About me: I'm Maxwell Edison Dagger. Call me what you want a lot of people call me Max, Maxwell, or Dagger. I'm from South Africa not fucking Britain so don't even ask when you hear my accent. They are different people trust me! you may not hear the fucking difference but i can and its really fucking annoying when people get it wrong.
I was named after the song Maxwell's Silver Hammer. My parents had some very very twisted minds. I come from money, but my parents believe that I need to do things on my own and make my own life...meaning I won't see that money until they die. So here I am in the USA trying to make it while my parents sit on their diamond mine in lovely South Africa.
I have a cousin, Jude, who is the best family I've got. You fuck with him I'll break you neck. There are certain people you just don't mess with, someone's family their friends or the ladies that walk this earth you mess with any of them and you are asking for a beating.
Who I'd like to meet: someone who will give me a better fucking job.
Okay good. I was a little worried. So...maybe we should talk about other things, not about getting married because I don't want it to be a shotgun wedding but maybe about moving in together or something.
