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Mary Forrest
As Seen on TV / Stand-Up / Improv
I believe you are in league with the butcher.

Female
38 years old
Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 6/9/2009
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   Mary Forrest's Comedian Bio
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    Mary Forrest's Interests
Generalwriting, comedy, improv, sentiment, raconteuseship, Guitar Hero, Lomo, photo, road trips, punctuation, watercolor, shoes, kind words, eye-catching, violin, self-portraiture, hot dogs, cartoons, superheroes, textbook romance, outer space, Technicolor, Star Trek, soft drinks in glass bottles, strawberry ice cream, excessive thread count, making eyes, pronouncing things correctly, disapproval, thrill rides, VIP status, coffee jitters, fireplace etiquette, overexposure, text messages, noodles, old books, old magazines, other old things, making lists
MusicJ-Pop, Duran Duran, film music, Sigur Ros, Roxy Music, The Shins, Beatles, Muppet songs, Enon, Of Montreal, Gomez, Guster, Bright Eyes, Supergrass, Jolie Holland, Rufus Wainwright, Jimmy Reed, Tweaker, Ultra-Lounge, Pixies, David Sylvian, Beck, Lou Reed, Tom Waits, Starlight Mints, Lisa Germano, Rachmaninoff, Bing Crosby, Neil Finn, Radiohead, Gershwin, Skip James, Bowie, Mendelssohn, Ludwig Van, Julie Andrews, standards, Wu Tang, Benny and Bjorn, music to prepare your taxes by

MoviesMy family's special movies are After the Fox, Wonder Man, and High Anxiety. For me personally? Lawrence of Arabia, Mary Poppins, Star Wars, Amélie, Rushmore, Woody Allen, Albert Brooks, A Clockwork Orange, Rear Window, Hudsucker Proxy, Muppet movies, Tampopo, Fassbinder, Tommy Boy, Joe vs. the Volcano, Cool Hand Luke, Bedazzled (the first one), What a Way to Go, The Girl Can't Help It, The World of Suzie Wong, epic fantasies, Louis Malle, Indiana Jones, Tarkovsky, Star Trek, A Guide for the Married Man, A Christmas Story, old Pippi Longstocking, have you seen that movie where Jason Bateman is dying of cancer and C. Thomas Howell and Jonathan Silverman go on a road trip with him? -- movies other than that one.
TelevisionVenture Brothers, Star Trek with special consideration given to Deep Space Nine, Dexter, 'Allo 'Allo, Spongebob, I Dream of Jeannie, MGM Parade, The Two of Us, Magnum P.I., The Office, Simon and Simon, syndicated crime dramas like Columbo, Law & Order, Monk, Psych, House, West Wing reruns, X-Files, cooking shows, Battlestar Galactica, Full Metal Alchemist, FLCL, The Wonderful World of Disney, The Colbert Report, many ridiculous Krofft properties, Love American Style, vintage game shows, Wonder Woman, The A Team, I think I realize that I prefer hour-long episodic programming to half-hour shows with only a handful of exceptions
BooksEdward Gorey, Michael Chabon, S.J. Perelman, Rilke, James Joyce, Dave Eggers, Billy Collins, Calef Brown, Ursula LeGuin, Dostoevsy, Julia Kristeva, Douglas Adams, Haruki Murakami, Dang!, Jordan Crane, biographies, psychology, literary criticism, Donna Tartt, The Phantom Tollbooth, Optic Nerve, history, WWII, elitist admission: difficult reading makes me feel smart, less elitist admission: I read Star Trek novels
HeroesAdmiring people is so gauche these days.
Groups: LomographyPhotographyJapan and David Sylvian FansLas Vegas RockaroundSnakepit Fiend ClubLos Angeles Cast & Crew NetworkHapasNational Comedy Theatre

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     Mary Forrest's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:San Diego, CA
Body type:5' 7"
Ethnicity:Asian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Writer/Comedian/Dog-Owner

   Mary Forrest's Schools
Cornell University-Endowed Colleges
Ithaca,New York
Graduated: N/A
Degree: None
Major: Applied and Engineering Physics
Minor: East Asian Studies
Clubs: Cornell Forensics Society, Cornell Savoyards
 

1988 to 1989
Kinnick High School
Yokosuka, DoDDs Schools
Graduated: 1988
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Debate Team, Yearbook, Speech and Drama, Student Council, Brain Bowl, Leadership Conference
 

1985 to 1988

   Mary Forrest's Networking
Television - Composition - Writing

Photography - Other - Photographer

Music - Performance - Violin


   Mary Forrest's Companies
Good Eating Fish
Los Angeles, CA US




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Dec 30 2008 7:12 PM

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Dec 26 2008 11:16 PM

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Dec 19 2008 2:12 AM

Merry Christmas Everybody
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Dec 16 2008 1:04 AM

I hope your Kwanzaa is filled with joy and happiness.

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Nov 24 2008 2:36 PM

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Nov 17 2008 2:20 PM

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Oct 31 2008 2:02 PM



Have a Spooktacular night, Mary! Interceptors, Immediate Launch!
Tiger





Oct 19 2008 6:39 PM

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Sep 24 2008 6:25 AM

Stop! Mary!
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Sep 24 2008 5:15 AM

Sleep, AIDS and Alcohol? Sounds lethal!
kARiN





Sep 15 2008 7:19 PM

next weekend?? try to make it.. i really want Taka yummmmmmmm...
( we're getting better now, sick for most of last week)
Jeff





Sep 14 2008 7:17 AM

you're very welcome.
SHARELLE





Aug 27 2008 3:51 PM

Hey, I'm throwing some good mojo your way; have an awesome-tastic day! :D -Sharelle
beulah





Aug 7 2008 10:39 PM

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Jul 7 2008 1:53 PM

What's up? Sassy Pants from fancy town.
mig





Jul 3 2008 8:04 AM

I don't think you quite understand how much I think of you.
Ryan





Jun 5 2008 11:50 PM


look how into talking to you I am.
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Jun 5 2008 2:08 PM

Hey May, Im playing a free show at Tangier in los feliz this sunday. I go on at 8:30. Would love to see you there.
Address and other info is on the myspace page.
k.





May 30 2008 4:33 AM

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May 15 2008 9:02 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARY!
I'M ALSO IN CHINA!
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May 15 2008 7:03 PM

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A day late and a dollar short what can I say?
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May 15 2008 5:12 PM

Sorry that I missed your birthday party.
I was at a break-dancing competition cheering my Grandmother on to victory!
Jennifur





May 15 2008 4:55 PM

Happy birthday, gorgeous! Well, belated. I just saw that it was actually yesterday but I look forward to helping you celebrate on Saturday.
xoxox!
King Daevid MacKenzie, UltimaJock!





May 15 2008 4:38 PM

...have a Happy Birthday in '09, while you're at it!...
John





May 15 2008 4:21 PM

***HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL!!!***
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