Matthew, U are such a jerk. I am watching a home video from christmas from 1985 u were mean to me then. u kept hitting me with your teddy bear! That is such a beat down!
yeah...good thing i have a big one or i might have been hurt! that was so not even funny! Do you know that we were fighting over the phone? U never did understand that I ran that shit! except for that time u pushed me through the table.
so i went to the time machine store and they said that the hot dog shaped ones had been discontinued. i hope i can still get that schlitz now (or what?).
ha i totally wanted to be the first to wish you a happy birthday so i thought i'd be all sly and do it early...looks like the whole world has me beat to the punchline. anyway, happy birthday jay-z.
