| Bio | Eric J. Krug is a mediocre talent whose self-loathing nature will be all too noticeable as you listen to every one of his craptastic jokes. Even when he is attempting to create a write-up about himself in the third person, the only word that comes to mind is "yawn." If you can make it through one of his shows you should feel obliged to treat yourself to a nice steak dinner. And I’d tell you to make sure Eric doesn’t come, since he definitely won’t throw in on the check and he’ll probably steal your food, but if you’re eating a nice steak dinner then you’re probably in a restaurant that Eric will not be allowed into in the first place. Consider yourself lucky.
Eric J. Krug (the "J" stands for jack-off) spent his childhood moving from city to city across the Midwest. Nebraska, Iowa, Illinois, Texas, and several spots in Kansas. Eric’s upbringing is much like his act -- empty and boring. After High School, Eric lingered in his parents’ house until finally joining the military in 2002 where he managed to do nothing heroic or manly despite going to a war zone and (much to everyone’s disappointment) returning home safely. For some reason, Eric has become known as one of the fastest rising and most prolific comedians among his peers. He is oddly well liked by a wide array of audiences (but so was Richard Jeni, and look what happened to him). Eric won the nationally recognized Funniest Person In Austin contest in 2008 because all the talented comedians in Austin had moved. Which only serves to remind us that patience is a virtue, especially when you suck.
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