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Matt Stanton

		Now, I write things down, lets see how this works. Male 26 years old Atlanta, GA United States Last Login: 11/4/2009
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MySpace URL:

www.myspace.com/mattstantoncomedy

Matt Stanton's Comedian Bio

Bio	26 Year Old Transient Comic!
Influences	Comics I think are funny: Mitch Hedberg. Rodney Dangerfield. Eddie Gossling. Robert Hawkins. Brian Regan. Bill Burr. Todd Barry. Daniel Tosh. J. Scott Holman. Paul F. Tompkins. Doug Benson. Steve Martin. Ryan Singer. Leonard.
TV Shows	Yahoo News!

Matt Stanton's Interests

General	Writing jokes and screenplays. Hawaiian pizza. Poetic Music. Stand Up Comedy. Movie Houses. Skyline Chilli. Skyline Views. Afternoon Runs. Podcasts. Newcastle. MLB. NFL. Odd jobs.
Music	Modest Mouse. Bright Eyes. Connor Orberst. Against Me. Alkaline Trio. AFI. Kaki King. The Ramones. The Clash. Team Stray. Mars Volta. Bob Dylan. Green Day. NOFX.
Movies	Big Fish, There Will Be Blood, No Country For Old Men, Elf, Nacho Libre, Hellboy, Sin City, Juno, The Jerk, The Life of David Gale, Who's Harry Crumb?, Tommy Boy, Saving Silverman, 21 Grams, The Truman Show, Eternal Sunshine For The Spotless Mind, MILK, Wall-E, Stranger Than Fiction, Airplane, Indiana Jones, Mel Brooks films, Gene Wilder films
Television	Arrested Development. The Simpsons. King of the Hill. Curb Your Enthusiasm. Scrubs. House. The Critic. Late Show with David Letterman.
Books	Rodney Dangerfield's autobiography, Bernie Mac autobiography, My French Whore by Gene Wilder, Born Standing Up by Steve Martin, The Philosophy of Andy Warhol by Andy Warhol, I Am American (And So Can You) by Stephen Colbert
Heroes
Groups:	CincinnatiShows, Cincinnati Musicians, Comedians of MySpace, Jeremy Essig Is Sadly No Longer My Bitch, Cincinnati Comics, Cincinnati Comedy, NYC Underground Comedy Fest, fake stache technology group View All Matt Stanton's Groups

Matt Stanton's Details

Status:	In a Relationship
Here for:	Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Florence, Kentucky
Body type:	6' 6" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Religion:	Atheist
Zodiac Sign:	Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:	No / Yes
Children:	Someday
Education:	Some college
Occupation:	Comic/Musician
Income:	Less than $30,000

Matt Stanton's Schools

Northern Kentucky University Highland Heights, KENTUCKY Graduated: 2005 Student status: Alumni Degree: Associate's Degree Major: Liberal Arts Clubs: Cross Country, The Northerner newspaper	2001 to 2005
St Henry District High School Erlanger, KENTUCKY Graduated: 2001 Student status: Alumni Degree: High School Diploma Major: College Prep Clubs: Cross Country, Track and Field, Student Concil(Class Vice President), Acedemic Team, Chorus, Spanish Club, Baseball, Swimming, Punk Bands:The Iron Kilts and Shutter Gutter 39, The O.B.C	1997 to 2001
Heritage Academy Florence, KENTUCKY Graduated: 1989 Student status: Alumni Degree: Other Major: Kindergarden	1988 to 1989

Matt Stanton's Companies

Go Bananas Comedy Club Cincinnati, OH US Doormen	October 2004 to June 2006
Cuppa Java Minneapolis, MN US Barista	Feb. 2008 to present

Upcoming Gigs

Nov 1 2009

7:00P

Go Bananas Comedy Club Oct. 28-Nov. 1

Cincinnati OH

Nov 17 2009

7:00P

Bowling Green State University

Toledo OH

Dec 12 2009

7:00P

WiseCrackers Dec. 11-12

Valpo IN

Jan 8 2010

7:00P

Joke Joint Comedy Club Jan. 6-8

Bloomington MN

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Matt Stanton's Blurbs

About me:
I am a young musician and comedian. Grew up in Cincinnati and in the past three years I have lived in Chicago, Minneapolis, and now, Atlanta. I have been doing stand up comedy for 4 and a half years. I play and write in punk rock bands, Margin Of Error and Flap Jackson Five. I wrote a weekly comedy column for The Northerner. I love all things cheese and running. I also like dancing in place to no music. I live with my girlfriend of two and a half years, Felicia. AOL IM: pfunk115 .

Who I'd like to meet:
New punk bands

Matt Stanton's Friend Space (Top 16)

Matt Stanton has 599 friends.

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No Use

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Matt Stanton's Friends Comments

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No Use	Jul 4 2009 1:12 PM Awesome, I'm in. Going to Disney World in September so Ill have to check the schedule but definitely before October. Have fun in the dirty south!
Jim Zekis	Apr 28 2009 4:50 PM I still use it, but I do use facebook more. Though i wouldn't say i use that one a lot either. how things going? We're moving to a new apartment this week. Same area, just nicer.
RisingSide	Apr 2 2009 1:56 PM I had a dream last night and you were in it...it was weird because you were working in an AUTOBODY shop in MINNNEAPOLIS! Katie
Cincypunk Fest	Apr 4 2009 1:30 AM
MadÇap§iren	Mar 17 2009 5:24 PM Gawwwwd! I can't complete my self-pity ritual if you keep making me lolz! Dag gummit! =)
otto	Feb 8 2009 4:18 AM thanks for the comment, if near indy- pizza & karts
Mike Cody	Jan 29 2009 9:46 PM Hope, Matthew, hope! Has Obama taught you nothing? Did you see that Comedy TN is closing down? I put the blame for this firmly on your shoulders.
Arnie	Aug 27 2008 10:05 AM Yeah, I use to do a lot more with out it.
david	Jan 17 2009 4:28 PM the world is good how ya been and when you coming back this way
Andy	Jan 16 2009 10:59 PM He IS the perfect friend.
Rob BONE	Jan 14 2009 1:14 AM Thanks for the comment a couple days ago man i got your back to man how is the comedian life goin!
Alex	Jan 11 2009 5:00 AM things have got all shaked up round these parts for me.. but everything is still peachy .. ben is bigger.. colts are out ,, goddamnit.. but peyton got most valuable human who played this year award again... hope things good in funny business.. next year.. colts vikings superbowl.... beleive it... this year cardinals v ravens.. you must believe to acheive mathew...
No Use	Jan 7 2009 9:07 AM They are 11-2 and Top 20 in the polls... so, ya know. How did UC lose by 40 to Marquette?
Cyndi	Jan 3 2009 7:51 PM Have a great birthday Matt!! Cyndi
Katrena	Jan 3 2009 2:00 AM
Patrick Brandmeyer	Jan 3 2009 7:25 PM Happy birthday!
Katrena	Dec 31 2008 6:08 PM
johnachomps	Dec 13 2008 8:43 PM young man, i dont want you sleeping in the street tonight, so if you still need somewhere to stay, i currently have 3 couches. 3!!!!
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Alex Stone	Nov 30 2008 6:09 AM Oh don't worry, that episode is currently being written.
Caroline	Nov 20 2008 11:35 PM hello... i was good seeing you while you were in ky...you need to come back for more football...glad you could notice ive grown up...lol
geoff tate	Nov 10 2008 7:12 AM does Mike Brody know Mike Cody? What if they got married and took hyphenated last names? and then adopted two boys named Brody and Cody? how long can I keep this up? Do you think their favorite comedian would be Modi? turns out, one more.
Lia Six Deuce	Nov 1 2008 7:52 AM M-a-a-a-a-t-t-t-t. Did you dress up?
Bolton	Oct 29 2008 7:28 PM You. Me. Halloween. Its on.
Andy	Oct 20 2008 4:03 AM I was thinking about how excited he must have been...poor Kev....

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