ATTENTION FRIENDS! I NO LONGER USE MYSPACE AS A CONTACT POINT/NETWORKING SITE! I AM CURRENTLY USING MY DEVIANTART SITE AND MY FACEBOOKTO ACCEPT ALL INQUIRIES, MESSAGES AND/OR COMMENTS! IF ALL ELSE FAILS, YOU CAN STILL JUST EMAIL ME @ MAXPLASTICPUBLIC@HOTMAIL.COM OR JUST GIVE ME A CALL!
YOU ARE STILL FREE TO BROWSE MY NOW DEFUNCT, ALBEIT AWESOME, MYSPACE PAGE!
THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT! (08/04/2008)
50... Suddenly you've gathered 50 Red Jewels... The time has come to tell you some of my secrets. Follow me!!
If you don't find anything entertaining to look at here on MyProfile... I'm afraid all your neurons have died
Songs that have appeared on MyProfile:
- 8 Bit Variation by Beck
- Lift Your Skinny Fists To The Heavens! by Godspeed You! Black Emperor
- Cecilia by Simon & Garfunkle
- Seven Nation Army by The White Stripes
- Yume no Shime Shinen Kôen by Hirasawa Susumu
- The Legend Of MAX by Naoki as ZZ
- If You're Feeling Sinister by Belle & Sebastian
- No Sugar/New Mother Nature by The Guess Who
- Teenage Wasteland by The Who
- Hey You by The Exies
- SexyBack by Justin Timberlake
- Track 3 by Techno Aereo
- All Systems Go by East Clubbers
- Cellar Door by Loco Dice
- Mr Roboto by Styx
- Welcome To The Black Parade by My Chemical Romance
- White And Nerdy by Weird Al Yankovic
- E-Pro Bad Cartridge by Beck
- Hell Yes Ghettochip by Beck
- Red Red Wine by UB40
- Vide Cor Meum by Patrick Cassidy
- Christmas Tree from The Nutcracker by Tchaikovsky
- Carol Of The Bells/Christmas In Sarejevo by Trans-Siberian Orchestra
- A Mad Russian's Christmas by Trans-Siberian Orchestra
- Baby, It's Cold Outside sung by Johnnie Mercer with Margaret Whiting
- He's A Pirate by DJ Tiesto (Pirates DMC Remix Theme)
- Me And Julio by Paul Simon
- Woman by Wolfmother
- Music (16") by Darude
- Baby Love Child by P5
- Dead Man's Chest Remix by PotC OST
- Standing Outside A Broken Phone Booth With Money In My Hands by Primitive Radio Gods
- Plastic Stars by Freezepop
- Mr Night by Kenny Loggins
- LoveStoned by Justin Timberlake
- Jibun Kakumei -2003- by Miyavi
- Say Goodnight And Go by Imogen Heap
- Testarossa Autodrive by Kavinsky
- Testarossa Nightdrive by Kavinsky
- Testarossa Marakch Edit by KAVINSKY
Profile Song Sing-A-Long
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I AM A PIRATE
---150 Interests... In Alphabetical Order!!---
adult swim, animation, anime, aqua teen hunger force, archeology, art, art nouveau, astronomy, beastie boys, beck, belle and sebastian, ben kweller, billy joel, calvin and hobbes, charlie kaufman, chinese food, christianity, classic literature, color, commercial art, computers, daft punk, dance, dane cook, design, disney, dj keoki, dostoevsky, drawing, dvds, e.e. cummings, electronic gaming monthly, emily watson, eminem, entomology, evolution, family guy, films, final fantasy, flcl, francis ford copolla, franz ferdinand, futurama, gamecube, gary larson, geology, godspeed you black emperor!, graphic design, happy hardcore, herpetology, hip hop, history, homestarrunner.com, house, i love the eighties, impressionism, insects, italian food, jack black, japan, japanese food, jesus, jesus christ superstar, kafka, kittens, koalas, lewis black, lizards, lord of the rings, ludacris, michel gondry, moulin rouge, movies, music, mythology, n*e*r*d, nature, nintendo, official us playstation magazine, orwell, outkast, p.j. harvey, p.t. anderson, painting, paleontology, phantom planet, phillip seymour hoffman, photography, pink floyd, pizza, plants, pop, ps2, ralph steadman, rap, rasputina, reading, rem, robert frost, robots, rock, rpgs, russia, saturday night live, savage garden, science fiction, seafood, sega, seth macfarlane, sex, simon and garfunkel, sony, sophia copolla, space, spirituality, square enix, stanley kubrick, star wars, stephan pastis, supergrass, sushi, techno, the 80s, the animatrix, the beatles, the black keys, the doors, the goo goo dolls, the guess who, the legend of zelda, the matrix, the smashing pumpkins, the velvet underground, the violent femmes, the warriors, the white stripes, the who, tom hanks, trance, traveling, treasure island, trees, video games, wes anderson, writing, x-men...
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GETTING TO KNOW THE CAPTAIN
(Originally Posted December 05; Updated April 09)
---Basic---
*Name: Jeremy
*Birthday: October 13, 3084... That's right I'm from the future, suckas!
*Birthplace: A far moon... Or Pluto
*Current Location: Atlanta
*Eye Color: Orange Brown
*Hair Color: Brown
*Height: 5'5"
*Right Handed Or Left Handed: Right
*Your Heritage: German? ... White? What do you want?
---Random 1---
*The Shoes You Wore Today: My boots
*Your Weakness: Kisses from Maria and techno
*Your Fears: Loneliness, Failure
*Your Perfect Pizza: Eaten
*Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: A new job and maybe school
*Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: Damnit
*Thoughts First Waking Up: Grackjleblbv
*Your Best Physical Feature: My... Neck?
*Your Bedtime: Anywhere between 11pm-6am
*Your Most Missed Memory: I don't remember
*Pepsi Or Coke: Water
*McDonalds or Burger King: Burger King... The Burger King could kick Ronald McDonald's ass
*Single Or Group Dates: Eww, group dates... Single dates, please
*Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Brisk
*Chocolate Or Vanilla: Vanilla
*Cappuccino Or Coffee: Coffee
*Do You Smoke: No
*Do You Swear: Unfortunately
*Do You Sing: Not well
*Do You Shower Daily: Almost twice
*Have You Been In Love: Yes
*Do You Want To Go To College: Yes, I would love to CONTINUE college
*Do You Want To Get Married: Yes
*Do You believe In Yourself: Sometimes
*Do You Get Motion Sickness: No
*Do You Think You Are Attractive: No
*Are You A Health Freak: No
*Do You Get Along With Your Parents: Yes
*Do You Like Thunderstorms: Mhm
*Do You Play An Instrument:Yep
---In The Past Month Have You...---
*Had Alcohol to drink: Yes
*Smoked: No
*Been On Drugs: No
*Gone On A Date: Yes
*Gone To A Mall: No
*Eaten A Box Of Oreos: Nope
*Eaten Sushi: *sighs* I haven't in awhile...
*Been On Stage: No
*Been Dumped: Nope
*Gone Skinny Dipping: No
*Stolen Anything: Yes
*Been Drunk: No
*Been Called A Tease: No
*Been Beaten Up: Nope
*Shoplifted: Yes
---Random 2---
*How Do You Want To Die: Not soon
*What Do You Want To Do: A cartoonist... Though I'll probably be something completely different
*What Country Would You Most Like To Visit: Hong Kong
---In a Boy/Girl---
*Favourite Eye Color: Dark... Or blue
*Favourite Hair Color: Dark
*Short or Long Hair: Shorter
*Height: Short
*Weight: Not skinny... I like wide hips o.o
---Other---
*Best Clothing Style: Whatever
*Number of Drugs I have taken: None... Well, aspirin? Are we counting alcohol?
*Number of CDs I own: A lot, especially considering I'm amidst the sea of iTunes
*Number of Piercings: None
*Number of Tattoos: None
*Number Of Things In My Past I Regret: My greatest regret... Besides dying is... Our greatest adventure is over before it began and... No one will even remember us...
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Check out these sites...
- Katie Rice's Blog - ... She's totally my favorite female cartoonist... You can check out John K's Blog from there... Totally my favorite cartoonist of all time... Besides Tex Avery and Chuck Jones - H*R - Everybody, Everybody!! Be sure to check out my favorite SBEmail... SBEmail 45 was dethroned as my favorite, thanks to this email ^_^ Also, don't miss my favorite series on H*R!!
- Beatles Official Website - Junk on The Beatles
- I G N - Game News, Reviews, And Walkthroughs
- GameFAQs - ... Same thing as IGN, with a bigger focus on guides
- Newgrounds.com Presents Mario Twins - What you did today?
- Beck.com - Do you have... The Information?
- WATCH THE BADGERS DANCE! - Ah! Snake, a snake!
- Peanut Butter Jelly Time!! - What time is it?
- Maiyahi - The flash music video for "Dragostea Din Tei" By O-Zone AKA My New Year's Eve 05/06
- Gröûp X - Arabian Rap Sensations - It's Baiter Dan Saix!
- PLANEARIUM - South Park Character Generator - What Would You Look Like On South Park?
- Blue Man Art Page - Paint With Twinkies!
- Every Video Game - Play old NES, SMS, TG-16, and Arcade games! (I hate emulators... But this is pretty cool)
Music
(Originally posted in 05)
Okay... I am like... An amalgamation of music. As you can see, I have one of the most reclusive, progressive independant bands on my profile (Godspeed), but I also love John Mayer... It's like... I love stuff from every musical field... The other day (06/10) I bought five CDs... System Of A Down - Toxicity, Styx - Greatest Hits, Goo Goo Dolls - Dizzy Up The Girl, Beastie Boys - To The Five Burroughs, and John Mayer - Heavier Things. Yeah, what a group.
Music is important to me. And I am picky about it yes, but if it makes me feel something important or you know FEEL period, then it's good. I've dropped most modern pop stuff, as pop is a good genre of music being the people's choice and voice, but... It's blending together and has been soulless for many years now... I reach back to the past musically a lot (Past being anything from 2 to 100 years ago...) and usually the only modern artists I like are progressive, fighting the government, or techno... o_o
(Feb 08) But I have started listening to hip hop again, Everyone just turn off your radio... There's nothing for you there... Except 88.1 (ATL) and WABE 90.1 (ATL)
Allow me my techno
Anyway, that doesn't make a lot of sense, but neither does my taste in music...
LED ZEPPELIN is the greatest rock band ever
The Beatles are the best band ever
Current Plastic Music Hype
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Just to name a few of my favorite movies... I really can't name them all...
Favorite Directors Sofia Copolla (Lost In Translation)
Wes Anderson (Life Aquatic)
George Lucas (Star Wars)
Jim Jarmusch (Strangers In Paradise)
P.T. Anderson (Magnolia)
Gore Verbinski (Weather Man)
Steven Speilberg (War Of The Worlds)
Oh... And Charlie Kaufman is the best screenwriter... Ever
Summer Movies 2009
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Television
I don't watcha lot of TV anymore, I buy my favorite shows on box sets... I love documentaries tho, even though they're becoming so sensationalized. The tiger kills it's prey! Look how it rips and tears and there's blood; Only WE could bring you coverage like this folks! Are aliens real?! Oh my, could Jesus have married Mary?! Bleh...
Family Guy, South Park, American Dad, Venture Brothers, and Futurama... Yeah that covers it...
The one show I did make time for every week was BattleStar Galactica... Alas, it is over
Books
Anything TH White writes, most of Stephen King's junk, comics... Comics... Comics... Mostly comic strip collections... Graphic novels... Not a lot of manga... Some of Dostoevsky's stuff... Most of the classic literature (The giant shelf with all the boring covers at your local Barnes & Noble), Capote's stuff (He's excellent), Douglas Adams 'cause he's the man... And many more than I care to list
Heroes
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God - ... Duh
Captain Harlock - Space Pirate (Above)
Shigeru Miyamoto - Creator of Mario and most Nintendo franchises
Jack Black - Making short hairy men look good everywhere
Ralph Steadman - Awesome Artistry. Morbid Message
Pirates -... Just pirates in general... So much cooler than ninjas
Seth McFarlane - Creator of Family Guy
Matt Stone and Trey Parker - Creators of South Park
My Parents - They've had it rough
Gregory Peck - The most awesome actor ever
Tom Hanks - The other most awesome actor ever
Claude Monet - There will never be another fine artist such as he
Peter Max - Pop Artist Phenom
Zach Galifianakis - Brilliant Stand Up
The Brothers Chaps & Missy - Creators of Homestar
Mitch Hedburg - Perfect Stand Up
Gwyneth Paltrow - Hippie Movie Star
Zooey Daschanel - My Favorite Actress ^_^
Beck Hansen - Everything He Makes Is What I Want Music To Be
Brian Transeau (bt) - And then Everything That Beck Doesn't Make, bt Does
P.S. Hoffman - Brilliant... Actor
Alexander the Great - I don't have to explain
Danny Antonucci - Creator Of Lupo The Butcher, Brothers Grunt, and Ed, Edd n Eddy
George Washington - The reluctant President
Nameless Old Man - I hitched a ride home from school in the rain with him... Very kind
***Unless specified by me, everything on this Profile is copyrighted by their respective owners... Unless I say so... I did not make it... And do not take credit***
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About me:
I am the Captain. My real name is Jeremy, but... .. I go by Max Plastic. I uh... I went to the Art Institute of Atlanta, but withdrew because it was too expensive. So now I'm currently in college limbo, hoping to start at Clayton State University and maybe Georgia State later within the next year. I'm currently just saving/spending the money I make as a clerk at my local Blockbuster...
I love writing, drawing, and yeah, my biggest vice is video games... I don't drink much, not to say I don't like alcohol, I just... You know could get out of hand, so I prefer not to drink at all most of the time, as a safety measure... Hmm, that comes off bad doesn't it? ^_^
Anyway, I also love movies and want to make at least one before I die...
So that's it right now... Uh... Yeah
Disclaimer: Some quizzes appearing on this profile have been altered and/or made fun of. The Captain does not take credit for making or creating these quizzes in any part, only correcting the f[BEEP]cking typos found within because 14 year olds cannot type. Then why take and post them you ask? Because what else am I gonna fill this page up with... Your computers would die if I put more Monet pictures up. Not because they're crappy, just cause everything these guys touch explodes if viewed in too much awesomeness...
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO MAKE SENSE!
Do you see this? This is part of Monet's Water Lilies concentration... I dig
Fine Art. Art Nouveau, Boroque, and Impressionistic are my favorite styles...
I like Surrealism, too... And it is so awesome when Impressionistic and Surreal
ideas collide. Anyway, this painting is better than anything anyone will ever do. Do you see this painting? Well, it doesn't matter, because it doesn't see you... Because compared to this work of art and its creator, you are nothing. This awesomeness does not care about you or me. It is just awesome and you have to go on the rest of your life living with the fact that you are not as cool as Claude Monet or his work. Sorry I had to be the one to break it to ya
Who I'd like to meet:
... Well, I wasn't really in the business of meeting anyone, but I suppose at least one other person will read something on here sooner or later... So I don't really care! ^_^ Anyone I suppose... Including those guys in the heroes section...
Also, you can IM me on AIM to SN GalacticCaptain My Xbox LIVE Gamertag is Max Plastic
Below is a sampling of my PhotoBucket which will fill up with some of MY actual pictures when I upload some from my new camera
TAKE THE SOVIET CHALLENGE!!
PLAY SOME PRACTICE FLASH TETRIS!!
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Christopher Walken Is In No Way Not Awesome
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This is my new favorite Western movie... Knights of Cydonia by Muse
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The Golden Ratio is more or less equal to 1.1618... The video for 1.1618 by bt
lol Why Does Your Summer Movie Thing Always Have To Be Between Only Three Movies? 'Cuz...You Know You And I Are Going To The Midnight Premiere Of X-Men Origins. ...Right?
HOLY CRAP!! He's So Freakin'...Normal-Looking. O____o;; I THOUGHT HE'D HAVE FACIAL HAIR!!! >___< lol Dude, Thanks For Sendin' That; It Completely Slipped My Mind To Look It Up!
LoL that is hilarious! Poor Shawana has to come back to a totally different work place now. Oh well I'm sure she heard something while she was on leave. I find it funny that Terri quit... how did that go down? I'm hoping she just walked out on a busy Friday night while Stephanie was managing, but I'll be okay if she just walked out one morning and when the CSR got there they couldn't get in. You're probably right, Anthony does seem to be the type to go after old fat chicks... all is good in the world! :) Oh yeah, and you better have gotten a raise since you got Dave's position.
wow!! I'm happy to hear you got a promotion... after all this time, it's well deserved. so what's your new title, huh? how the rest of your Blockbuster family... Terri, Shawana, your favorite store manager... and don't let me forget the babies you so dearly love? I am sorry to hear about Dave though... I'll just blame the family problems I guess... I'm assuming he doesn't work there anymore??
Jeremy!! It's your birthday!! Just wanted to wish you a happy one. I was happy to hear you found a new female companion. Sorry I haven't been on in a while and keeping up with you. I'm just a jerk. How are things going? How's Dave? I tried calling him a while ago and he said he was busy and that he'd call me back... he never did :(
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