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Matt Markman
Stand-Up / Blue
Matt Markman Mattmarkman.com go there now

Male
34 years old
Las Vegas, NEVADA
United States



Last Login: 2/9/2010
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   Matt Markman's Comedian Bio
BioIm a Local Comedian in Las Vegas. I have been performing since april of 2004. Highlights of my career so far have been performing on the tv show "Man up Stand up", performing for the marines at camp pendleton, placing second in the Fox comedy challenge, Performing Live on FOX 5 Morning news. I have been compared by my peers as being alot like Dave Attell and Louis CK. I along with with Brandt Tobler book the Las Vegas Backyard Comedy Show which has featured Stanhope, Neil Hamburger, Tig Notaro, Morgan Murphy and Brody Stevens, with several more to come in the months ahead.   I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)
Websitemattmarkman.com/
InfluencesDoug Stanhope, David Cross, Dave Attell, Jim Norton, and Sarah Silverman to name a few.
MembersMe
TV ShowsAdam Hunters "Man up Stand up", Don Tjernagel’s Sin City Standup Episodes 1,6,7, KVVU Fox 5 Commercials, Fox 5 Morning news.
FilmsExtra in Head Of State starring Chris Rock and Bernie Mac

    Matt Markman's Interests
GeneralWatching, performing, writing, reading comedy. Anything comedy related. I like the sound a hooker makes when she realizes that you short changed her and your speeding off down the street. I like a cold Crown Royal on the rocks before clocking in at work. Mostly I like when people forget weed at my house.
MusicJust about all music, except maybe death metal with names like Johnny Coathannger and the Abortions, catchy title but hard to understand.
MoviesFight club, Pulp Fiction, All Movies by Kevin Smith, American Psycho, Star Wars ( ya im a Star Whore), Head of State ( because if you watch it twards the end when 1000 white people are runnig down the street to vote Im the second guy to run in to the street. my finnest work ever). and Dusk till dawn. and drink from my colostomy bag i assure you there's alcohol content
TelevisionI like to jack off to anything on TV starring sexy cartoon girls and the mel scharpels from alice. you stow it you dingbat
BooksChuck Palaniuk,Tom Green's Hollywood causes cancer
HeroesDavid Cross, Dave Attell, Jim Norton, Doug Stanhope (started in Vegas and still made it),Bonnie Mcfarland ( because she said the c-word on network television.... good job), The Greatest American Hero because like any male he lost the instructions to the super suit, and still kicked ass. Whoever created the 151 proof Bacardi because damn its sooo good. and the creator of the RU486 i can't thank you enough
Groups: Vegas ComedyComedians of MySpaceDoug Stanhope UndergroundNYC Underground Comedy FestMatt Markman Fan ClubLas Vegas WeeklyThe New Funny TV Show!Road Comics

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     Matt Markman's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:San Fransisco Bay Area
Body type:5' 9" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Some college
Occupation:Comedian

   Matt Markman's Schools
Green Valley Hs
Henderson,Nevada
Graduated: 1993
Student status: Alumni
 

1992 to 1993
California High
San Ramon,California
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

1989 to 1992

   Matt Markman's Networking
Television - Talent - Acting

Television - Talent - Comedian


   Matt Markman's Companies
Boomers Humors Sunday Night Comedy Show
Las Vegas, Nevada US
Booker / Host

2006-Now


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Stand Up or Sit Down Video Submissions
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   Matt Markman's Blurbs
About me:

Who I'd like to meet:
"Man up Stand up" hosted by Adam Hunter featuring me.

Man Up Stand Up Ep. 10 from Michael Goldman on Vimeo.


   


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Darren Marlar

Darren Marlar



Jan 27 2010 6:27 AM

Do you like comedy podcasts? Check out my NEW COMEDY PODCAST (always free!) at http://marlar.podOmatic.com! It's also on iTunes, just search for "Darren Marlar Show!"
Darren Marlar

Darren Marlar



Jan 26 2010 4:56 PM

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Darren Marlar

Darren Marlar



Jan 8 2010 5:56 AM

Hi, Matt Markman ! Be sure to check out my comedy newsletter for January in my MySpace blog! And if you like podcasts, check out my comedy podcasts!
Amy L

Amy L Alvord



Jan 6 2010 12:35 PM



cheers!
Kevin Wright

Kevin Wright



Jan 4 2010 5:40 AM

Thanks for the add.  Have a happy new year and good luck to you.

Peace,
KW
&The Gander&(a.k.a. #@Krazy Koala Bear*#

Geyanne Anderson



Dec 25 2009 7:39 AM

Hi Matt,
 

Hope you're having a great Christmas but not drinking too much eggnog and ending up like this- a fat** penguin dreaming of stomping his fat happy feet and fat a** all over.
---Geyanne
The Cure For Sanity

The Cure For Sanity



Dec 18 2009 2:42 AM

Whats up Matt! I was just thinking about the Stanhope show - what a great night! I hope this message finds you well and Happy Holidays!

I wanted to mention because you may not have heard the news. Global
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Educate yourself... Because there is a war on for your mind!
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Dec 13 2009 12:36 AM

Hey, wazzup?
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Oct 13 2009 5:16 AM

Great fucking tunes!
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Amy L Alvord



Sep 12 2009 10:32 AM



cheers!
MARC

Marc Roth



Sep 9 2009 6:35 PM

Tonight (if you're reading this on Wednesday)
at
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SW corner Sahara & Jones.

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NO COVER (for now please buy at least 1 drink if not 4)

Be there!!!
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