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First of all theres my family cos there all heroes to me. THEN THE WAGON LADZ.1st their is jelly the belly Felly.Wot can i say about this.Felly is just a machine.he will drink anyfin u put in front of him even if its got piss and pubes in.his only downfall is he cant get a women.he cant evev get a fat 1.Then theres Beefy.Sound as fuck but hes ginger.Probly the biggest perv we kno but we love him.Then theres Bomber.He is just a horny little rat.probly 1 of the best lads iv ever played football with and a gud dancing partner.Moving on to Breezy.Lovely lad but sadly we think hes sponsered by benson and hedges.If he was desperate 4 a fag were sure he wud pretty much do anyfin to av 1.Also a very gud footballer but shit at pool. he and jp like to be known as the force.On to Johnny P.Hes a absolute legend and the only person i kno who pulls off having ginger hair.the other half of the so called force.Also shit at pool.Then theres SAcko.Lovely lad bt he cud cause an argument in a empty room.He supports the shit team in north london THE GOONERS.Goin bold aswell and desperatly trying to hide it.Shauny Guns.Shauny is the daddy of the group.Hes the man wiv the plan.shauny is the one that you can count on for anyfin.he sorts out the holidays for us lads and does a fuckin gud job.Hooch is crazy hooch is crazy.Cutler is a scouse speakin mad man.absolute crazy.Then theres costa.Hes got the weirdist sense of humour ever hes funny wen hes trying to be serious.THen theres tiddles aka alvin the chipmunk,girlpants,lady hair. hes a gud lad but winds me up to the max.Then weve got dean the shark.Daft twat knocked half his tooth out in malia on a punchbag and got a pointy tooth.Hence the name sharky .Finally there is Pistol Pete who likes to think he shoots from the hip.He is a top lad who finks hes good at football and all kinds of sports but really isnt. He is my wingman tho. We caught this lad wanking in malia so he inna very shy.And i pissed on his head haha. Hes settled dwn now tho so the wild nights are few and far between.Here comes Deg. Absolute legend. Miss him loads wen hes away. Proper party animal, good drinking partner and one hell of a friend. Pete the pidgeon. Hes a legend in his own right. really funny wen he wants to be. Great songwriter. Tom Walters., Hell of a footballer!(nearly as good as me) top quality lad. Its a shame that age has taken hold and hes startin to lose his hair. Dicky Lad. Proper loon. Hes just born for drinking. He just carries on even wen hes battered.