7 genetically engineered replicas of myself (1/4 the size)armed with lightsabers and invisible bags,
13 ferrets (trained to rip a dog to shit in less than a min),
2 lizardmen (gods abomination),
1 devil worshiping parrot,
a guy who thinks hes Bill Paxton and snake plissken,
three lint covers skittles and a pocket full of white sand.
smoking today for a filthy tomorrow. "if we trash it up enough maby they wont want it anymore." jeff goldbloom ID4...
any one got a comb, these cats need their heads slapped around
oh im sorry country children did the FoX news tell you about our town
why the fuck you here and those are sweet beads, what is it march18
i think its time to go, before tough guy there is ready to catch something in his teeth.
Yea, if you cant respect our home, stay the fuck outa the crescent city, bitch.
(Mom dad dawn chris laurie jamie jenny joey grandparents aunts uncles cousins)
friends (past-present-future)
sunsets, thunderheads, Trees, Butters, innocence, fury, fear, fireworks, loudnoises, john lennon, the weathermen(both groups), revolution(mind-body-socially-musical-political-ect.), operation ivy, Aesop Rock, Roger Corman, john carpenter, wz3d, el-p, cat daddy(clee dunning), beautiful girls, the very idea of the END, Stanly kubrick, Lloyd Kaufman, TROMA!!!, Independent artist, Jello Biafra, the beatnik movement, sage Francis, Goblin
the most offensively funny insult you ever heard... without all that silly hate.
Like a ball of filth whirling thru space at 18.55 miles per second.
Powered by DoomsDay BITCH!
If you need something you can touch, something you can feel, something you can get run over by, something you can lean your head on, something you slam your fist against...
"tired... but i cant dream
upturned gilled friend
refusing liberties
we are on our way
but is our foot too heavy
and yes blame falls to all
excluding present company
but luckily i got you
sick and wont take the medicine
o-natural bobber
organic contraption
slimy little shit
next time carpi fucking diem
so i wont close my eyes"
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...Thus DoomsDay Device was born.... MORE COMPLEAT STORY IN MY BIOGRAPHY "how i spent my lifes vacation"
"But this is NOT just about Poultrygeist! This is about sending a message,
perhaps spawning a movement! If we can wake up the world and show them that
there are more choices than what the fast food conglomerates have to offer, we
can birth a sort of artistic revolution, where once again the little man can
get his art seen by the masses without selling his soul to the masters." mr.Lloyd Kaufman of Troma
Yo Sputnik J. Frey [DDD] MOSTLY HARMLESSasaurus. I just found out that we're related...and as a special family only present we've made a new song for you called "End of Days" (start doing backflips now). It's an epic instrumental opus to the moment when our ancient Dino relatives saw a large fiery object plummeting towards them. Please come to our page, give it a listen and let us know if it makes you feel like something catastrophic is gonna happen. If the song upsets you too much we will be holding several s support groups (read: comcerts) in the near future. Check our page for locations, dates and times.
What's Good Sputnik J. Frey [DDD] MOSTLY HARMLESS ? You are receiving this because you left Bossasaurus a comment in the last 4 months saying something nice(we are working on getting back to people on an individual basis...sorry this isn't it). We were flattered by your comments and wanted to invite you back to our page to listen to our new music, download our 16 minute Mega-Mix, and check out our new video. If this message annoys you in anyway we apologize and invite you to write us angry messages. Thanks for reading...we hope you enjoy. -Bossasaurus
curfew schmurfew. gustav turned out to be quite the pussy.... i don't appreciate him knocking out my power and making me throw out all of my condiments for no good reason. i assume you're back up and running......
i'm back in classes this semester so i'm trying to maintain some semblence of self control, but it's more than likely that i'll see you where the wreath is crooked and the drinks are cheap soon enough
Troma-Cane?...you mean TroMcCain Please post my recent message about Media Industry Consolidation and Net Neutrality on the Internet on as many websites as possible.Please spread it ...These are very important issues.Independent art is at great risk. http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=RkWHUNsjlSY
horrid times at the sweat shop. school on monday... yikes! just got back from chi-town, did it big for my bday celebration. go see lil' doogie/ballzack on sat. shits gonna be ridiculous, seriously.