i once pulled a rainbow-scaled fish from a jello-filled pond and it told me the key to unlocking all the secrets of the universe. i then saute'd it in a broth made from an oriental ramen flavor packet and fairy dust.
i was there, i was gone. i stayed holed up and drank two bottles of cough medicine. so is life.
i moved to san francisco and enjoy the kind old clean smelling men and trolley rides we take together. something tells me the sunrise heard you sing one day.
i am a "call girl" for middle aged women with expensive tastes. i am a boat builder's apprentice. i medical test alzheimers drugs and lay in MRI chambers for glorious hours. i am the expanse of human emotion seen through craigslist.org. you still haunt me.
one day my love, one day. until then, send me a mix tape.
of course, mcfabulous. jack just gets a little pms every now and then. who couldn't help but be jealous of me? hey, why don't you dj one of my yacht parties coming up? we have everything you could ever want. sluts everywhere, man.