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Mary Van Note
Stand-Up / Alternative / Women
Mary Van Note The Pumpkin Penis Tour! NY, Seattle, Portland, LA and NOLA in NOV 2009!

Female
36 years old
San Francisco, CA
United States



Last Login: 11/17/2009
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   Mary Van Note's Comedian Bio
BioMary Van Note is a stand-up comedian of the weird variety. She performs at colleges, clubs and festivals across the country and she is the creator and star of the Independent Film Channel web series The Mary Van Note Show: Gavin Really Wants Me. The San Francisco Bay Guardian called her a “Zine-Queen Comedian,” as she regularly makes zines, crafts and mini-comics. Her specialties are stick-figures and cross-stitch. www.maryvannote.com

CLUBS: San Francisco Punch Line, Harvey’s, Cobb’s Comedy Club, San Jose Improv, Rooster T. Feathers, Tommy T’s, 12 Galaxies, W.C. Fields Lounge, Hemlock Tavern, Edinburgh Castle, The Knockout

THEATERS: Upright Citizens Brigade, Steve Allen Theater, Eureka Theater, The Marsh Mock Cafe, The Dark Room

COLLEGES: UC Santa Cruz, St. Mary’s, Stanford, UC Davis

FESTIVALS: SXSW, San Francisco SketchFest, Bridgetown Comedy Festival, LitQuake, Alternative Press Expo, San Francisco Zine Fest

Websitemaryvannote.com
Members"A Gracie Allen for the new millennium, Van Note’s comedic styling is truly unique, as she combines elements of raunchy slapstick with charmingly innocent self-deprecation." - Flypmedia.com

"If comedy is all about being relatable than Van Note proved herself well skilled at the craft on Sunday. I can’t recall seeing a comedian doing such an elaborate bit that worked out as well as Van Note’s did. A true crowd pleaser." - Ian Brill

"About one AM, comedian Mary Van Note took the stage with the look of a Sunday school teacher but with material that would make Don Rickles blush." -KQED

"Mary will be doing a quick little set to cleanse your pallets like a potty mouth sorbet. Picture a funny Paula Poundstone, but with a vagina." - Parker of Pakerzalooza

"Kaufman-esque." - Jesse Thorn of the Sound of Young America

"She’s kind of like a cross between pinup girl Bettie Page and the Charlyne Yi, the writer and star of current indie hit film Paper Hearts. See Van Note’s Independent Film Channel Web series "Gavin Really Wants Me" for proof; it boings quickly back and forth between dorky and dirty." -SF Weekly

"Zine-Queen Comedian." - San Francisco Bay Guardian

"The secret to creating a truly unique video blog is usually to have a truly unique point of view. No wonder San Francisco-based comedian Mary Van Note’s videos seem to work so well. She’s one of a kind and knows how to get her sense of humor across in her videos." -thedailyreel.com

"Mary Van Note (OK, OK, she’s our favorite, you got it out of us, after all that nagging and asking you did as to which of these people is our favorite, there. Now you know. It’s Mary Van Note!)" - SF Weekly

”Who is this pervert in a polka dot dress and why isn’t she my BFF!?” - Agent Lover

"You have potential." - Brent Weinbach

"I don’t get Mary Van Note." - Justin McClure

"She’s nice." - Todd Barry

"Hi Mary. I’m Paul F. Tompkins." - Paul F. Tompkins

"Being mean to Mary Van Note would be like punching Hello Kitty in the face. It can’t be done." - scamboogah

"SF comedy is like a scary dark forest, full of evil trees and flying monkeys. (the not-cool flying monkeys). Mary Van Note is our fairy princess who protects us all, with magic made from Unicorn Kisses and Rainbow Cuddles." - Bucky Sinister

"Comedian Mary Van Note, whose stage antics would make even the most jaded devilette blush." - San Francisco Bay Guardian

"MARY! You are funny!" - Frank Shamrock

TV ShowsTV: What’s Up? Broadcasting.

Last Comic Standing, NBC Season 6

Short film "Papercuts" plays on IFC March 2009

The Mary Van Note Show: Gavin Really Wants Me, on IFC and IFC.COM July 2008

Accomplishments:

Andy Kaufman Award Semi-Finalist, Nov 2009

Wins Best Sketch Comedy Series award for The Mary Van Note Show at the 2009 Aspen Rooftop Comedy Festival. (June 2009)

First place winner and Champion of the Twisted Biscuit 2006 Competition.

June 2006 Comic of the Month winner at rooftopcomedy.com.

FilmsYouTube.

    Mary Van Note's Interests
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Books Mary Van Note's books on Goodreads ....

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HeroesAnyone who inspires me: Grandma, Andy Kaufman, Elsa von Freytag Loringhoven, Pee Wee Herman, Banksy, Spalding Gray, David Elsewhere, Miranda July, Michael Showalter, Michael Ian Black, David Wain, Louis CK, Patton Oswalt, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Lenny Bruce, The Marx Brothers, Woody Allen, Judy Tenuta, Maria Bamford, Flight of the Conchords, Arj Barker, Neil Hamburger, Rowan Atkinson, Ron Lynch, Kristen Schaal, Steve Martin, Fred Armisen, Brent Weinbach, Josh Fadem, Reggie Watts, Moshe Kasher.
Groups: The Del Mar Fan ClubI LOVE KEVIN AVERY!!!I LOVE STAND UP COMEDIANS link to the BAY AREA!Mike Patton OH YEAIndie ComicsComedians of MySpaceNYC Underground Comedy FestIndependent Publishing Resource Center (IPRC)

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     Mary Van Note's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:San Rafael, CA
Body type:5' 5" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate

   Mary Van Note's Schools
University Of California-Santa Cruz
Santa Cruz,California
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Literature
Minor: Women's Studies
 

2003 to 2005
Terra Linda High
San Rafael,California
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1997 to 2001

   Mary Van Note's Networking
Television - Talent - Comedian

Film - Composition - Screenwriting

Publishing - Writer - Novelist



Mary Van Note's Clips [View All Clips]
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Gavin Really Wants Me episode 2
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Gavin Really Wants Me episode 1
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Inside the Head of Mary Van Note by Mary Van Note
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Tools to Live By
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Mary Van Note in SF SketchFest
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Mary Van Note Starts to Train!
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Mary Van Note Sexual Experience #57
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Mary Van Note's Guide to Dating Mary Van Note by Mary Van Note
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   Upcoming Gigs
Nov 6 2009 8:00P
Bagdad Theater Portland OR
Nov 9 2009 8:00P
What’s Up, Tiger Lily? @ Hollywood Studio Bar & Grill Los Angeles CA
Nov 11 2009 8:00P
Funny or Thai @ Pattaya Thai Los Angeles CA
Nov 13 2009 9:00P
La Nuit Comedy Theater New Orleans LA
Nov 14 2009 9:00P
La Nuit Comedy Theater New Orleans LA
Dec 7 2009 8:00P
QComedy @ Mama Calizo’s Voice Factory San Francisco CA
Dec 10 2009 10:00P
Things We Made @ Dark Room Theater San Francisco CA

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The Pumpkin Penis Tour  (view more)

MF Magazine  (view more)

Pajama Party, Winston Churchill and The Dark Room Theater Sept 5 and 12  (view more)

new comic up on www.maryvannote.com/blog  (view more)

Pajama Party!  (view more)

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   Mary Van Note's Blurbs
About me:
The Pumpkin Penis Tour

You can learn more about Mary Van Note here: www.maryvannote.com

Read her comics blog: www.maryvannote.com/blog

Mary Van Note is also on Facebook.

A trailer for The Mary Van Note Show on IFC.COM!!!!!

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Watch Episode 1:

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My videos are located on:

IFC.com

Nerve.com

Youtube.com

I also perform occasionally with 5 Funny Females.

I write zines.

"Thematic, Simple, Poignant, Containing Intent, and in this case, funny. The stuff good zines are made of." -Dean Haakenson of Be Brave Bold Robot

Copies are available at maryvannote.com: zines, zine-inspired T Shirts and Totes.

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Mary Van Note's Friends Comments
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Yodlur

Yodlur



Nov 17 2009 1:24 AM

Mikey Wax

Mikey Wax



Nov 17 2009 1:24 AM

so someday we should be in town :)
til then hope you enjoy
it really means alot you even gave me a chance.
igiulb

igiulb



Nov 9 2009 4:17 AM

thanks to add me 


my compliments for your art!


L.
Yodlur

Yodlur



Nov 9 2009 4:16 AM

SCRUGGS

SCRUGGS



Nov 9 2009 4:13 AM

THANKS FOR THE ADD!
Griffin Point

Griffin Point



Nov 7 2009 7:39 PM

Ms Van Note,
We must meet up when we get back from NY.

It's time.


MYTOYBOX

MYTOYBOX



Nov 6 2009 5:18 AM

hi hope your having a good one :)
how have you been..interesting page indeed!
Joko

Joko



Nov 6 2009 5:18 AM

You must be very disappointed that Gavin has dropped out of the governor's race.  I saw you when you came to Seattle last time, at a shoe store with Uni. 
Break a leg on your gig here this week!
Yodlur

Yodlur



Oct 22 2009 5:12 AM

Nicole Francesca

Nicole Francesca



Oct 15 2009 10:22 PM

hahaha I just went through your quotes. Your Frank Shamrock one is the best. I can HEAR him saying that when I read it.
ALTOPANA

ALTOPANA



Oct 10 2009 5:02 AM

Un beso desde Caracas.
Front Pocket James

James Conrad



Oct 1 2009 11:31 PM

Mary:
Shoulda done this earlier. I've just been running around like a nutzo. Busy as shit.
Happy Birthday to the funniest woman in the Bay Area!
dj+Louie

dj+Louie



Oct 1 2009 10:22 PM

hey im djing this sat at vault...nick@nite..miken tribe presents..send ur names for g list n i'll take care of u...
Fried Man

Fried Man



Sep 30 2009 5:47 AM

peace and love
FLOOZIE

FLOOZIE



Sep 30 2009 5:47 AM

favorite food...go!
p.s thanks for giving us a shot..did you like?
Anakalia

Andrea K.



Sep 26 2009 7:25 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SIS!!!!!  IS THIS THE SPOT WHERE I CAN REVEAL YOUR TRUE AGE?  My hunch is I might get scolded for doing so.  A scary thought!  But hey, I LOVE to see you posted that you are suddenly OLDER than mwwwaaa!  Yyipp..PEE!!!
Agent Lover

Marie Stamos



Sep 23 2009 6:05 AM

sidebar: I just remembered our first bonding mome was about PROJ RUN!!!!! What season was it I wonder? 2? 3???
Agent Lover

Marie Stamos



Sep 23 2009 6:05 AM

look at my who i want to meet
20 GRIT on The Metal Scene T.V Show Nov 24th 10PM

20 GRIT on The Metal Scene T.V Show Nov 24th 10PM



Sep 13 2009 9:29 AM

Just stoping by.
BRIAN LADD

BRIAN LADD



Sep 3 2009 6:29 AM

I like the latest profile pic... you're pretty hot for a 71 year old.

- B
SCAPULA

SCAPULA



Aug 31 2009 10:28 PM



یشقفا یثلقشیعس

یشقفا یثلقشیعس



Aug 27 2009 1:14 AM

i seen the comics on your site and you are even more awesome to me now!!!
The Yellow Dress

The Yellow Dress



Aug 25 2009 11:56 PM

If you're not otherwise occupied, we're having our album release show at ATA on friday. it is going to be great!


uni and her ukelele

uni and her ukelele



Aug 2 2009 6:44 PM

i love your new photos
beautiful
ding!
mmothejr

mmothejr



Jul 28 2009 6:46 PM

Thank you for the friendship!!!
With smiles from sunny Berlin,
Mmo
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