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I fucking hacksawed your mom's ASS last night... I love your movies
Male
30 years old
Boulder, Colorado
United States
Last Login: 6/22/2009
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mat's Interests
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| General | Music, video games, golf, basketball, living in boulder, having an awesome job, hack-sawing your moms ass, pork chop sandwiches... | | Music | Something a can rhythmically dip my balls in. | | Movies | More Kevin Costner, please. The Postman deeply effected the core of my existence... and then, I realized I needed to shit. Thank you Kevin... I love you. | | Television | Shows with "GROWN ASS WOMEN, that smoke and put out, with 0% body fat." | | Books | Anything about karate and/or showing fear in your sensie's dojo. | | Heroes | BOB FUCKING FERRARI: WORLD'S GREATEST DRUMMER |
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mat's Details
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| Status: | Married | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Lancaster, PA (cool state) | | Body type: | 6' 0" / Average | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Wiccan | | Zodiac Sign: | Taurus | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | Selling cars, burgers, sneakers and other stuff. |
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mat's Companies
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R/GA
New York, NY US
Pooper Scooper
Creative
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2001 - 2006
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Crispin Porter + Bogusky
Boulder, CO US
Drinker
Creative n' Tech
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About me:
my balls are so big.
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