matt

www.myspace.com/matthewlking

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  • Matt King

  • 36 / Male
  • Columbus, Ohio, US
  • Last Login: 7/24/2010

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Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: Columbus, Ohio
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 4" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Children: Undecided
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: website admin/support manager

Networking

    • Technology
    • Internet
    • Webmaster

Blurbs

About me:

I am not gay, but I play gay on tv so people think I am cool.

I have a cat named Boobers and have a hard time turning down free beer.

I have a good sense of humor that most people enjoy. The people that don't "get me" aren't right in the head so who needs them anyhow.

I am not on Myspace to "hook up", so if that is your intention...well....find me on Facebook and it's not a problem.

Take me too seriously and you might get offended. If you get offended easily...I am the lime in your milk. Better move along.

Who I'd like to meet:

Your mom if she is hot.
Your sister if she is of age.
Your bartender if he is cool.
...and last of all, the top 4 things I'd like to meet....
you.
(too cheesy?)

I currently work full time for a design and marketing firm Webmonkeys.co.za. They develop templates for the Joomla content management system. They also Develop for Magento and Wordpress.

I also have my own small business ColumbusGEEK.com. I help small businesses develop a internet presence. ColumbusGEEK is back burner right now as I am very busy with Webmonkeys.

I will not fix your computer, or setup your home network...ok that's not true. I will only setup your network or fix your PC if you are hot and single. :)

Comments

  • True dat dog....true dat!!! Thanks...now I want a beer...an I should have been in bed long ago....I guess one won't hurt...lol

    Posted May 6 2009 4:09 AM

  • MOST things are not as good as a 12 pack of beer.

    Posted May 6 2009 4:02 AM

  • Ya know...you should just give into it an embrace the song...like a 12 pack of beer....but then...maybe a 12 pack of beer might be better than listening to the song...

    Posted May 6 2009 3:52 AM

  • Well don't call my cell phone...I have it as my ring tone....so you can sing along when you call me to get the stalking schedule for the day....HEHEEEE

    Posted May 6 2009 3:50 AM

  • I couldn't help myself...Kinda like eatting chocolate....heheheheee I even put that as my myspace song...LOVE IT!!



    I'm just sayin....

    Posted May 6 2009 3:39 AM

  • Here is your friendly next door stalker....Enjoy!!!


    Posted May 6 2009 3:25 AM

  • Just stopped by to say hey!!!

    Posted May 5 2009 2:38 AM

  • So what your are sayin...is I should share???? ok...I can do that...lol

    Posted Apr 17 2009 3:18 AM

  • Ok so you were right...I must have been sniffin too much glue!!! Thanks for the intervention

    Posted Apr 17 2009 2:59 AM

  • HEY!!!!!!!

    Posted Apr 16 2009 3:35 PM

  • GOING TO THE STORE IS A WOMANS JOB.

    Posted Apr 15 2009 2:25 AM

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    So that's where the Easter Bunny gets all those eggs...Have a Happy Easter!!!

    Posted Apr 12 2009 2:56 AM

  • matt anybody need me to pee on them?

    That's one fetish I will never understand.

    Posted Apr 7 2009 4:00 PM

  • If anything she looks less than thrilled but give her a snuggle from me i saw them and thought the glitter was cute

    Posted Apr 2 2009 9:43 PM

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    Happy April Fools Day & Hump Day...what more could a person ask for???

    Posted Apr 1 2009 8:29 PM

  • lol OMG your killing me!!!! LMAO!!!!! Silly

    Posted Mar 29 2009 8:57 PM

  • Hey Matt...have not stopped an said HEY in a while!!! How the hell are you???

    Posted Mar 29 2009 4:53 PM

  • Yep. Same one. She will be 5 May 9th.
    I can't even believe how fast she has grown up!!!!

    Posted Mar 21 2009 2:12 AM

  • That would be awesome! I was thinking of trying to organize some sort of reunion this summer on my property here in Bannock. I've got some acreage and the dirt jumps are in the works! We'll definitely have to do something.

    Posted Mar 10 2009 4:53 PM

  • I'll check it out skip.
    what's been shakin?

    Posted Mar 9 2009 6:05 PM

  • So I wasn't affected by the timechange on Sunday. It caught up with me on MOnday. Thank you for playing.

    Posted Mar 9 2009 5:06 PM

  • I just can't WAIT to lose a hour of sleep tonight. yay.


    Timely. That was last night, dude.

    Posted Mar 9 2009 4:01 AM

  • I have a few choice words for you. Unfortunately, nobody will hear them for six weeks or so.

    Posted Feb 28 2009 12:00 AM

  • Why am I a tard???? Jeesh

    Posted Feb 27 2009 8:48 PM

  • I sent cupid to find you an give you your Valentines day gift!!

    Photobucket

    Posted Feb 14 2009 4:37 PM

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