MATT BASTARD
"Believe me when I tell you, life will not break your heart. IT'LL CRUSH IT!!"

Male
33 years old
LANDING, New Jersey
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2008
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Generallooney tunes rap battle
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FO SHIZZLE!!

MATT BASTARD: Pre-black Phase

LEARN TO COUNT...THE JAPANESE WAY!

VIOLENCE! AWESOME!!

SANT CRUZ SKATEBOARDS PRESENTS: a day in the city

SANTA CRUZ 1970's

STREETS OF FIRE: Natas Kaupas

WHEELS OF FIRE: Jeff Kendall

Music

MoviesSNOBBISH HOLLYWOOD CUNTS!!
TelevisionMIND CONTROL MACHINES!!
Books
JRR Tolkien: The Hobbit, The Lord Of The Rings (fuck the movie, read the book morons!)/ Fritz Leiber: Fafhrd & The Gray Mouser/ William King: Gotrek & Felix/ Any of The Hellboy Novels or Short Story Collections/ Robert E. Howard: Conan, King Kull, Cormac Mac Art/ Michael Moorcock: The Elric Saga/ Philip Jose Farmer: The Dungeon/ Karl Edward Wagner: The Kane Series/ Ray Bradbury: Fahrenheit 451/ Bram Stoker: Dracula/ Terry Brooks: The Sword Of Shannara, The Elfstones Of Shannara/ Edgar Rice Burroughs: Tarzan Series, The Martian Tales Series, Outlaw Of Torn/ Thieves World Series/ Brian Jacques: Redwall Series/ Hideyuki Kikuchi: Vampire Hunter D Novels/ Beowulf (the original epic poem)/ The Kalevala (haven't finished it yet, but it is the longest epic poem in history I think, so give me time, I'll get there)/ Anything by Joel Gausten, especially his books on music history/ Dance Of Days-Twenty Years Of Punk In The Nations Capitol/ The works of Edgar Allen Poe/ John Lydon: Rotten (ENJOY OR DIE!)
HeroesNO IDOLS NO GODS!!!
Groups: Street Anthem Recordsny rel-x fans enter here!

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     MATT BASTARD's Details
Status:Married
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Budd Lake
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio



MATT BASTARD wants to shoot your band.

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About me:
12+ Years Veteran Skateboarder. Straight Edge. Athiest. Punk Rocker. Anarchist. Fotographer. Aspiring Songwriter & Vocalist. Coffin Maker. Grave Digger. Comic Book & SciFi/Fantasy Novel Reader. Cartoon Admirer & Aficianado. Designated Driver for the band Broken Heroes. Other bands I have worked with, taken pictures of/for, annoyed, hung out with, or possibly assisted in their travels: The Accelerators, Adrenalin O.D., Alleged Bricks, American Barfight, The Anti-Nowhere League, The Barons, Bettie After Midnight, Black Hands, Blanks 77, Blitz, The Bloodreds, The Boils, The Bristles, Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick Of Deth Experience, Dead End Saints, Dead Heroes, Dysfunctional Youth, Eph Tradition, Everybody Out!, The Flash Attacks, Hub City Stompers, Inspecter 7, Kitty & The Kowalskis, The Krays, Kung Fu Killers, Lousy Break, Love Cinema Volume 6, Michael & The Jordans, Mike Blanx and the S.D.A.B.S., The Mugshots, Murphy's Law, Niblick Henbane, NY Rel-X, Odd Squad, The Pinheads, Reagan Youth, Rizzo Machine, The Scadz, Steel Toe Solution, Step2Far, The Stun Gunz, Sub Zero, SUX, Tombstone Brawlers, Total Chaos, Turnpike Wrecks, The Undead, The Unopposed, U.S. Chaos, Violent Society, Weekend Warriors, Wretched Ones.

!FEAR THE SKULL! Fotography

!MY COMBAT-FOTO ENDEAVOUR!

(THANX JOEL!)

If you would like !FEAR THE SKULL! Fotography to take pictures of your band or event they can be contacted at:

www.myspace.com/mattbastard666

(that's where you are right now dummy)

or through e-mail at:

mttbstrd666@optonline.net

What the masses are saying about

!FEAR THE SKULL! Fotography:

Combover Lives! says...
those knitting factory pics are awesome. all of them

Joel from Broken Heroes says...
Do you need a photographer sober enough to hold the camera straight? Need a guy to keep your band of adults alive through an entire evening? Then Bastard's your man!

JJ of Dead Heroes says...
...i got the pics and i cant fuckin thank u enoufg for them. those are some of the best shots of us ive ever seen ! theyre fuckin great !!! ...that 1 of me laying down on the ground is fuckin classic, we gotta use that for something and youll definitely get props ! anything we could do let us know ! thanks again !!

Ritchie Murder of Coke Tiger says...
THANK YOU!!!! That picture is funny as hell.

Nice Clam! of Coke Tiger says...
THe pictures were awesome. Thank you so much! If you can send me some more that would rock the cock! Not my cock. XXXXXXXXXX is not zoned for roosters.

Chip of Broken Heroes says...
...got the Pic's thought they were great Thanks

Rice Chrispy says...
that's a kickass slideshow!! i wish i could have made it!!! DAMN WORK!!

Veronica says...
great photos Matt..I especially like the one of Tim @ White trash day that says the party has arrived

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MATT BASTARD's Friends Comments
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amanda





Jul 6 2008 5:11 PM

*peek-a-boo*
Veronica





Jul 1 2008 1:03 PM

Hi, Matt!!
Melissa♥Starr





Jun 24 2008 11:45 PM

Photobucket..
Boardwalk Brawlers





Jun 23 2008 7:03 PM


Sunday, July 13th
INAUGURAL BOUT (DOUBLE HEADER)

STREET CRIME





Jun 18 2008 6:24 AM

WE"RE MAKING A NEW RECORD!!! AND BACK PLAYING SHOWS!!!
WE POSTED TWO NEW DEMOS FROM OUR RECENT SESSIONS, “LOVERS & LOWLIFES” AND AN ACOUSTIC VERSION OF A BRAND NEW SONG “THE DEPARTED” WE’RE PROUD OF THESE SONGS, GIVE THEM A LISTEN AND LEAVE SOME FEEDBACK AT: http://www. myspace. com/streetcrimemusic
Street Crime reaches down and lashes out with a voice that is fiercely relevant. Having relocated to New Jersey, they're fighting hard to help punk rock put honesty back into the anger and sincerity back into the sweat. Using the landscape of their songs to tell stories and inject personal experiences of war, love, loss- anger, violence and grief- Street Crime is a band that holds onto dreams with teeth bared, fists clenched and bloody knuckles. ”Our songs tell stories- we don’t preach, we don’t push our views or opinions- we simply tell true tales of our lives. We hope people identify with the messages, and, through them find some sense of release. We are a working class band and we struggle like everyone else- we all work and pay bills- but we focus on our music and push that to the forefront of our lives." Chasing dreams and persevering are ideals and themes traced throughout Street Crime's music. Mix hope in with a fair amount of hardship and you begin to hear the story-telling in a brand new way.--- "Your dreams are worth fighting ... sometimes worth dying for. It is more important than ever to have dreams in this day and age, we live in a world that will try to destroy you at each and every turn. As a band we stand by each other and by our music. ---While recording a new record and auditioning members for a fall tour, Street Crime will also be launching a new website as-well-as web store. Stay tuned for information on an upcoming song featured on a Rock For Life Compilation this summer to support Cancer research.
Renee





Jun 12 2008 6:33 PM

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Boardwalk Brawlers





Jun 12 2008 5:07 PM

HOPE TO SEE YOU AT OUR FIRST BOUT!!!
JULY 13TH, WALL NJ!!!
TIX AT www. BOARDWALKBRAWLERS. com
Hub City Stompers





Jun 8 2008 9:37 PM

THIS SHOW HAS BEEN MOVED TO THE WESTFIELD 1ST BAPTIST CHURCH!
COME CHECK OUT VOODOO GLOW SKULLS, WHOLE WHEAT BREAD AND MORE AS THEY BRING YOU THE BEST THERE IS FOR A WICKED FRIDAY THE 13TH!
TO GET YOUR TICKETS CLICK ON THE FLYER BELOW!

DEAD HEROS





Jun 6 2008 3:51 AM

MATT !! WHASSUP MAN
Hub City Stompers





Jun 1 2008 10:56 AM

Cheap brew and BBQ, get ready for it!
To get your tickets click on the flyer.

The Barons





May 31 2008 4:39 PM

MATT WHAT IN THE FUCK IS UP
GAUSTEN BOOKS





May 26 2008 8:10 PM

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LANI





May 23 2008 11:09 PM

Hey MATT BASTARD, I just bought as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're worth!


i OWN you

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The Barons





May 20 2008 7:08 PM

Chikn





May 15 2008 1:40 PM

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ROOK





May 14 2008 9:37 PM

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TJ Frankenbierstein