Mare Kohle

Who I'd like to meet:

“Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.” I love people who are owned by & appreciate NAKED DOGS, (cresteds, xolos, PIO's...NEKKIDS ROCK!!!!), also iggies and their families, dog rescues and people with rescued/adopted dogs (you're the best...you know what I'm sayin'!) Pirates, self-proclaimed bitches, tough chicks, musicians, artists, animal lovers and responsible pet owners, anyone who shares my interests & are concerned with affecting change in the world. I quit my corporate job because I wanted to be able to sleep at night knowing the world will (hopefully) be a better place someday because I was here... I also love to meet interesting people and esp. those who are gifted or intelligent enough (or dumb enough) to make me laugh. Life's too short to take so seriously. Go laugh your ass off, you'll feel better. If you're simple yet complex at the same time, a walking contradiction, or just not everything you appear to be at first glance, then we have something in common.

Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

“Remember, remember the 5th of November, the gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.”