Full-Metal Botanist

Dear Marleh

Fuck you

<3 lylecakes

Oh Marleh of Music. Mah heart sings in your very presence.

I wish to impose upon you my thanks for the beautiful afternoon we spent together. Nearly romping in the Winter Forest Of Forget-Me-Not, the sharing of the bounty of SmartFood, and the butchering of mine composition, where in the brain betwixt mine ears wished for nothing more than to explode. Truly "majikal".

But I fear our secret love has now become less than secret, nay, not secret at all. One "Andrew of Barrrrhaven" has stumbled upon our tales of woe and love. My heart, and uvula, swells fear and angstyness at the thought of his evil plans for revenge! Woe is us, my dearest Marlicus~

Send message to me in the fortnight by wingless gull. I will be waiting.

Karn of Smokeyhill

Oh yeah bebbeh, it's your lucky day.

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Oooooh yeeeeeeeah~

HOLY FUCK YOU'RE RIGHT

I FORGOT TO COUNT /YOU/ LOL!

But you STILL don't have a younger brother, so I was HALF right! XD

Boy o Boy that was a GREAT movie! It flowed so well. One scene to the next. Perfect execution and flawless acting. I felt the heat on screen from all the way in the back! :P I think you could use a grip strengthener for your birthday so youcan make those crazy chords :D You can do it!

Doctor, you need to use the sedative on those anurisms. Draw a triangle on the screen and use the healing touch. *Vzwong!* I have..the powa! (ala Mr T)

OMG It's Marli. And here I thought Rufus Wainright was english :O He did the Shrek version of Hellelujah! Talk about a good song. It's difficult to express what a good song that good song is. By the way, the rhyme at the beginning was intentional.

Merry Christmas Betch! I was actually surprised today XD; (If that's even possible)

Holy crap it's christmas eve. This day definately came REALLY fast. Why, it feels like just yesterday that I was starting the month of december. Where has the time gone T_T Have a good one!

I've been thinking about you a lot, while I stand outside your window at night. I wonder if you even know who I am....

Hey... hey gurl~

As I type this, you are at a part-ay. *draws attention to the "ay" which makes the word so incredibly special. I think I remember the system now.
A Chill - 1 person over
Get together - 2 people
Gathering 3 - 5 people
Party- 6 - 8
Partay - 9 - 14
Partah - 15 +
So there you have it. A complete list. I expect this list to not be used for evil. *shift eyes* or it's into the no harm done-geon with you! I'm just kidding, but the dungeon works now.