May Ling Su and Jay create various projects including XXX video, erotic photography, punk rock music, no budget sci-fi, and other forms of media mayhem.
Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Spinal Tap, Monty Python's The Holy Grail, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, City of Lost Children, The Princess Bride, The Matrix, Little Big Man, Being John Malkovich, Black Cat White Cat, Tank Girl, Young Frankenstein
In My Bookcase:
Jitterbug Perfume, Still Life With Woodpecker, Skinny Legs and All - by Tom Robbins; Philosophy in the Bedroom, Justine - by the Marquis de Sade; Story of the Eye - by Georges Bataille; Cat's Cradle - by Kurt Vonnegut Jr.; The Little Prince - by Antoine de Saint Exupery; The Lover - by Marguerite Duras; The Tao of Pooh - by Benjamin Hoff; Where The Wild Things Are - by Maurice Sendak
In My Heart:
Both my grandmothers - one was a fashion designer who lived to sew, the other is a strong willful woman who pushed her children to excel; both my grandfathers - one was a bureaucrat who wrote poetry, the other was a musician and suave ballroom dancer.
Let me tell you a story about a nerdy girl with no boobs, who pretended to be a hot sexy porn starlet. Some amateur sex videos with her husband, one pro video shoot, New York gallery art and her own websites later, she found herself in a world-famous book entitled "XXX: 30 Porn Star Portraits" and on an HBO documentary called "Thinking XXX." She hardly ever left her house.
The truth is May Ling Su is a character I put on like a pair of stilettoes. She is the alter ego to my mousy bookish true self. May Ling Su opened doors for me that I would never have had the nerve to knock on. I'm shy, and in my early years the only way I learned how to make friends was through collaborative theatre and music projects. I've been singing and writing songs longer than I've known about sex. Music is my first love. It's been upstaged lately, but first love never dies.
Sorry I didn't get to drop by to see you kids last week... I got caught up with some technical difficulties with my car. I should be good to go this week. Send me your address so I can swoop by.
"I love you to death. If I don't get this back, I understand. But I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 15 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back, then you are loved. Nobody knows what they have until they loose it. You never leave the person whom you love for the one you like, because that person who you like will leave you for the person whom they love. Tonight, right at 12:00am, your true love is going to realize that they LOVE you! Then something is going to happen to you between 1:00 and 2:00 a.m. Tomorrow, be ready for the greatest shock of your life. If you break this chain, you are going to have bad luck in love for the next years of your life. Send this to 15 people in 15 minutes. Do it if you wanna know who your real love is
ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, (( as a fRiend ))=] SEND THIS COMMENT TO ALL THE PPL YOU LOVE. LOOK DOWN AT THE TABLE TOO SEE HOW MUCH PPL LOVE YOU............... 1= NOT SO LOVED YOU SHOULD GET OUT OF TOWN 2=SOME PPL LOVE YOU BUT NOT TO MANY 3=PPL LIKE YOU 4= PPL LOVE YOU 5= DANG PPL ADORE YOU 6= FREAKIN POPULAR"
"I love you to death. If I don't get this back, I understand. But I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 15 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back, then you are loved. Nobody knows what they have until they loose it. You never leave the person whom you love for the one you like, because that person who you like will leave you for the person whom they love. Tonight, right at 12:00am, your true love is going to realize that they LOVE you! Then something is going to happen to you between 1:00 and 2:00 a.m. Tomorrow, be ready for the greatest shock of your life. If you break this chain, you are going to have bad luck in love for the next years of your life. Send this to 15 people in 15 minutes. Do it if you wanna know who your real love is
ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, (( as a fRiend ))=] SEND THIS COMMENT TO ALL THE PPL YOU LOVE. LOOK DOWN AT THE TABLE TOO SEE HOW MUCH PPL LOVE YOU............... 1= NOT SO LOVED YOU SHOULD GET OUT OF TOWN 2=SOME PPL LOVE YOU BUT NOT TO MANY 3=PPL LIKE YOU 4= PPL LOVE YOU 5= DANG PPL ADORE YOU 6= FREAKIN POPULAR"
""FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this Send this heart 2 at least 15 ppl including me if u Gonna Hold Me Down 4 Lyfe!!! Let's see how many hearts you get!!!! ........¶¶¶¶¶¶............¶¶¶¶¶¶ ....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ..¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶........¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶........¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ..¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ . ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ......¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶ .........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ...........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ............¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ .............¶¶¶¶¶¶ ...............¶¶" xoxoxoxo 9,675,000,000 ppl n this world && yet i ended up with your crazy ass as a friend? Damn,Im lucky! FRIENDS 4 LIFE Get 1 back - Ppl feel sorry for you Get 2 back - You have a couple true friends Get 3 back - You aight Get 4 back - Your loved Get 5 back - Your adored Get 6 or more - Damn your a celebrity"""
"""HEY SEXXII....CAN I INVITE YOU OVER TO MY HOUSE.....SIT YOU DOWN ON MY COUCH....HAVE A LITTLE CONVO.....POUR SOME HENNESSY....AND TAKE YOU TO MY BEDROOM......LAY YOU DOWN ON MY BED.....AND TURN THE LIGHTS OFF ......LIGHT A FEW CANDLES.....TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES.......WALK TO THE DRESSER AND TURN ON SOME MUSIC.....THEN WALK SLOWLY BACK OVER TO THE BED......GET UNDER THE COVERS.....AND ASK YOU TO DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO GET COMFORTABLE....I SLOWLY CLIMB ON TOP OF YOU AND BEGIN TO KISS YOUR STOMACH....AND WORK MY WAY DOWN.....AND FINALLY I GET ON MY KNEES AND START..... ...............PRAYING FOR THE NEW Jordan 18'S I SAW THE OTHER DAY...MAN DEM THANGZ SWEET..... GOTCHA ....I WONDER WUT U THINKIN BOUT WEN U WAS READIN DIS....SEND DIS 2 ALL DA SEXII PEOPLE U KNOW INCLUDING ME!!!! IF YOU THINK IM SEXY? IF YOU GET 5 BACK YOU'RE CUTE! IF YOU GET 7 BACK YOUR HOT! IF YOU GET 10 BACK YOU FUCKEN SEXY""""""
The truth is May Ling Su is a character I put on like a pair of stilettoes. She is the alter ego to my mousy bookish true self. May Ling Su opened doors for me that I would never have had the nerve to knock on. I'm shy, and in my early years the only way I learned how to make friends was through collaborative theatre and music projects. I've been singing and writing songs longer than I've known about sex. Music is my first love. It's been upstaged lately, but first love never dies.
