I dig Jeeps, Quantum Physics, Molecular Imaging, Eating Crayons, Neuroscience, Seeing your cans (c'mon - lemme see 'em!), Philosophy making loud and rude sounds, rejecting your reality and substituting my own, swearing alot, Video & Film Production, GameCube, and checkin out the bunnies.
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Big Snow! As Seen On America's Funniest Home Video
Trash OUTLOOK and EXPLORER!!! Surf and read email in safety and stop spreading virus', crap, and make your computer safe! Get Firefox and Thunderbird!
Music
Well of course - KISS, Frank Zappa, Red Hot Chili Peppers, SOAD, Johnny Cash, Dean Martin/Frank Sinatra, What? I'm not kiddin! Thin Lizzy, Jeff Hickman, White & Rob Zombie, KMFDM, Mozart, The Cult, Robert Randolph, Ted Nugent, Savatage, Jimmy's Chicken Shack, Lord Tracey, Weezer, Queen, Ministry,MINX?, Badlands, Old School Run DMC, NWA, 2Live Crew - I kinda dig bluegrass too - it's like hillbilly speedmetal. Ever try to bang someone with bluegrass on? Try it - man, that'll put a kink in your groove thang, don't do it unless you can laugh and fuck at the same time!
Movies
28 Days Later, Dawn of the Dead, Shawn of the Dead, Any Zombie movie, Howling, Neapolian Dynomite, Gummo, It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World, Angel on my Shoulder, Casablanca, Midnight Run, LOTR, Shawshank Redemption, The Incredibles, Payback, The 5th Element, Dr. Strangelove, Stand By Me, Godfather 1-2, The Dirty Dozen, Patton, Caddyshack, The Sandlot, Pirates of the Caribbean, Dumb & Dumber ( Im partly responsible for the shit sound FX - Bathroom scene - clogged toilet! ) Matrix 1-2-3, Full Metal Jacket, Blazing Saddles, The Matese Falcon, Airplane, Office Space, Dazed and Confused,...and any B-movie with crappy production values, bad audio, poor acting and lame stories lines - with alot of sex and alot of exposed booberz!
Television
Right now, I'm totally addicted to GREEN WING on BBC America - good stuff.
I can't watch anything called "reality TV" ( unless it's COPS ) - If Im not watching House, Jimmy Neutron, Family Guy or American Chopper on Discovery then Im on Fox News, The Weather Channel - ( what? I dig clouds! ), AMC, Tunner Classics, and OLN.
Books
I don't have time to read many books other than Geek Manuals - I tend to just stick with the classics,... like the back of cereal boxes, and sometimes I read the occational porn pop up window.
If you wanna read something, read MY BOOK!AVAILABLE NOW YA BASTARDS!
Full Sail Real World Education
Winter Park, FLORIDA
Graduated: 1994
Student status: Alumni
Major: Video & Film Production, Audio, Digital Media
Minor: Instructor 94 - 98 Video/Film/3D
Clubs: Thinking of attending Full Sail - Talk to grads first!!! Talk 2 me, or search them out online. Be very cautious! Don't fall for the smoke and mirrors and all the hype. Its a good place to go but know what you are getting into before you commit! Trust me!
1993 to 1998
Lower Cape May Reg High
Cape May, NEW JERSEY
Graduated: 1986
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: General/Vocational
1982 to 1986
Cape May Co Tech H S
Cape May Court House, NEW JERSEY
Graduated: 1986
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
Major: Communications & Media
Clubs: I still have dopey videos from way back then! YIKES!
Timberline Group - A full service professional agency! Video, Film, Commercials, Web Video, Graphics and Design, Web Design, Copywriters, Multimedia Services and much more!
I am not in compliance! I appreciate a good sense of humor, people who don't take themselves too serious, a swell set of cans, and the outdoors. I'm an opinionated son of a bitch, I'm what you would call a lunatic fringe Republican. I might be a radical democrat but there are WAY too many soft sissy liberal pussies that annoy the shit outta me!
I Love the Lord, I just can't stand his fuckin' people.
I believe in a womans right to choose, could care less if gay and lesbians wanna get married, and I hunt and eat animals. I have a gun because it's my right to do so and because it gets your khaki's in a bunch.
I don't surf porn because for some freakin' reason people like to send me their dirty pictures. (Don't stop - thanx! )
I don't dance unless I'm playing the damn music - and how those spastic gyrations get me laid - I'll never fuckin' know! I'm not afraid to say I love my mommy, and I own/operate a new media ad agency. I enjoy claymation, tinkering with stuff, being diabolical and history research. My friends, family, bird "Motorhead" & pug Molly love me so thats good enough for me.
I'm good to strangers unless they piss me off, and I'm not out to change the world. It's YOUR mess, you clean it up!
Why get to know me? I'm Just Your Average Diabolical Chemically Unaltered Creative Loudmouth Bastard.
For 15 years I was 1/2 the creatively twisted brain behind the super dooper shock rock sensation LIVER ( Loud Irritating Vulgar and Extremely Rude ) CLICK THAT link would ya - its a MySpace page for LIVER. Hear what you've been missing.
- I try to get out as often as I can and break my junk! Check out some of the video clips on the side of this page. There is nothing better than getting out in the back country, as far away from humanity as you can get and go 4 wheelin! ( other than a good handjob or making money ) I like to hunt, flyfish, and be outdoors - any excuse to get unhooked to the idiot box ( computer ) is a good excuse. Wanna go 4wheelin' up in the hills with me? Let's go! Drop me a line...!
...and nothing is better than the ability to laugh, or laugh at one's self.
So there, thats me! Nice to have you drop by, thanx! I gotta go get some fuckin' coffee and get back to work - shoot the proverbial with you soon. Until then, click around and check out some of my other crap!
Thank you that is all,...over...
-maxi
Drop me a message on YAHOO screen name MAXIMURDOK or AIM screen name POPEMAXI.
I was thinking about you today ... how are those pugs treating you? Oh, and guess who's finally escaped the VP? MATT M.! He got a kick-ass job as a senior copywriter at a direct marketing ad firm. He gets his own office and a new Mac laptop, too! Anyway, I just wanted to say hello. :)
