MaryPatterson
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If you’re going to tell me I look like Tina Yothers, then please offer me a sitcom too.
Female
26 years old
LOS ANGELES, CA
United States
Last Login: 12/18/2009
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MaryPatterson's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | American by birth, Southern by the grace of your preferred higher power, comedienne Mary Patterson (all her first name) Broome is a product of the undiscovered gem of Mobile, Alabama. She has brought her stand-up comedy to venues all over the country including the Hollywood Improv, Pechanga Casino and Crackers Comedy Club. She is a regular performer in the country’s longest running all female stand-up show, Pretty, Funny Women and was recently a guest on nationally-syndicated radio’s The Bob and Tom Show. Mary Patterson fancies herself a joke teller and her style shines with an unparalleled ability to turn personal stories into deadpan observational zingers. And that accent’s pretty cute, too. | | Website | marypattersonismyfirstname.com | | Influences | Anyone who's stayed in this biz long enough to make something of themselves.
 | | Members | Check out my profile on The Comedy Doctors:
http://www.thecomedydoctors.com/profile/mpbroome/
 | | TV Shows | Trivial Pursuit: America Plays! |
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MaryPatterson's Interests
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| General | coffee, hiking, recreational eating and drinking, relating everything in life to a lesson the gang learned on 90210, dive bars, overanalyzing, procrastinating | | Music | country, rap and Jesus music | | Movies | A League of Their Own, Gone with the Wind, Office Space, When Harry Met Sally, Swingers, Labrinyth, Four Weddings and a Funeral | | Television | Dateline: To Catch a Predator, Beverly Hills 90210, Seinfeld, TODAY (Matt, one day, you'll be mine), Six Feet Under...is the greatest show in television history | | Books | Angela's Ashes, 'Tis, Middlesex, Memoirs of a Geisha, Magical Thinking, Lies and the Lying Liars That Tell Them, Traveling Mercies, The Catcher and the Rye, O Magazine, Too Fat to Fish | | Heroes | Tina Fey and Brandon Walsh |
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MaryPatterson's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Mobile, Alabama | | Body type: | More to love! | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Zodiac Sign: | Leo | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | Fantastic Teller o' Jokes |
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About me:
Mary Patterson is my first name. It's a double-name, like Mary Elizabeth?
I drive a Prius so clearly I love the planet more than you.
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