Max™
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35 years old
Scottsdale, Arizona
United States



Last Login: 11/29/2009
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    Max™'s Interests
GeneralMusic, Art, Movies, Poker, Travel, Photography, Soccer, Computers, Video Games, Writing, and other standard stuff.
MusicGunmoll, The Sainte Catherines, Bridge and Tunnel, The Ghost, The Weakerthans, Sundowner, Divit, Jets to Brazil, David Singer, Mike Hale, Pedro the Lion, Hot Water Music, Knapsack, Reggie and the Full Effect, Lou Reed, Minor Threat, Government Issue, Jawbox, Benni Benassi, Burning Airlines, A Wilhelm Scream, Baxter, Lock and Key, Soul Side, Regina Spektor, Fugazi, The Promise Ring, The Bravery, Bracket, The Cure, Dear Landlord, Depeche Mode, Paint it Black, New Order, Joy Division, Avail, Echo and the Bunnymen, Face to Face, Do As Infinity, Boa, Crimpshrine, Jawbreaker, Samiam, Lawrence Arms, Guttermouth, Tom Waits, blah blah... I dunno - I like mathy music, independent music, punk (all sorts), post-punk folk country, Jpop, Electronica, and other genres... I have kinda eclectic tastes, but I'm not the type of person who will answer this question by saying "I like all kinds of music" cuz I hate those people.
MoviesOldboy, Battle Royale, Repo Man, Trainspotting, A Tale of Two Sisters, Predator, Shaolin Soccer, God of Cookery, Buffalo '66, Motorama, Salton Sea, My Wife is a Gangster, Straight To Hell, Roadside Prophets, My Sassy Girl, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Punch Drunk Love, Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite, Electric Dragon 80,000 Volt, Wasabi, etc etc... I am really into movies, so chances are I've seen whatever your favorite movie is and chances are I'll say "eh - I thought it was allright" - if I say "Whoa - yeah, I loved that movie" then we'll get along well. I have nearly 2000 DVDs, so there will always be something to watch at my house if you come over... whoever you are...
TelevisionAlways Sunny in Philadelphia, Number Wang, AOTS, Lost, ATHF, Coupling, Spaced, Weeds, Dexter, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Flight of the Conchords, Californication, Nip/Tuck, Entourage, Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, and EPL Soccer mostly. I've been watching a lot of science stuff lately - addicted to How It's Made. Half my television viewing is of movies though. I don't believe watching television is bad and I'm not ashamed of it... much. Most of what's on television though is garbage.
BooksNot much of a book reader... wait! come back! I mean, I read sometimes. I don't know - I read enough as it is and don't have much time for books. I used to read alot though, so maybe I've heard of that favorite book of yours. To be honest, I've been getting more into reading lately than I have been in years.

One of the last books I read was Replay - it was fucking great. I'm currently working on Enders Game after finishing Diary by Chuck Palahniuk. I'm also reading several magazines and the Victoria Secret catalog as well. I'm sure it's impressive that I can juggle so much reading material at once, but please don't send me flowers and requests to be taught how to be this cool.

HeroesI don't have any heroes. I stopped being 5 years old like a bunch of years ago. Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever had a hero. Some kid said I was his hero once - this was at summer camp and I was 13 or something - he was like 8 or 9. I must've been pretty cool back then.

     Max,,'s Details
Status:Ripe For The Picking
Here for:Existential Narcissism
Orientation:Usually Upright or Reclined
Hometown:Scottsdale
Body type:6' 1" / Sexy as Fuck
Ethnicity:Scottish / Irish
Zodiac Sign:Motherfuckin' Aquarius
Children:None That I Know Of
Occupation:Computer Consultant/Writer/Artist

   Max,,'s Schools
Arizona State University-Main Campus
Tempe, ARIZONA
Graduated: n/a
Student status: Alumni
 

1995 to 1996
Mesa Community College
Mesa, ARIZONA
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Transfer/Communications
 

1994 to 1995
Scottsdale Community College
Scottsdale, ARIZONA
Graduated: 1994
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Transfer/Communications
 

1992 to 1994
Arcadia High School
Phoenix, ARIZONA
Graduated: 1992
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1989 to 1992
Phoenix Country Day School
Phoenix, ARIZONA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
Major: Transferred
 

1986 to 1989

   Max,,'s Networking
Technology - IT - Tech Support

Photography - Other - Photographer

Music - Performance - Bass


   Max,,'s Companies
Maximum Gaming Rig PCs
Scottsdale, AZ US
CEO/President/God

I started the business in 2000
Need a Nerd?
Scottsdale, AZ US
CEO/President/God

I started the business in '96
Dotcom Publishing
Scottsdale, AZ US
CEO/President/God

I started the business in '98.

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     Max™'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Scottsdale
Body type:6' 1" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Children:Undecided
Occupation:Computer Consultant/Writer/Artist

   Max™'s Schools
Arizona State University-Main Campus
Tempe, ARIZONA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

1995 to 1996
Mesa Community College
Mesa, ARIZONA
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Transfer/Communications
 

1994 to 1995
Scottsdale Community College
Scottsdale, ARIZONA
Graduated: 1994
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Transfer/Communications
 

1992 to 1994
Arcadia High School
Phoenix, ARIZONA
Graduated: 1992
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1989 to 1992
Phoenix Country Day School
Phoenix, ARIZONA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
Major: Transferred
 

1986 to 1989

   Max™'s Networking
Technology - IT - Tech Support

Photography - Other - Photographer

Music - Performance - Bass


   Max™'s Companies
Dotcom Publishing
Scottsdale, AZ US
CEO/President/God

I started the business in '98.
Need a Nerd?
Scottsdale, AZ US
CEO/President/God

I started the business in '96
Maximum Gaming Rig PCs
Scottsdale, AZ US
CEO/President/God

I started the business in 2000



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   Max™'s Blurbs
About me:
One way you can learn about me is to read my journal/blog, but lately I've realized that this may not be the best way. I've posted over 400 blogs now, and many of them are just nonsense. Still, I pretty much try to stay an open book and I don't have many reservations with sharing my personal thoughts with complete strangers. You could also try to become my friend and then gain my confidence and then steal my secret plans and use them for your own diabolical purposes. If I were to summarize myself, I guess I'd say that I'm awesome, but I'm not aware of nor inclined to believe how awesome I truly am.

In a proverbial nutshell - I'm handsome, sexy, sweet, kind, generous, creative, intelligent, artistic, attentive, honest, giving, funny, loyal, trustworthy, multitalented, and filled with potential. I'm also kinda lazy, somewhat overemotional, difficult at times, absent minded, moody and occasionally hyper-sensitive... so beware... I'm not perfect *gasp*. If you can put up with my bullshit, you'll find knowing me to be one of the most rewarding experiences ever. (pinkie swear) ;)

I run my own (very) small business. I have an expired Real Estate license. I live a fairly laid-back lifestyle. I sing and I play bass - I also play guitar and drums a little. I have been in several bands - some that have played live, and one that has become internationally famous (left long before that happened though). I've performed in front of over 1000 people. I love to write. I love to draw (although I'm out of practice). I love to dabble in photography and digital photo manipulation. I love to travel, but hate to travel alone.

And I make the best Tuna Melt in the fucking world!

Who I'd like to meet:

Someone who is smart, witty, happy, at least slightly liberal, emotionally and financially independent and stable, smells nice, likes to travel, likes movies - from mindless action to ones with subtitles, likes to give backrubs, pretty, honest, clean, loyal, confident, creative, knows what she wants, drug free (or at least has outgrown it), not too into partying (but likes to party a little), outgoing and friendly. Also - if she can fit her entire fist into her mouth or lick her own elbow, that's cool too. Is that too much to ask?

I'd also like to meet some quality new friends and get caught up with old ones. I've been on Myspace since 03 and have met and reunited with some great people. So even if it's uncool and the new yahoo, I'll still come here for friends.

Also - if you don't know the difference between there, their, and they're, please don't contact me... and if you don't know the difference between your and you're, then definitely don't contact me. If you are stumped by to, two, and too, then I pity you.


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Max™'s Friends Comments
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Miss Molly Luise

Miss Molly Luise



Nov 27 2009 8:10 AM

Happy thanksgiving :)
ShoeGaL

ShoeGaL



Nov 24 2009 7:02 PM

Just wanted you to know that I was thinking of you. :) Have a happy gobble gobble.
the queen of the bumblebees

Suzanne falk



Nov 13 2009 7:37 AM

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the queen of the bumblebees

Suzanne falk



Oct 31 2009 11:18 AM

happy holloween!

my folks in 1964
Sólo däncer

             Sólo däncer



Oct 22 2009 9:09 AM

come visit me~!

Miss Molly Luise

Miss Molly Luise



Oct 21 2009 5:20 AM

ShoeGaL

ShoeGaL



Oct 18 2009 7:11 PM

I love ultra orange & Emmanuelle. Thank you. I was thinking, you should photoshop me into a photo with Dexter. ;) hehe

By the way, leave the beard or at least send me a photo with you and the beard. Beards are wonderful on men. Rawr. Miss ya beauty.
une fleur

une fleur



Oct 14 2009 3:51 AM

So you  tell me you are coming to Cali before you get here and when you get here you don't let me know. Fine, I forgive you... I have been under the weather- LA is having a storm, wow- and have been making grilled cheese samwiches... with a Max on the brain everytime :)
Sólo däncer

             Sólo däncer



Oct 13 2009 3:39 AM

wow. thankyou

THAT was the best thing Ive seen in 5 days!,... moist especially ~Flaccid Delux! --yowsa!
Sólo däncer

             Sólo däncer



Oct 13 2009 2:28 AM


Sarah Gianetto

Sarah Gianetto



Oct 7 2009 6:16 AM

1) Because you're so punk, and
2) Because of the throwing over of the table.  HAHAHA!
Sarah Gianetto

Sarah Gianetto



Oct 7 2009 5:48 AM

This made me think of you and lol:

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/digital-short-on-the-ground/1163268/
Miss Molly Luise

Miss Molly Luise



Oct 5 2009 11:04 PM

Miss Molly Luise

Miss Molly Luise



Oct 1 2009 5:40 AM



Miss Molly Luise

Miss Molly Luise



Sep 18 2009 5:35 AM

i know it's kind of old, but it's still awesome.

une fleur

une fleur



Sep 10 2009 11:25 PM

I was just looking at your comments- wow, you are making the ladies happy ;)
*somewhat kind of sort of not jealous*
☆MISS DЯE☆

☆MISS DЯE☆



Sep 9 2009 8:24 PM

This is hilarious!

Miss Molly Luise

Miss Molly Luise



Sep 7 2009 7:26 PM

Little Miss Love Struck

Little Miss Love Struck



Sep 6 2009 11:17 PM

wow ur details are very un-mysapce lol
Sarah

Sarah



Aug 28 2009 8:42 AM

Sarah-mix-a-lot is still waiting for her tuna melt!!!
The Queen of all women

The Queen of all women



Aug 17 2009 2:49 PM

You are awesome and make me smile. :)
FallenAngel

FallenAngel



Aug 15 2009 2:56 AM

lulz, Max.....LULZ!
FallenAngel

FallenAngel



Aug 11 2009 12:50 AM





FallenAngel

FallenAngel



Aug 11 2009 12:45 AM

MMMMMMMMMMMMUAH!
FallenAngel

FallenAngel



Aug 10 2009 5:24 PM

it was DEEEEEEELICIOUS
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