PUBLIC RESTROOMS, babes, DIRT, warm beer, ATARI, my mini-bike, UGLY CHICKS, fried foods, CLOWN PORN, old ladies.
Music
Journey, REO Spread Wagon, Wham! and Culture Club. Engleburt Humperdink is cool two!!
I can bust a move or cut a rug to any song to just about any song.
Gareth Brookes is fun two listen to on my wi-fi supper sonic systmes,
Movies
Revenge of the Nerds I, II, III, IV, V, VI, and VII! Mulligan's Stew. Gillgan's Island gets Rescued.
Television
SPEED BUGGY, GOMER PILE, THE A TEAM, STARSKY AN HUTCH, BERRETTA, MAGNAM P.I., and CLOWN PORN. H.R. Puff in Stuff. The Golden Girls
Books
Archie, Jughead, Spideyman, Supperman and just abut anywon of the comis at the comis emporium store on 57th ave and grand...that guy Billy the owner is cool beans with me.
Heroes
Boy George, Phil McCracken, Dusty Bottoms, and Cheech and Chong. Aqua man is a hero, so is spidey, supperman and that dud who sing the song that goes like thus: da, da-da-da, dun, dun-dun-dun, bahda, bahda boom..AWSUME!!
About me:
Hello, hottyies-
My name is Chester "Max Stud" Hollingsworth III.*******************************
I was bron an raise in the Phoenix Zoo cause my Ma an Pa worked theere. I lived with the monkeys most of the time and learned how too swung from tree brance to tree brance by the time I was 18 months old.**************************************
We didn't haved a bunch of money when i growed up so I would eat turtle food an dirt. Turtle food aint half bad if youse mixes it with goats milk, which I stole from the goats while they slept! Dirt aint too good but it has lots of protein in it...if you get it from the Lions cage.********************
As you can see frum my pictures of me an such, I's pretty handume and in tremendous physical shape. I can bench pressed 82 pounds. For money,I's collect pete moss and wild frogs for money for cigerettes and Pabst Blue Ribbon beers.******************************
I smokes 8 packs of non-filter cigetetts per day an drink a gallon of Boons-Farm per day.*********************************************
A litlle moore about me: as I said, I'm supper hot (pictures don't lie- see for yur self)...some girls think I smell funny but I dunt think thats true. I use old spice for after when I shave but it burns my legs and chest sometimes.**************************************************
I's pretty smart an inteligunt an all (most smartest in my famuly) I earneded my GED back in 1989 from the a/c and automotive mechanical night/detention center school for troubled boys and girls of Phoenix, Arizona.****************************************
My major studys includeded: Tire Inflation 234, Auto Detailing 301, and windshield whipper repair/replacment 325 .*************************************
Alot mores about me: i party hardy all the times i can. know what i mean? :) lol, lmao, xyz-pdq,LAUGHINGFART
Who I'd like to meet: Hot Chicks, Screech, Speed Buggy, and Santa Claus.*******************************
Mostest girls thinks I's pretty studly an whatnot but I's has a romantic sides to me to! For esample: I's a great kisser - ask my cousin Sandy. I's likes to dance to the beat of Megadeath an Metallica, an I's sometimes picks flowers from old man Johnsons garden an gives 'em to hotties and chciks an babes.*************************
I wanted too meat a chick or woman or old lady who is reely hot an I's likes chicks or woman or old ladys wit pertty hair an nice earlobs. I don't minded big hands and hairy feet...like my ex-old lady, Mean Martha. Tooths are optional too (it dunt bothers me ifing you aint gots all youse teeth)*******************************************
Youse must live near the bus route in Phooenix cause my mini-bike dunt always be working an whatnot. An I gots to many tickets from the cops four riding my go-cart on the highways.********
Thanks for being a friend of giantkiller! We are pleased to announce the release of our debut cd! We are releasing it on OCT 4th at the Clubhouse in Tempe. Please buy tickets for this event off our page. If you want you can buy the cd and tickets in a package, its the only way to get the cd before OCT 4th. See you there!
STUD? Wassss happened? Have you not kept yourself properly in-fellated, and fallen into disrepair? Is it really your birthday? I'm hoping there's a brand new you.
"I'M SO MAD!!! I GOT ARRESTED TODAY FOR POSSESSION OF OVER THE LEGAL LIMITS OF GOOD LOOKS. THEY'RE HOLDING ME AT THE STATION, SAYING THAT ONLY A SEXY PERSON CAN BAIL ME OUT. SO...YOU COMIN' OR WHAT?!? SEND THIS TO YOUR SEXIEST FRIENDS...INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU (IF YOU THINK THEY'RE SEXY OF COURSE)."
