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Matt Rohr
Stand-Up / Comedic Writers
Matt Rohr I like the cut of your jib.

Male
35 years old
New York, NY
United States



Last Login: 9/17/2009
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   Matt Rohr's Comedian Bio
BioMatt Rohr is a stand-up comedian from New York. He was the producer and emcee of the long running comedy showcase the Comedy Block Party and the emcee for Nuts & Bolts comedy improv. Once upon a time Matt earned a degree in Mechanical Engineering. When not performing Matt enjoys blogging & writing bios in the third person
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    Matt Rohr's Interests
GeneralComedy. Drinking Coffee. Doing Laundry. Goofing off.
MusicRadiohead. Wilco. My Morning Jacket. Gomez. Elliot Smith. Neutral Milk Hotel. Chuck Mangione.
Movies
Television
BooksKurt Vonnegut. Charles Bukowski. Magazines about sports.
HeroesOther comics named Matt.
Groups: people who live in Rochester NYComedians of MySpaceNYC Underground Comedy FestRochester ComedyBuffalo Comedy Scene3 Things You Never Talk About

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     Matt Rohr's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Rochester
Body type:0' 2" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Expecting
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Comedian

   Matt Rohr's Schools
Monroe Community College
Rochester,New York
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Being the old guy in class.
 

2003 to 2006
Suny College Of Technology At Alfred
Alfred,New York
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Sleeping.
 

1993 to 1996
Carthage Shs
Carthage,New York
Graduated: 1993
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1989 to 1993

   Matt Rohr's Networking
Television - Talent - Comedian



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Man Vs Apartment (Episode 1)
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3 minutes in Buffalo
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Comedy Playhouse
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   Matt Rohr's Blurbs
About me:

I am a stand-up comic. Find out more about me being a stand-up comic at www.mattrohr.com. I write a blog there. Sometimes it's funny, other times it's not. I posted clips of me performing stand-up. They are old clips with old jokes. Which means that if I post a new clip I'm telling the same jokes only now I don't think they're funny.

Do you want to be my friend now?

Who I'd like to meet:
Someone with more money than brains who thinks I am amazing.

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Matt Rohr's Friends Comments
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Mrs.Craig Waite

Jenni Waite



Mar 27 2009 11:22 AM

Looking forward to seeing you tomorrow night on the home turf!!!
GROUN ZERO RADIO

GROUN ZERO RADIO



Mar 4 2009 2:29 AM

Thx for add Matt...great showthe ther night..
trek..
Kim

Kimberly O'Neill



Feb 3 2009 10:52 PM

Matt, your blog was the funniest shit I've read all year...love it. So you coming up to have a few for your birthday or what? Give me a call..I have a new number...I'll send it to your message section.
Erica

Erica



Jan 4 2009 5:32 PM

Happy New Year Matt! When are you gonna come down and be funny again?
Toni

Toni



Dec 17 2008 12:10 AM

Hey cousin! You going to be around for Christmas? Pat comes in on the 22nd...Andy and I will be there on the 25th for the rest of the weekend.
Stop on over :-)
Matt Bergman

Matt Bergman



Oct 10 2008 8:04 PM

I forgot it was your birthday. Actually I forgot your birthday last year..and the year before... So Happy 29th Birthday!
Chiquita Banana

Chiquita Banana



Oct 8 2008 11:03 PM

Happy Belated.. Im always late for everything! Hope it was a great one :)
The Comedy Club

Comedy Club Comedy Club



Oct 4 2008 8:22 PM

Happy Birthday from all of us at The Comedy Club!!!
Susan

Susan Longale



Oct 4 2008 9:59 PM

Happy Birthday Cous!
Michael Somerville

Michael Somerville



Oct 4 2008 1:33 AM

It's your birthday! Go crazy! Party like a rock star! Or just sit
around in your underwear and watch TV (if you choose the latter, you
should totally make that your profile picture!)
Matthew D. Guarnere / M.D.G.

Matthew D. Guarnere / M.D.G.



Sep 26 2008 4:50 AM



Hey Rohr,
Remember, No Clones = no jokes! Hope to see you there anyway!
-M.D.G.
La Boca

La Boca



Sep 25 2008 7:02 PM

Thanks, Matt. Glad you had fun.
See ya!
Rivercenter Comedy Club

Rivercenter Comedy Club



Sep 2 2008 8:18 PM

It was great having you here!
greg vaccariello

greg vaccariello



Sep 2 2008 7:10 PM

Mucho moist. Thanks for thinking of me!
Vac
greg vaccariello

greg vaccariello



Sep 2 2008 3:11 AM

Yo Rohr, I guess you can ignore my friend request. I made it home without losing any luggage. Yeah.
Vac
Matthew D. Guarnere / M.D.G.

Matthew D. Guarnere / M.D.G.



Aug 31 2008 8:55 AM

Cute kid, but what happened to the hair?!!

Looks like you're on tour now. Well, make sure you say hi to my mom when you're in Texas. She's not there, but say hi to her anyway. Thanx...

-M.D.G.
Rivercenter Comedy Club

Rivercenter Comedy Club



Aug 28 2008 5:22 PM

Great show last night!
Booth & Pat

Booth & Pat



Aug 24 2008 4:55 PM

Thanks, Matt! Great set for you as well, great ta meetcha at Comix - hopefully we'll see ya again soon!

-b&p
Jeff

Jeff



Aug 6 2008 6:48 PM

Matty! I am passing thru & staying over night in the Bronx tomorrow, then scooting to Baltimore on Friday. Maybe I'll mug you while I'm in town.
..::Amanda is Engaged!::..

Amanda Valentine



Aug 4 2008 1:49 PM

How's NYC?
Julie

Julie



Jul 25 2008 1:02 AM

Your favorite cousin (that would be me) is going to be in NYC this weekend running the 1/2 marathon - I have no solid plans.
What are you up to?
Kim

Kimberly O'Neill



Jul 23 2008 4:45 PM

When are you coming to Carthage? I'm living at my Dad's for now. My phone crashed two weeks ago so I need your number again.
Hit me up!
Alaina

Alaina



Jul 8 2008 12:14 AM

I always knew you would end up in a queen...
Geva Comedy Improv

Geva Comedy Improv



Jun 21 2008 6:04 PM

Looking mighty fine last night Mr. Rohr.
thisisjoshua

thisisjoshua



Jun 3 2008 12:40 AM

Your point is valid and I apologize for being a hater.
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