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I owned one once - wasn't impressed.
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Pepperoni, ham, provolone cheese on a small loaf of Maria Kostur with roasted peppers, vinegar, olive oil, and lettuce.
Matt's Details
Status:
Married
Here for:
Friends
Hometown:
Orlando, FL
Body type:
6' 1" / Athletic
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:
Virgo
Matt's Schools
University Of Central Florida
Orlando,FL
Graduated: 2008
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: Professional Masters in Information Systems
About me: Hello, I'm Matt. Sometimes people call me Mr. Shapoka. And, that's before they start smoking their crack. Afterward, they... well, let's not talk about that.
Now that we've established who I am, let's start with Matt 101 to learn about, well, me.
I'm (Current Year - 1980) years old. I got married in July '06 to the love of my wife. We live in a pink street on a curvy house with a few trees. As a 'job' I do geeky (suprising, I know) work at a company that designs databases for Human Resources outsourcing. In my spare time I write biographies for people on MySpace - that's why it took me a year and a half to find time to put my own About Me section up.
I grew up in the in the middle of my house, in the middle of a farm, in the middle of nowhere, nine miles from the middle of Willow Springs, MO. For most of my childhood we had a huge dairy farm, having up to a dozen cows on the farm at a time. Needless to say, it was a lot of work... even though we didn't, uh, milk them or anything.
I graduated high school as valedictorian. And, as surprised as you may be, I wasn't the only person in my graduating class.
I went to St. Louis University on a giraffe; no, I mean on a full ride scholarship. They were apparently impressed with my knowledge of pop culture. I started SLU as a Biomedical Engineering major, but finished as an alumni. My degree states 'ad gradum Scientiae Baccalaureatus in Rebus Commercii Administrandis'. In English, it means that I should've learned Greek.
After I finished school, I went home and ate a snack. Once I graduated, I got my first professional job as a waiter at a restaurant. I prided myself in doing whatever it took to please my waitees. One time that involved spilling a pitcher of ice water on a poor, hapless soul for $45. What? You would've done it too. It was the middle of the summer, it wasn't like it was cold outside or anything! I even 'apologized' and gave him a towel!
Anyway, somewhere along the lines I think I moved to Florida, got a haircut, a real job and a wife. It was during this part of my life that I invented the internet.
In my spare time, I go bowling. No not really, that was just a poor joke. In my spare time I actually go... um, now that I think about it I don't really have a lot of spare time. I hadn't really thought about it before, but it's kind of depressing. I think I'll quit my job tomorrow to free up some more of my time. So, forget that whole thing I said about my job earlier. I'm actually unemployed - my company just doesn't know it yet. (Man, I hope they have a sense of humor if they're on MySpace!)
I audio record concerts of Jen and my favorite artists when I can - check out my website for my live recordings. There's over 30,000 copies of my recordings floating around by now!
i appreciate the efforts made in getting the plate to us. even if it was stolen, the effort in getting it stolen was 100%, i'm sure.
oh, and why do you need advanced notice if we are coming to visit? you dont need to go above and beyond any cleaning. it's not like i go through medicine cabnets. well, not much, anyway...
Oh, I totally love Marc's Christmas song. It is gonna get to stay up until Christmas. By then, hopefully Britney will have released a new one! I wish you guys would just buy plane tickets and come home already. Who is gonna put the lights on the tree? I think you hate us. LOVVVVVVVVE YOU!
I personally can't believe it. I'm happy it happened though. first chance I got, i had to send you a message. the feeling is sooooo good to have your favorite team win, even if they did just win the important ones
the absolute worst team in the history of ever to win a world series...I mean, really, 82 wins in the season, limping into the playoffs, and pulling that out.
