About me: Once, long ago the women of the Queen City Roller Girls desired a voice to herald their deeds and exploits. Knowing that using a woman to do such a lowly job would be a sacrilege so they decided to summon a sub species known as man to be their voice. The Metal Mistress, who was wise in the old ways, remembered one such myth on how to summon one who would do their bidding without question. Traveling to the far corner of the known world the Metal Mistress did find the anvil of the most unholy. For three days she neither ate nor drank, one day in sacrifice for each team who sent her on this unholy quest. On the fourth day, at 3 A.M. she rose and grasp the hammer that lay with the anvil. With a heavy hand she did strike the anvil once and yelled the first of the three unholy names “Suicidal Saucies”. A resounding din did shake the walls of hell. A second time she did strike the anvil and she screamed the second profane name “Nickel City Knockouts” with that the un-named one did awake. With her third unbridled strike she did hit the anvil with such ferocity and cried out the third ungodly name “Devil Dollies” that the very earth shuttered and cracked!! The filthy earthen crag belched fourth fire, hot wind and the stench of the corps from all those that did try to appose the Queen City Roller Girls. Out stepped the one she had summoned, the one whom shall be the voice for these dames of death. The one branded as Mason Stone!!! With collar forged from skate bearings and tether of braided skate laces she did lead this beast back to North Tonawanda in the land of New York. Here he remains. Extolling their names and announcing to all who dare listen to the exploits of the Queen City Roller Girls. I have been summoned and here I shall remain as loyal servant and voice for them until the end of time. I shall silence your din, and fill your ears with adventures and battle stories the likes your ears have never heard nor eyes have seen. ALL HAIL THE DERBY!! ALL HAIL THE QUEEN CITY ROLLER GIRLS!!!
hey Mason... just wanted to thank you once again for coming to announce the Horror! all of TCRG loved having you, and I heard nothing but great things from the derby gang and fans alike. We hope to welcome you back again next season... that is if you are up to the trek to New Hamburg again! LOL Hope your trip home went smoother. Take care and keep that head shaved... love it!! ;)
I know, derby girls selling avon sounds kinda funny. It's actually a very good money maker, and we're selling the new Bond Girl perfume, which is a tad derbyish :-)
Hey Mason thanks once again for coming out and announcing for us Saturday night! You did a great job, I heard lots of compliments your way! See you on the 9th?? xoxo Perky
I can't see Any of the vids you sent to help me get well! grumblegrumble technology..grrr. But the thought is what counts and it did indeed make me feel warm & fuzzy! Like your facial hair. xosnifflecoughxo
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