CRU / DJ ELLE / MISS MONDAY NIKI DIMENSIONS / INFLUENCE / STEVE SLOANE DJ SKIE / FOOD JUNKY / JAZZY M KROME & TIME / SQUIRREL / GINGE SLIP MATT / PIG BAG / EASY MO ELLIS DEE / DEVIOUS D / JOEY G BILLY BUNTER / THE RAT PACK / VINYL MATT ADRIAN AGE / DJ PHANTASY / HUCKLEBERRY FINN
MC'S CRAZY DEE/ CHALKY WHITE / SUPPLIER / FUSION / CHUCKY/ LADY MC/ADRIAN AGE
4info call 07530 424482 or email: info@clublabrynth.com
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WE ARE BRINGING LABRYNTH BACK ON NEW YEARS EVE, IT WILL BE TOUCHING DOWN IN VAUXHALL SE11 5AW LONDON @ CULB LIFE!!! JOE,NUTNUTDAWN & STEVIE SILK WILL BE BRINGING BACK THE ORIGINAL VIBE OF LABRYNTH,THAT HAS BEEN GONE FOR FAR TO LONG NOW!!!
WITH THE ORIGINAL LABRYNTH DJS, WHO GOT YOU ROCKING BACK THEN. THEY ARE 100% GUARANTEED TO GET YOU ROCKING IN THE SAME WAY THEY DID WHEN WE WERE @DALSTON LANE CLUB LABRYNTH!
IF YOU HAVE NOT MADE PLANS YET, THEN MAKE A PLAN TO GO TO LABRYNTHS NEW YEARS EVE EVENT IN LONDON!!!!!
SO KEEP IN TOUCH FOR MORE INFO ON MYSPACE CLUB LABRYNTH!!!
WE ARE BRINGING LABRYNTH BACK ON NEW YEARS EVE, IT WILL BE TOUCHING DOWN IN VAUXHALL SE11 5AW LONDON @ CULB LIFE!!! JOE,NUTNUTDAWN & STEVIE SILK WILL BE BRINGING BACK THE ORIGINAL VIBE OF LABRYNTH,THAT HAS BEEN GONE FOR FAR TO LONG NOW!!!
WITH THE ORIGINAL LABRYNTH DJS, WHO GOT YOU ROCKING BACK THEN. THEY ARE 100% GUARANTEED TO GET YOU ROCKING IN THE SAME WAY THEY DID WHEN WE WERE @DALSTON LANE CLUB LABRYNTH!
IF YOU HAVE NOT MADE PLANS YET, THEN MAKE A PLAN TO GO TO LABRYNTHS NEW YEARS EVE EVENT IN LONDON!!!!!
SO KEEP IN TOUCH FOR MORE INFO ON MYSPACE CLUB LABRYNTH!!!
WE ARE BRINGING LABRYNTH BACK ON NEW YEARS EVE, IT WILL BE TOUCHING DOWN IN VAUXHALL SE11 5AW LONDON @ CULB LIFE!!! JOE,NUTNUTDAWN & STEVIE SILK WILL BE BRINGING BACK THE ORIGINAL VIBE OF LABRYNTH,THAT HAS BEEN GONE FOR FAR TO LONG NOW!!!
WITH THE ORIGINAL LABRYNTH DJS, WHO GOT YOU ROCKING BACK THEN. THEY ARE 100% GUARANTEED TO GET YOU ROCKING IN THE SAME WAY THEY DID WHEN WE WERE @DALSTON LANE CLUB LABRYNTH!
IF YOU HAVE NOT MADE PLANS YET, THEN MAKE A PLAN TO GO TO LABRYNTHS NEW YEARS EVE EVENT IN LONDON!!!!!
SO KEEP IN TOUCH FOR MORE INFO ON MYSPACE CLUB LABRYNTH!!!
WE ARE BRINGING LABRYNTH BACK ON NEW YEARS EVE, IT WILL BE TOUCHING DOWN IN VAUXHALL SE11 5AW LONDON @ CULB LIFE!!! JOE,NUTNUTDAWN & STEVIE SILK WILL BE BRINGING BACK THE ORIGINAL VIBE OF LABRYNTH,THAT HAS BEEN GONE FOR FAR TO LONG NOW!!!
WITH THE ORIGINAL LABRYNTH DJS, WHO GOT YOU ROCKING BACK THEN. THEY ARE 100% GUARANTEED TO GET YOU ROCKING IN THE SAME WAY THEY DID WHEN WE WERE @DALSTON LANE CLUB LABRYNTH!
IF YOU HAVE NOT MADE PLANS YET, THEN MAKE A PLAN TO GO TO LABRYNTHS NEW YEARS EVE EVENT IN LONDON!!!!!
SO KEEP IN TOUCH FOR MORE INFO ON MYSPACE CLUB LABRYNTH!!!
Oi Oi!! Been along time overdue, but eventualy we have got our 1st 4 out on digital download!
dbd001 Surrender -Thian Brodie dbd002 To wet to dance - Vagabond dbd003 Dusk til dawn - Thian Brodie dbd004 Riders of the steel - Vagabond vs Thian Brodie
These can be previewed, purchased in 192/320 Kpbs Mp3
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