Eric J. Krug is a mediocre talent whose self-loathing nature will be all too noticeable as you listen to every one of his craptastic jokes. Even when writing about himself in the third person, the only word that comes to mind is "yawn." Eric spent his childhood moving from city to city across the Midwest. Nebraska, Iowa, Illinois, Texas, and Kansas. Eric's upbringing is much like his act -- empty and boring. After High School, Eric lingered in his parents' house until finally joining the military in 2002 where he managed to do nothing heroic nor manly despite going to a war zone and (much to everyone's disappointment) returning home safely. For some reason, Eric has become known as one of the fastest rising and most prolific comedians among his peers, recently appearing at the Montreal Just For Laughs Festival in 2009 and Season 4 of Comedy Central’s Live At Gotham. He is oddly well liked by a wide array of audiences (but so was Richard Jeni, and look what happened to him). Eric also won the nationally recognized Funniest Person In Austin contest in 2008 because all the talented comedians in Austin had moved. Which only serves to remind us that patience is a virtue, especially when you suck.
Eric J. Krug's Interests
General
I'm interested in stuff. Important stuff. Manly stuff. Deep stuff. The kind of stuff that makes me interesting to other people so that they're interested in me.
Music
I like songs about Patron and skeeting.
Movies
Some people say the movies I watch are "old" -- I say they're "classics." Some say the movies I watch are "boring" -- I say they're "French." Some say the films I watch are "absolute shit" -- I say they're "starring Ashton Kutcher."
About me: To any "professional" individuals viewing this page, let me explain about my URL (which is "McPenis"). I got onto MySpace on a lark, not expecting to stay on it. So when it asked for a URL I decided on "McPenis" because I didn't think it would matter, and because I'm 12. Then I started doing comedy so I kept the page and now I look like an immature boob when people view it. Hopefully I'll get a website soon, then I won't be Eric "McPenis" Krug anymore. I'll just go back to being Eric "Penis" Krug.
Hey Eric! I'm a big fan of your material. I especially like "Shit Tunnel" and all that racist stuff - you've got so much of it! By the way, you think I can score more heroin off of you? I'll settle for some coke if you're out... Later masturbater!
Hey =) It was nice seeing you at the movies today. I am glad you answered me... For soem reason I was thinging your our last name was Craig... I feel dumb =P I need to make my way down to the comedy club sometime soon.. it's been too long! When are you performing next?
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