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Maria

		Home. Home on the range... Female 31 years old New York City, New York United States Last Login: 7/9/2009

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MySpace URL:

www.myspace.com/mborgio

Maria's Comedian Bio

Bio	Missing Cleveland - Scott Weiland
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Maria's Interests

General	Comedy 'n my dog. Not a whole lot of depth, I realize.
Music	Hard rock. 70's soul. 80's pop. Sinatra. Lil' Kim.
Movies	Anything that isn't a slasher movie.
Television	Family Guy. The Oblongs. Discovery Channel.
Books	Autobiography of Mark Twain
Heroes	My grandpa. Awwww.
Groups:	Comedians of MySpace, Josh McDermitt is funny., NYC Underground Comedy Fest, House of Perna View All Maria's Groups

Maria's Details

Status:	Single
Orientation:	Not Sure
Hometown:	Cleveland, Ohio
Body type:	5' 8"
Zodiac Sign:	Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:	Yes / Yes
Education:	College graduate
Occupation:	Comedian

Maria's Schools

Bowling Green State University-Main Campus
Bowling Green,Ohio
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Marketing
Greek: Delta Sigma Pi

1995 to 1999

Maria's Companies

Smith Barney
Cleveland, OH US
Investment Management Analyst
Hell

December 99 through December 2003

Maria's Clips

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Clips: 1

Total Plays: 146

Plays Today: 0

Live at Comix, NYC

Run Time: 585

Plays: 146
Comments: 0

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Maria's Blurbs

About me:
In a world where celebrity equals talent, and where make believe is called reality, it is most important to have real love, truth and stability in your life. -- Bernie Brillstein Get MySpace Layouts from nUCLEArcENTURy.COM OR create your own using MySpace profile editor!!!
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Who I'd like to meet:
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Maria's Friend Space (Top 8)

Maria has 370 friends.

Jenn

Chris Hegedus

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Ryan Dalton

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Maria's Friends Comments

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G.Gordon_Lightfoot	Jun 21 2009 10:14 PM Great set last night. It was nice to meet you. Did you get to talk to Maria?
CandorTV	Jun 2 2009 7:11 PM Find out more about abusing inanimate objects at CandorTV.com You can now see a lot of your favorite Candor TV stand up on Hulu
Comedian Terry Jones(Twitter.com/tjonespoc add me)	Jan 24 2009 7:06 PM Your Video Clip is Freakin AWESOME!!!!!!! Oh it was so funny and well put together....Borgio for President. Terry Jones
Tony	Jan 9 2009 4:46 AM I'm coming home on Saturday for a week. We must hang.
Ramon (Public D’Fender)	Jan 6 2009 9:10 PM that's a nice gift, it looks like a tome of knowledge and shit. see you tonight, shall we re-run the post-bela chill?
Chris Hegedus	Jan 2 2009 6:34 AM
Pete LaRussa	Dec 24 2008 10:46 PM and a.. MERRY NEW YEAR!! =) Have a great Holiday!
www.uncensorednetnoise.com	Dec 19 2008 12:33 AM George W Bush/ Video LOL Check it out.... http://www. morningshowcentral. com
Joe Howard	Dec 3 2008 2:26 PM
Chris Hegedus	Nov 11 2008 8:30 AM
Leah Bonnema	Nov 9 2008 11:19 PM I would love to take you out for a happy belated birthday drink! oxoxo
Pete LaRussa	Nov 6 2008 7:15 PM Hey Maria! Remember this flyer I gave ya?? Well, it's this Saturday if you'd like to attend. =)
Colleen	Oct 27 2008 10:30 PM Happy Belated Birthday!! I didn't forget about you I'm just always a couple days late!! Hope all is well! Take care you old hag!!
Tony	Oct 23 2008 2:18 AM My Mom has your makeup bag. Think about that.
RIZ	Oct 22 2008 3:40 AM Hey! what is up? How is it being back? Next time you come down you should give me and Ed a ring. Later
Ryan Dalton	Oct 10 2008 2:30 AM watch out for NYC squirrels. They are vicious. I know they are
Joe Howard	Sep 10 2008 3:56 AM your a good actress..i like this alot
THRILLBILLY	Aug 18 2008 11:17 PM I was think'n about you while driving through Cleveland today..
mrs b	Jul 31 2008 3:38 AM great set tonight at the improv...
Christian	Jul 29 2008 2:37 AM you know, you're actually funny.... don't forget - I'm crashing with you in October! Be sure to stock your fridge with lots of milk, it's my favorite drink
One Funny Bitch	Jul 24 2008 9:13 PM I miss you very much. What would you do if you were locked in a small room without a door, and birds flying all around your head? Hope your well.
RIZ	Jul 14 2008 9:20 PM about dam time! lol
Manifest	Jun 27 2008 10:53 PM
Stacey	Jun 27 2008 7:16 PM Just watched your new clip...that shit is hilarious LMAO
Lima bean	Jun 27 2008 3:12 AM "Woof woof". Love the new video!

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