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The MASTER


The MASTER
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I like to run after geese in local park and try to feed them HOTPOCKETS® brand sandwiches. I so sorry for them having to eat grass and small fish.
I also like to dance. I do moonwalk better than Michael Jackson. He so stupid. You want more wisdom, you come to hotpocketsdojo.com. I give you good time.

I like to play Bright Eyes songs on accordian.

Chuck Norris movies are favorite.

No cable in dojo. I like Walker, Texas Ranger. I never miss American Idol. Simon Cowell is stupid. I am pitching TV show called, “Why you so stupid, stupid?”

I mostly read scrolls.

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Barbara the Barbarian


Jun 30 2007 5:29 PM

THE MASTER MAKES SENSE TO ME--
NOW I'M HUNGRY--
Mikey


Jun 30 2007 5:17 PM

eyy man whats up you got some groovy dance moves man! what kind of music you into... i feel bad for the geese to havin to eat grass instead of hot pockets and stuff... peace bro ...INCREASE THE PEACE!=]
NOBTA


Jun 30 2007 6:58 AM

I love your HOT POCKET commercials. theay are so funny. You rule!!!
Julie


Jun 30 2007 3:44 AM

ok already...you beat me
[fireninja]


Jun 30 2007 3:15 AM

Hey, what's up!
Robert R.I.P Angie i love you


Jun 30 2007 12:02 AM

u dont want donuts u want HOT POCKETS
Justin


Jun 29 2007 10:54 PM

u r my idol! seriously..ur awesome man
Were Nothing Short Of Invincible


Jun 29 2007 7:49 PM

Im hungry
-Cormac-


Jun 29 2007 6:28 PM

ur not hungry 4 myspace ur hungry 4 hot pocket
Failure Tastes So Sweet


Jun 29 2007 5:43 PM

y u so stoopid and never leev me comment masta RedDai
Justin


Jun 29 2007 5:06 PM

hey master...u and i should create an all powerful hot pocket empire...
Kaylem Graves [Isn't all there]


Jun 29 2007 4:48 PM

youre amzing. Love your comercials
[Kole]


Jun 29 2007 3:36 PM

can hot pockets fly and dance?
Justin


Jun 29 2007 2:39 PM

Y U SO ROMANTIC? U NOT HUNGRY 4 HEART BREAK, U HUNGRY 4 HOT POCKETS!....THAT 1 SPEAKS 2 ME..
MaC


Jun 29 2007 2:19 PM

u not hungry for flute practice you hungry for HOT POCKET
[czar][kim][haru][ka]


Jun 29 2007 10:36 AM

you're so hot o.O;;

marry me.
Rich


Jun 29 2007 7:18 AM

Y U SO STOOPID YOU NO HUNGRY FOR BALL PARK YOU HUNGRY FOR HOTPOCKETS...try that one out and yea i mastered you! but i still think you stoopid!
TJ


Jun 29 2007 7:07 AM

Purty gooood
Joshua


Jun 29 2007 6:11 AM

risten to me wound eye you eat da hot pockets or ewlse masta shoot fia
ball at you eye!
~M4l2!4 Is@l3eL~


Jun 29 2007 4:21 AM

how are you Master
Have a greaaat week end !!
WINK Isabel
velvet


Jun 29 2007 3:35 AM

Love the new game:)
Matthew™


Jun 29 2007 3:20 AM

thanx for the add. MMMMMMMMM I HUNGRY FOR HOT POCKETS EVERYDAY!!!
Alec [SUS]


Jun 29 2007 1:42 AM

hot pockets are the bomb you rock keep it up
Loomar


Jun 29 2007 12:50 AM

I think your myspace is great! and your so stupid it's hilarious, thanks for being on myspace, have a great weekend!!!!!!!
Clifton


Jun 29 2007 12:17 AM

Thank you Master for the Add! It has been said that, when the student is ready, that Master will appear! And here you are!!!
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