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Seattle area, Washington
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"Tell me about yourself" (the survey)
Name:That guy your mom warned you about
Birthday:March 4
Birthplace:Seattle, WA
Current Location:Mountlake Terrace, Wa
Eye Color:Yellow
Hair Color:dirty blonde/ brown
Height:Mary Poppins - Practically perfect in every way
Right Handed or Left Handed:right
Your Heritage:Cock-Asian
What does your Myspace name mean?It's a warning
Your Weakness:Come on now...my enemies could be reading this
Your Fears:Being like everybody else, fear itself, complacency, and reproducing
Your Perfect Pizza:pepperoni/sausage/black olives with extra sauce
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:To be 10 times smarter than I was at the beginning of the year and have a positive impact on a lot of peoples' lives
Would you rather reject someone or be rejected?:Be rejected. Some people take rejection personally, and I don't like being responsible for that. If someone doesn't like me, I know it's because something is wrong with them :)
Thoughts First Waking Up:Where am I?
Your Best Physical Feature:I don't know...they're all pretty good
Your Bedtime:Whenever I finally drop
Your Most Missed Memory:The Tom Leykis Show
Pepsi or Coke:Only pop I drink is when I'm having a Jack and Coke
McDonalds or Burger King:Neither. I know it's hard to eat good, especially on the road, but you can do it. There is no excuse to eat junk!!
Single or Group Dates:A like a wide range of social settings
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Whatever. I'll teabag you!
Do you throw up gang signs?Yes! I'm not in a gang but I was thinking about joining the Crips
Do you like polar bears?I've never met a polar bear, actually
Do you Smoke:no
Do you Swear:nah....it sounds like shit and doesn't do a damn bit of good
What nicknames do you have?The Postman, Spikey Mike, Master Chambers, Hollywood, Darby, Bart Simpson, Brendan Fraser, Wingman, Wingmaster, Mike O the Psycho, MC, Rock n' Roll (R.I.P. Walter High)
Do you Shower Daily:what's a shower?
Are you a vegetarian:No. If I'm not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?
Do you want to go to College:already been there
Do you want to get Married:if you can think of a good reason for me to get married, please let me know
Do you belive in yourself:affirmative
Do you get Motion Sickness:negative
Do you think you are Attractive:yep
Are you a Health Freak:I am healthy, and I'm a freak. I don't think I'm a "health freak" though
Do you get along with your Parents:Yes! (now that I don't live under their rule)
Do you like Thunderstorms:I heart thunder and lightning
Do you play an Instrument:no...I used to
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Ha. I'm still buzzed from last night
In the past month have you Smoked:no
In the past month have you been on Drugs:nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date:I suppose you could call them dates
Do you think long distance relationships work?Yeah if you're seeing other people
If I were a doll, the accessories packaged with me would be:A big mouth, a cadillac, a couple of girls, and a glass of Jack and Coke (with 2 limes)
Would you ever consider living abroad?I tried living with a broad once. I wouldn't do it again.
Yankees or Red Sox:Dare I say...Yankees!
How do you feel about gold diggers?I have no problem with them at all! I've always felt that prostitution should be legal
What cell phone service do you have?I'm going to plead the fif because they are a bunch of hosebags, and I don't want to give them any free advertising
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:is filesharing really stealing?
How do you like your eggs:Like Rocky. I just crack them into a glass and chug it
Ever been called a Tease:I don't tease, I create anticipation
Believe in love at first sight?Yes, if your vision is completely obscured
Would you ever fight somebody over your significant other?I have, but I wouldn't do it again. I've always wanted to be in the audience on Jerry Springer, not on the stage!
How do you want to Die:By supergluing my hands to my head, then hanging myself with piano wire,causing eventual decapitation. When the first responders arrive, they'll go, "Holy Shit! Did this guy rip his own head off?!"
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:a stay-at-home mom
What country would you most like to Visit:Somewhere in the Caribbean
In a Girl...
Favorite Eye Color:blue
Favorite Hair Color:blonde with brown streaks
Short or Long Hair:long
Height:5'6"
Weight:122
Best Clothing Style:Less is more. I love miniskirts, and low cut shirts that show plenty of clevage. I also like those low-riding pants.
Number of Drugs I have taken:I've tried everything except for needles and organized religion
Number of CDs I own:I still use cassettes
Number of Piercings:0
Number of Tattoos:3
Number of things in my Past I Regret:None. If I could start over again, I'd make the same mistakes sooner

My "interests" are constantly changing. Lately I've been into psychology and social dynamics. Sometimes I catch myself breaking down every social interaction like a mad scientist! Human behavior fascinates me but I do try to separate being a total nerd from being an actual person when I'm out :) Up until a couple years ago, I was focused on remodeling my house, but I've set that aside for the time being. I really enjoyed doing this project...the kitchen remodel: Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket..^^Yes the washer and dryer were in the kitchen Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket..The dishwasher was non-functional. It was used for storing garbage. ..

^^DESTRUCTION VIDEO!! Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket.. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket.. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket.. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket.. No wonder it was so cold. There was no insulation! Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket.. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket.. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket.. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket.. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket ^^after
I really ought to put up a pic of the baffroom (it's peach).

So yeah, my interests are constantly changing.
MusikI listen to everything (except for country music). SLAYER has been my favorite band ever since I heard "Hell Awaits" for the first time when I was 14. I grew up on Motley Crue, Guns N' Roses, Skid Row, etc. I couldn't stand Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg when they first came out, but after a while I started "secretly" listening to it, because you supposedly couldn't have an allegiance to heavy metal if you liked gangsta rap. But that all went out the window in 10th grade when I heard BROTHA LYNCH for the first time. "Season of da Siccness" blew my fucking mind! I bumped that shit loud and proud with no regard for what anyone thought. That CD was absolutely groundbreaking! I still listen to a lot of my parents music, too. Classic rock is probably the greatest music ever created, and has laid the foundation for everything we listen to today. The last couple of years I've been listening to a lot of audio books and seminars on my Mp3 player. My CD/Mp3 collection is somewhere in the thousands. I am a former concert junkie, and I still go sometimes. I'd go more often, but I've seen just about every show I've ever wanted to see, and a lot of shows are booked at places with seats (instead of general admission floor). People who book metal shows at venues with seats should be fucking curb-stomped. I also like some good tekno (rave shit, not c-89 shit). I used to go to raves a lot, and I still love the music. Good electronic music is totally captivating! I'd rather give myself a root canal than listen to country. I also hate Akon, Coldplay and Diddy.
My top 10 metal:
1. Slayer
2. Metallica
3. Slipknot
4. Hatebreed
5. Guns n Roses
6. Pantera
7. Marilyn Manson
8. Papa Roach
9. Cannibal Corpse
10. Rage Against the Machine
Top 10 Rappers:
1. Necro
2. 2pac
3. Brotha Lynch
4. Eminem
5. SHYNE
6. Atmosphere
7. Bad Luk
8. Too Short
9. Pimp Daddy Welfare
10. Kevin Federline
Top 5 punk:
1. Suicidal Tendencies
2. The Misfits
3. GG Allin
4. The Sex Pistols
5. The Ramones
Top 5 Oldies:
1. The Beatles
2. The Rolling Stones
3. The Doors
4. Elvis Presley
5. Led Zeppelin
Top 5 Electronic:
1. Stakka and Skynet
2. Phantom 45
3. DJ Ryle
4. Nine Inch Nails
5. Alvin and the Chipmunks
Top 5 80's:
1. Michael Jackson (when he was black)
2. Hall and Oates
3. Phil Collins
4. Billy Joel
5. Prince (even though he gave MJ that skin disease)
Top 5 jazz:
1. Frank Sinatra
2. Jamie Cullum
3. Miles Davis
4. Arturo Sandoval
5. HD Radke and the Jet City Swingers
Top 5 Grindcore:
1. Screaming Afterbirth
2. Razor Wire Colonoscopy
3. Bacterial Vaginosis
4. Dismembered Fetus
5. Drive-by Bukkake
I haven't listened to terrestrial radio since that pussy Dave Richards turned 100.7 the Buzz into another country music station. I always encourage people to call him and tell him to bring back the #1 afternoon drive talk show (The Tom Leykis Show). His # is(206)622-3251. He's usually too busy fisting himself to country music to answer, so you'll probably have to leave him a message. He's not the first dipshit program director to come around. He' sjust the biggest one. ^^ This is the asshole that sold our Supersonics to those assbags from Oklahoma. Every time you buy some shit from Starbucks, you're making him richer. Don't do it!
Filmer
TVI like the Sopranos, Californication, South Park, Jeopardy, and World Poker Tour. Some of my guilty pleasures are WWE, Frasier and Maury. On a rare occasion I'll tune in to FOX News, but only for the same reason I'd tune into Jerry Springer (it's amusing but should NOT be taken seriously). I honestly don't watch a lot of television. All that advertising irritates me to no end. Especially those motherfuckers that try to program peoples brains. I hope you advertisers that prey on peoples' receptive unawareness catch bird flu and die. That whole industry would collapse if people became enlightened and no longer sought to find their identity through "things". So called "reality shows" put me on the extreme offensive. That being said, I would love to see a reality show featuring people who blow their face up while attempting to cook meth. That would be funny.
BöckerAs a kid I loved the Outsiders and Encylopedia Brown. Some of my favorite authors today are Eckhart Tolle, Raven Jake, David Baldacci, Michael Connelly, Dan Brown, Don Miguel Ruiz, and Jerry Heller. Mystery novels are my favorite. I'm currently reading "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" by Tucker Max. If something on the cover of a magazine can grab my attention, I'll buy it, or at least stop and read it. I like magazines like Psychology Today, Muscle & Fitness, Kiplingers, Details, Radar, The Thomas Guide, and Playboy. I also enjoy the "what's wrong" page on the back cover of Highlights for Children.
HjältarI think it's important to have heroes...not so much to look up to, but to look IN to. They can be a real source of strength and inspiration, so long as we're not just passively admiring them. Some of those who I think are great are my Mom, my Dad, Thomas Edison, Napoleon Hill, Donald Trump, Robert Kiyosaki, Tyler Durden(RSD), Eckhart Tolle, Hugh Heffner, Henry Ford, Albert Einstein, Tony Robbins, Joel Osteen, Vince McMahon, Steven Colbert, Michael Jordan, Mark Cuban, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Suze Orman, Oprah Winfrey, Martha Stewart, Ken Jennings, Barack Obama and yours truly.
Grupper: McMahonismTHE 12th Man!PLAYERS 4 LIFE

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Status:Singel
Här för:Vänner
Sexuell läggning:Heterosexuell
Hemstad:Seattle, WA
Kroppstyp:184cm / Kroppsbyggare
Etnisk bakgrund:Vit/kaukasisk
Stjärntecken:Fisk
Röker/dricker:Nej / Ja
Barn:Älskar barn, men inget för mig
Utbildning:Högskolestudier
Sysselsättning:Gigolo
Inkomst:Över 250.000 US-dollar

   That guy your mom warned you about™: Skolor
Seattle Community College-South Campus
Seattle,Washington
Gick ut: 1998
Studentstatus: Tidigare elev
 

1997 till 1998
Evergreen High School
Seattle, WA
Gick ut: Ej tillämpligt
Studentstatus: Tidigare elev
Examen: High School Diploma
Huvudämne: Pure Evil
Tillval: raising hell
Klubbar: The Hill, Arm Wrestling on the Garbage Cans, Skipping, Vandalism, Breaking in/Entering, Drug Dealing, Carjacking, Arson, I.S.S. (Don't ask me how in the hell I got an early start on college...I should have been locked up)
 

1994 till 1997



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Om mig:
I'm not like anyone you'll ever meet. I am generally high on life. I have a strange and often warped sense of humor. I enjoy making people laugh, regardless of offending anyone. It's not that I try to offend people, it's just that I walk through life doing whatever I please :) Aside from being considerate, I feel that if you want something, take it!! My current occupation allows me to socialize with lots of different people all day long, yet it provides me so much solitude that I get the privilege of being a "personal development enthusiast". I pretty much get to do whatever the hell I want. How cool is that? I try to brighten the day of everyone with whom I come in contact. I believe that if you try to accept, help, or somehow offer value to everyone, it will bring exponentially great returns. The Law of Reciprocity is constant! If everyone went the extra mile without expecting compensation for it, (or without griping about it) this world would be an even better place to live! Aside from when I'm pissed off, I try to see the good in all people. I do have vengeful tendencies though, and sometimes I'll carry grudges until it's "dealt with". As I swap my youth for wisdom, I find myself getting better at that :) I think they call it "forgiveness" or some shit like that :P I have never trusted authority. I've always looked for new ways to buck the system, although not as actively the last few years. I have a love/hate relationship with the police. I don't think I'm unstable, I'm just unpredictable! I often send people mixed messages for my own amusement. I am an optimstic, outgoing, fun-loving person...but I have a strange fascination with evil, and "the dark side" in general. I seem to harbor a lot of contempt for people and sometimes come across as someone who is full of hate. I know that contradicts some of what I've previously stated, but I guess thats another one of those things I'm trying to "grow out of". It's not that I'm "all over the road", I'm just eclectic! For a guy, I talk a lot. I'll pretty much talk to anyone. I think I'm a pretty good listener, too. There may be an ex or 2 that disagrees with that :p Some days I like to find huge parties or go clubbing and socialize with all kinds of people, and other days I want to keep to myself and lounge around at home, or cruise the neighborhood. The only things that seem constant are my love for learning, exercise, and connecting with people. I like pressure! I usually perform well when it seems like stakes are high, or I have an audience. Sometimes I feel like everyone is watching me. I try to use that to my advantage. I'm not a perfectionist, but expect a lot from myself. I feel that the people in my life have invested a lot into me and that a lot is expected of me. I do my best to embrace that and I intend to excel beyond anyone's capabilities imaginable! Freedom is extremely important to me. I am a fairly self-sufficient, motivated person, who tends to work a lot, but I am always looking for a good time, as well. I'm only gonna live once, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna let go to waste. I don't understand the mentality of those who think this life isn't good enough, and that our real reward is after we die. What better feeling is there than being here? There isn't one when you're fully living in, and honoring the present moment! Hell is right here on earth as well, but hopefully you're not choosing to live there. Our quality of life should never be dictated to us by our "life situation". I couldn't imagine taking emphasis off of being alive by counting on an "afterlife". To restrict myself, and my true desires because of "morality" would be a complete waste. Morality is an illusion. If someone's "god" wants to sentence me to burn in "hell" for an eternity, just because I didn't fall in line with the sheep and follow His rules...then fuck him, and fuck you too. I'll never be a sheep. I am a lion! I try to observe where the seething masses go, and run the opposite direction. I've taken a lot from this life, but I want more. I want to contribute more than I want to take though. One goal of mine is to control millions of dollars worth of real estate. I am still on my first house, but I have learned a lot so far. I haven't established my contribution goals yet, although a lot of people tell me I should be a teacher. I love my current career, but I have a greater "outer purpose" than what I'm doing now. I just haven't found out what it is yet. I just know there's more to life than this. I plan to move the world. In the process, I would like the freedom to travel wherever I want, whenever I feel like it. At least once a year, I'd like to go somewhere I've never been before. I don't think I'm that well traveled yet, but Florida, New York and Las Vegas have been my favorite spots so far...
Some Trivial things:
My biggest turnoffs are whining, political correctness, and people who use meth. People who use meth should be fucking beaten. I love the summer! There's nothing like playing in the sun! I love to jet-ski and swim in the lake. I spend most of my time at the beach or on the lake during the summertime. I like playing football, basketball, beach volleyball and paper-rock-scissors. I'm into weightlifting and fitness in general. I loooove riding my bicycle! I like to play Chess and Scrabble (when I'm indoors) and I'm a total old school Nintendo junkie! I like my steak rare, my eggs runny, my vegetables raw, and my fruit almost ripe. I am fascinated by geography and maps...I am one of those people who will stare at a roadmap forever! I've plotted multiple courses to drive around the country already (I can't wait to actually do it). I get about 2 or 3 random calls every week, asking me: "I'm at such-and-such...could you tell me how to get to so-and-so." I like math, too. Math is fun! I usually howl when I hear firetrucks! Or when there's a full moon. I hate "honking" car alarms. If your horn honks when you set your alarm, you deserve to have your ride blown up...like in that movie The Godfather! Horns are made for one reason, to honk at cute girls. I have always liked lowriders, especially Cadillacs. I don't really like minivans...especially Previas, and Siennas. Is it just me, or do those things resemble a nutsack on wheels? I hate that guy who operates the 1st avenue south bridge. I like to battle-rap via txt messages! I'll never forgive Howard Schulz for selling our SuperSonics to those polesmokers from Oklahoma. You will probably get an earful from me if I see you drinking Starbucks. I like to break stuff! (huh huh) Watch my video entitled 'Destruction' for an example. It kicks more ass than any video on all of Myspace. Does anyone out there miss Beavis and Butt-head as much as I do? My biggest pet peeve is bad spelling. I am the Hitler of Spelling Nazis, not StarFish (although she is borderline). Most advertising puts me on the extreme offensive. People who insult my intelligence in a attempt to sell me shit I don't want should be executed. I usually say "god damn you!" when someone sneezes. I find "powerwalkers" annoying. Whenever I see one of those tards walking down the street swinging their arms, I think to myself: "Where's a drunk driver when you need one?" I cheer for a lot of the athletes that you don't like...such as: Kobe Bryant, Terrell Owens, Ron Artest, Mike Tyson, Dennis Rodman, Milton Bradley, and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. Not Barry Bonds, though. I used to cheer for A-Rod til I learned that he was a fucking roid monkey. If people wanna use steriods thats their business, their body, etc. I just wish the motherfuckers would stay out of professional sports because they damage it's credibility. I hate the Rams, the Steelers, and Bill Walton. Bill Walton is an assclown. I like Peyton Manning, but not Eli. I think "hyphenated" last names are utterly fucking retarded. Seriously, just pick a last name! I've always wondered why some beer companies advertise their beer as being "colder" than another. Every beer in my fridge is the same temperature. I am quite sarcastic. I love it when you can't tell I'm being sarcastic though :P.
Jag skulle vilja träffa:
I love to learn new things, and share new ideas, so I like hanging out with anyone who can challenge me and stimulate me mentally. I even like meeting people that disagree with me or don't like me. I appreciate people who aren't afraid to challenge my reality, it keeps me on my toes. I guess I just enjoy verbal "sparring". I like meeting people from the past whom I've lost contact with...so if that's you, hit me up!! As far as girls go, I like girls who are beautiful, intelligent, fun, adventurous, emotionally stable, take care of themselves physically and are not psychotic, jealous, needy or insecure. I've always had a very large social circle, and I have no patience for anyone who is dramacidal. I like girls who like girls. I like girls that smell really good, know how to cook, and just know what they want. I like girls whose eye makeup matches their bra and panties! If you're one of those uptight, prissy bitches with your nose in the air, don't waste my time (or yours) because I'm just gonna make fun of you :P. I do NOT want to reproduce! If there's even a slight chance that you would have my offspring, please don't try to hook up with me. Your ass will end up on Maury! I like people in general who are smart, outgoing, optimistic, motivated, and just plain interesting! I am not, however, impressed my money status, and outward symbols. If you need to own unnecessary high-ticket items to feel better about yourself, then you suck at life. I'd like to meet George W. Bush, so I could tell him what a pathetic excuse for a president he was. I would say that I'd like to bust his fucking face open, but that could be misinterpreted as a threat, so I'll just keep that thought to myself :-x Seriously, if you voted for him, I don't know how you sleep at night. Our soldiers blood is on your hands. I would like to meet Warren Buffet, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Steven Colbert, Barack Obama and myself in 10 years.
Your Dating Personality Profile

Wealthy/Ambitious - You know what your goals are and you pursue them vigourously. Achieving success is important to you.
Athletic - Physical fitness is one of your priorities. You find the time to work athletic pursuits into your schedule. You enjoy being active.
Adventurous - Just sitting around the house is not something that appeals to you. You love to be out trying new things and really experiencing life.
Your Date Match Profile:

Athletic - You aren't looking for a couch potato. You seek someone who is active and who keeps her body in top shape.
Adventurous - You are looking for someone who is willing to try new things and experience life to its fullest. You need a companion who encourages you to take risks and do exciting things.
Sensual - You aren't looking for someone who is sexually repressed. You want someone who is adventurous under the covers.
Your Top Ten Traits

1. Wealthy/Ambitious
2. Athletic
3. Adventurous
4. Outgoing
5. Sensual
6. Intellectual
7. Funny
8. Stylish
9. Liberal
10. Practical
Your Top Ten Match Traits

1. Athletic
2. Adventurous
3. Sensual
4. Outgoing
5. Stylish
6. Intellectual
7. Funny
8. Practical
9. Conservative
10. Wealthy/Ambitious

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You Are 72% Gentleman
You are definitely a gentleman. You're very considerate and you have excellent manners.
Occasionally, you slip and do something foolish... but usually no one notices!
Your Independence Level: Very High
You do things your own way. Even if everyone else thinks you're wrong.
You cherish your freedom, and you resent rules.
No one knows what's right for you as much as you do.
You can take care of yourself... and you do a mighty fine job of it.
Your Seduction Style: Siren / Rake
You possess an unbridled sensuality that appeals to many.
The minute you meet anyone, you can make the crave you almost immediately.
You give others the chance to lose control with you... spiraling into carnal bliss.
A dangerous lover, you both fascinate and scare those you attract.
You Are Extremely Charming
When someone talks to you, they feel like they are the most interesting person in the world.
And for you in that moment, they actually are.

You truly care about the people you're around, and it's obvious to everyone who meets you.
You are open, warm, friendly, and welcoming. You epitomize charm.
You Are Arson
No doubt about it, you have a serious destructive streak. You can't help it!
Sometimes you just get so frustrated with the world, and you have to let your aggression out

You have a notoriously bad temper. You are obsessed with getting your revenge.
You are obviously a pyromaniac, whether you realize it or not. It feels great to watch something burn.
You Are An ESFP
The Performer

You are a natural performer and happiest when you're entertaining others.
A great friend, you are generous, fun-loving and optimistic.
You love to laugh - and you like almost all people equally.
You accept life as it is, and you do your best to make each day fantastic.

In love, you are a smooth talker and incorrigible flirt.
While you get into relationships easily, you don't tend to stick around when times get tough.

At work, you do well in groups. You keep everyone laughing through difficult tasks.
You would make a good actor, designer, or counselor.

How you see yourself: Capable, fair, and efficient

When other people don't get you, they see you as: Incompetent, stubborn, and silly
Your Bedroom Personality: Wild
In the bedroom, you are eager to try anything that's new - and even daring.
You are up for experimenting. In fact, that's pretty much all you do.

And while there's never a dull moment with you, your wild ways can be a bit overwhelming.
You may be afraid of being a "one trick pony," but it's okay to keep things basic from time to time.
You Have a Choleric Temperament
You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things.
Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life.
You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation.

You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon.
Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall.
You're an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others.

At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults.
Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion.
A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior.
You Are Extremely Sexually Powerful
Your sexual power is obvious - you don't do anything to hide your sexuality.
In fact, if there's such a thing as a person with too much sexual power, it's you.

Your life and thoughts are dominated by sex. And while it's good to be sexually liberated, you're starting to have a one track mind.
You don't always have to use your sexual power. There's more to human interaction than getting naked!
Your Vote Score: 46% Republican, 54% Democrat
You are truly an independent voter, and you don't fit well with either party.
Maybe you should choose one issue to vote on - or look into third parties!
You Are a Bodily Learner
You learn best by doing, and you have a talent for complicated, physical tasks.
You excel at athletics, drama, and fixing things.
You would be an excellent Olympic athlete - or a Broadway star!
You Are 40% Sociopath
From time to time, you may be a bit troubled and a bit too charming for your own good.
It's likely that you're not a sociopath... just quite smart and a bit out of the mainstream!
Your Inner Color is Purple
Your Personality: You're a dreamer and visionary. You believe you were put on this earth to do something great.

You in Love: You're very passionate but often too busy for love. You need a partner who sees your vision and adopts it as their own.

Your Career: You need a job that helps you make a difference. You have a bright future as a guru, politician, teacher, or musician.
None of Your Needs Are Being Met
Needs not being met: Physiological, love, safety, esteem, and self-actualization needs

While it may seem surprising to you, none of your core needs are being met.
You are not getting enough fuel to keep you going, and it's hindering every aspect of your life.

Go back to square one. Work on getting enough rest, eating right, and even exercising.
To be happy and fulfilled, your physical needs like food and sleep need to be taken care of.
Your Love Type: ESTP
The Doer

In love, you are charming, and known for sweeping people off their feet.
For you, sex is fun and a great way to be in the moment with someone.

Overall, you are witty, generous, and flirty.
However, you tend to ignore conflict and get bored with people easily.

Best matches: ISFJ or ISTJ
You Are a Coy Flirt
You may not seem like you're flirting, but you know exactly what you're doing.
You draw people in, very calculatingly, without them even knowing.
Subtle and understated, you know how to best leverage your sex appeal.
A sexy enigma, you easily become an object of obsession.
Your Penis Name Is: King Kong
Keep it in your pants!
You Are Completely Confident
You're a total superstar - and you know it. You aren't afraid to love yourself.
You have the guts to be who you are. You believe that you are important and special.

You have plenty of reasons to be confident. And you're always working to be a better person.
You have many passions and talents. You truly appreciate and love your life.
Your Chances of Being a Multimillionaire: 80%
You have a good chance of being a multimillionaire. Better than most people.
You simply have a natural knack for money. You have the perfect personality for success.

You are The Devil

Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession

The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.

Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

Your EQ is 153
Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar.

Seriously though, your whole "Don't Worry, Be Happy" philosophy is really what defines emotional intelligence.
You're warm, open, and very optimistic. You know how to act appropriately, even if you don't feel like it.

You are a good communicator, and you have little difficulty with personal relationships - even when you're dealing with difficult people.
In general, you are successful, capable, together person. You get what you want out of life.
You Are the Leader
You are inspiring and uplifting. You bring out the best in people, through both nurturing and challenging them.
You always can see the big picture in life. You are very philosophical and deeply spiritual.

You understand people, and you can look at their lives objectively. You can help others grow and heal.
People feel comforted by your presence. You help them gain perspective on their lives.
You Are Occasionally a Narcissist
While you have healthy self esteem, you're really not that full of yourself.
Compared to most people, you're quite humble!

Though occasionally, you can't help and reflect on how great you are.
There's nothing wrong with being proud of yourself - as long as you don't let it go to your head!
You Would Win Best Original Screenplay
You are insightful and expressive. You've always been a natural storyteller.
You know how to hook an audience, entertain them, and surprise them at the end.

Where people see everyday life, you see an engaging plot with interesting characters.
You notice details that other people ignore. People you've only met once or twice live inside your head.
You Are Low Maintenance
Compared to most people, you are incredibly easy going.
To be honest, you are truly a breath of fresh air.

You are open minded about trying new things, and you're not upset when things don't work out.
You are willing to go along to get along. And your attitude helps you truly enjoy life!
Your Gift is Intellect
You are a big thinker, and you're always playing with new ideas.
You are curious about the world. You enjoy learning and developing new theories.

You enjoy researching, analyzing, and solving problems. Thinking hard feels good!
You're the type of person who finds most mental tasks to be easy. You love to stretch your brain.
You Are Assertive
You assert yourself whenever it's necessary, but you're always polite and appropriate about it.
You're not a bully, a manipulator, or a nag. You just state what you need quickly and honestly.

You've been assertive for so long that it just comes naturally to you. You're definitely not shy.
People wonder why you get what you want in life. Well, it's because you ask for it!
You Would Do Most Things For Love
You are willing to go pretty far for love - but not far enough to compromise your core values.
Love is a priority for you, and you'll go further than most people to hold on to someone you love.
But killing for love? Or even taking a bullet? Probably out of the question.
No matter what, you love yourself the most!
You Are Not Prejudiced
Not only are you color blind, but you're also ethnicity blind, gender blind, and sexual orientation blind.
You don't judge someone until you truly know them. And even then, you're probably reluctant to judge.
You try to treat everyone equally. Everyone has a fair chance with you.
Good job - there's not a prejudiced bone in your body.
You Are a Rude Driver
You are a creative, resourceful person. You can easily entertain yourself, and you make the best of any situation.

You are always increasing your awareness of the world around you. You are a life long learner.

You are not a fair person in the least. Justice be damned - you get whatever you can for yourself.

You are an extremely tense, volatile person. Your reactions tend to be over the top.

You dislike authority and authority figures. You hate being told what to do. You hate being punished even more.

You are focused and alert. You make sure that you are doing the right thing at all times.

You don't feel a responsibility to anyone but yourself. You value your freedom more than anything else.

Your ego is a healthy size. You don't think you're more important than anyone else.
You Are 30% Burned Out
You are a little burned out these days.
You are mostly energized and happy, but you occasionally wear yourself down.
Think about taking a personal day every so often.
You work hard, and you deserve to give yourself a little break!
You Are 54% Perfectionist
No one would call you a perfectionist, but you definitely have a side of you that strives to be perfect.
Try to see your mistakes as learning experiences, and don't be so hard on yourself when you screw up!
You Have Willpower of Steel
Your personal motto could be "Where there's a will, there's a way."
If you will something, you make it happen - no matter how difficult it is.

You don't back down from commitments, even when you regret making them.
That being said, you are pretty careful about what you commit to!
You Are A Little Scared of Commitment
You're open to getting serious with someone... though you can't entirely imagine it.
Maybe you haven't met the right person. Maybe you haven't gotten to the right point in your life.

Your reaction to commitment is very normal - especially if you're young or have been burned before.
Give it time. You'll probably be ready for a serious relationship sooner than you think.



   That guy your mom warned you about™: mötesplats för vänner (Topp 31)
That guy your mom warned you about™ har 159 vänner.
 Tony 


 TAMI 


 the lindsay 


 Zac-Frost 


 ♥Keels♥ 


 ★~Loving My Life~★ 


 ~GINA~ 


 Patrick 


 I do what I do cuz I do it 


 Mandy G.! 


 Madalove 


 The Melissa Way 


 Lasers Jeff 


 Tyler 


 §tarFi§h☆~¤» 


 Garett 


 Bwigg 


 scott 


 The GENERAL 


 Three Found Dead 


 Ryan. 


 Jason 


 [SRH] This is where the party's at [SRH] 


 Shantel 


 scott 


 Liana 


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 Slayer 


 Stacy 


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 Words to live by...® 





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Jewels

Jewels



21 nov 2009 06:21

so are you coming wednesday? are you coming??? you're totally missing out if you don't!!! here's their demo video...





need more convincing? this is SOME footage from their 2 year anniversary show, this year its their 4 yr anniversary show so use your imagination



want more? go to youtube & do a search for "pure cirkus"
[SRH] This is where the party's at [SRH]

[SRH] This is where the party's at [SRH]



10 nov 2009 07:56

Mike! It's been about 50 years since we have spoken!! how are you!!!
♥Keels♥

Keely Karrer



03 nov 2009 09:09

When r we gonna kick it old school?
Jewels

Jewels



29 okt 2009 10:09

so how's sorority life treating you? you gonna be a sorority girl for halloween? hehehe
Bunny VonDeadly

Mandy VonDeadly



27 okt 2009 00:27

Drink Drink Drink! Hope your week rocks
★~Loving My Life~★

★~Loving My Life~★



22 okt 2009 17:36

Hmmm... I don't remember if I commented back on this or not.  It's been forever since I was able to sign into this stupid thing.

Yeah, I know T.O. went to Buffalo, maybe he can tear apart THAT team now instead of the Cowboys.  He's an ignorant ass.  Honestly, I thought we'd have been doing better without him, but it turns out that the problem really wasn't T.O.... or at least not completely.  It's ROMO and his inability to do what he is supposed to do consistently.  GGGGGrrrrrrrrrr!
the lindsay

the lindsay



20 okt 2009 16:17

I miss you
SummarBreeze

SummarBreeze



20 okt 2009 06:41

just stoppin by 2 say hi..........so hi!
Bren

Bren



19 okt 2009 07:58

You should look back at your old messages......I just went all the way back to March of 2007.  It was quite entertaining to see what you wrote!  MY, oh my, oh my......how time does fly and I am so glad we are so close! :)
*♥Mstik♥*

*♥Mstik♥*



12 okt 2009 03:18


~WELCOME TO MY WORLD~
Medium Size Mushroom
The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, not the kindly smile, not the joy of companionship; it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when he discovers that someone believes in him and is willing to trust him with his friendship~ ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

Thank you for your friendship~
I look forward to getting to know you as a person
and a true friend.
Love, Peace & Joy~ *♥*Mstik*♥*
P.S. Please, no videos.
Thanks so much~
♥Keels♥

Keely Karrer



06 okt 2009 20:10

“You men have no idea what we're dealing with down
there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex,
and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe
through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'.”
Four Letter Lie

Four Letter Lie



06 okt 2009 19:12

So who are you bitch slapping, I sure need a good one
risky®

Morgan Webb



06 okt 2009 04:14

For serious.. let's get our bitch slapping on. 
SummarBreeze

SummarBreeze



04 okt 2009 02:34

hey do u have myspace chat? we should...
risky®

Morgan Webb



02 okt 2009 06:10

Jewels

Jewels



02 okt 2009 04:28

missed you friday! it was good times
Lynnae

Lynnae



30 sep 2009 21:35

the concrete pour looks like fun!  what all are you doing to your house?  from the pics it looks like you're adding a room and maybe a new walkway or patio?
risky®

Morgan Webb



30 sep 2009 02:59

Your haircut is sex. Pure sex.   
∞☼GÄRTH☼∞

∞☼GÄRTH☼∞



28 sep 2009 00:39

You're welcome...

Bunny VonDeadly

Mandy VonDeadly



26 sep 2009 04:35

I am thinking about bicycle prom tomorrow, or a possible trip to shorty's if I don't get my wheel fixed. I'm debating the word RUCKUS and if I can implement it in my night and possibly tomorrow as well. RUCKUS. Yes that does sound nice. We'll have to see who got more done this weekend, get out your scorecard!!! :)
Stacy

Stacy



26 sep 2009 04:31

PPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTT!!! hey check out the song on my page. My likey.
Bunny VonDeadly

Mandy VonDeadly



26 sep 2009 04:06

So what is your weekend plans! They are probably more fun than mine! living vicariously
[SRH] This is where the party's at [SRH]

[SRH] This is where the party's at [SRH]



23 sep 2009 21:05

heyyyy man whats new with you haven't talked to you in a while!
§tarFi§h☆~¤»

§tarFi§h☆~¤»



21 sep 2009 03:40

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Bunny VonDeadly

Mandy VonDeadly



21 sep 2009 02:29

By being adorable in Prison Orange LOL! How was the weekend?
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