Matty. Divorced, broke and sloppy wow. This place is a ghost town. I feel like I did at my 10 year reunion. Who the fuck are these people and why don't I know any of them? Posted at 2:47 AM Nov 15 view more
About me: Matty is wanted for the corruption and perversion of Christian Conservative minds around West Michigan in connection with several incidents involving strippers, a sleeve of Rolo's, two Armadillos and creamed corn (allegedly). Be on the look out for a man sporting Whizzinator tucked in his stonewashed Wrangler jeans driving a busted up, rust and bondo colored 1987 Japanese version Ford Festiva, Rhode Island license plate "GIGGITY".
Hey Matt! How are you these days? Are you ask excited for baseball season as Adam is? Dear god we already have tickets for a game vs. LA. How's things?
Mexicanish. Here's my offer, I'll trade you two illegals per every day of shitty weather you want to get rid of. Believe me, you will run out before I do . . .
