Mathilde Von Vandervonelschnitz
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33 years old
Schleswig-Holstein
Germany



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Thank you for the reading, here. Of the myspace. It is the me and I have the been the writing it.

I am from the Germany, and did have birth on the nice, snowy place in Germany. I am not the best in English, but my rhymes are German, so please read!

In my country, we have the Unicorn, and he is sometimes not going to the best places because he does not know of the best thing to do but he learns from the friend he makes or more than one friend but they tell him because they are from there, which is where my unicorn in my writing comes to and from and then learns of the ways.

My young moments were happening in a schools of many children like me. After the school we can go to the tall ski rock or the hard pond top and do the skate and ski. In summer, we were hunt the butterflies and do our work and churn the cow's butter. I learned to speak and write English in a book that I lost after the beginning, but heard the radio and TV who had the Tom Cruise in the Maverick plane and a man who did the dancing. So my parents who stopped living had spoke with me in English on the last week days that ended the week. We talked about the school and the Tom Cruise and I helped them with his English words. In school, I made awards for writing poems about Germany and sheep and other things.

I come in a small village with sausages where my grandfather invented chocolate. At day, he did the chocolate making and all people would walk or drive horses from other villages to eat the chocolate because they had never seen something with a good as tastes as that. Then he goes into the navy and does not breathe water. So my family does the chocolate too in big bowls and big cups and big buckets and gets the money back when people eat from next doors liking chocolate because he stays in the ocean in the U-tube.

First I tried to working in the shoe mine. I removed two fingers with shoe machine without the purpose to. They were my good fingers so not having them made other fingers stronger and more knowing. Each was from one hand and I had to point with a thumb. School for animals feeling would not take me without more fingers so I went to job in camping ground for tourists. It was in forest. At dark. Walking around and the tent flaps to be closed for bears like meat of people. At one time, on walks for bears I met a horse that was a different horse. His horn was just the one and I asked him if he is the unicorn. He said he is the unicorn and after he says yes for this then I am feeling no more frightening. I ask him why he says in German and not in Unicorn and he says because he comes from German and says in German and Unicorn. He says he is going to University in the U.S. of America at the Georgia. We have email for each other and now I know his story for the poem of him.

After school, and working. I write after this work and even in the night. Then, I met a man from England who sold books of other writers. I say to him that here's a book and written so to be made into a book to read by. He makes this book and over and over again so that you can read. The unicorn is real and not not real. He is real because of pictures that are in the book. You can look.

This is my first of my books.

To Whom It May Concern:
Mathilde Von Vandervonelschnitz
Sincerely.
Who I'd like to meet:

{Publisher's Note:}

Mathilde's epic poem about the experiences of her Unicorn friend and the accompanying photographic essay will be published in weekly installments at www.PUKACORN.com. Please check frequently for daring exploits, moments of touching self-discovery, and an exquisitely photographed journal. Comments are always welcome. Simply follow the link above to www.PUKACORN.com

- Ed.

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Jul 18 2008 3:35 AM

Ha, neat, did you know unicorns are the only species built for daisy chains (an uniquely reciprocative orgy)? Effortlessly concerted, fore and aft-wise, they are the Duplos of the ungulate world. Geolyphic depictions of the beasts so conjoined literally cover the earth. The colossal grandeur of the fucking thing begins to be appreciable from the moon. From deeper space, the stylized lines appear _arabesque_. How this should be is thus far misunderstood.

Krautrock rules! Ich bien berliner then--kablam0! pwnd. I like how history fits together--Duplos--and while I agree we must not forget, remain our own watchmen, forever vigilant, etc., you people need to seriously pull your head out your ass re: the swastika. IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO BEGIN WITH, IT ISN'T YOURS TO CRIMINALIZE! The beautiful swastika belongs to us all. Draw it properly for Christ's sake, then sit and just stare until you get it. FAUST IV IS FUCKING GREAT. It's all g00d.

Holla.

~lakelight
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