| General | You Know Your an MCRmy soldier when:
(Credit: The MCRmy, but mainly: mcr_fan92)
*You know there IS a difference between a MCR fan and a MCRmy soldier
*You know that difference
*You use the MCRmy language like "Oh my Bob" and "what the Frank?"and "Awesome Rayness"
*You know the 'forbidden' word
*You have you own MCRmy trading card or have been thinking about getting one.
*If we had the chance we would kick the living $!T out of all the fangirls
*We know the Fro is out to take over the world
*When you hear the W -word you laugh
*We have our own gang sign.
*You celebrate each band members' birthday as if it were a holiday.
* You quote the boys often.
* You refer to MCR as "the boys."
* Gerard is referred to as Gee. Or Uncle Jiggy in some cases. lol.
* We don't love the boys just for their looks.
* You get really pissed when someone pronounces Frank's last name wrong... For the record... "Eye-Ear-Oh" or if someone refers to him as "Lero"
* You randomly break out into song... MCR songs to be exact.
*If someone says a word that happens to be in a MCR song title you start to dance, sing, or smile immediately
* You freak out or get excited when you hear anything regarding MCR on the TV or radio.
*You know MCRmy is pronounced "EM CEE ARMY" no "MCR my"
* You can recognize Ray immediately in a crowd... By just looking for his fro.
* You love each member equally for their insane skills at everything they do.
*If someone accidentally says a part of a MCR song, we get the song immediately stuck in our head, or we sing it outloud
* You can apply anything the boys have ever said or done to everyday life.
* You know you can tease the boys
*All of a sudden you say a quote from the breakfast monkey
*Your MCR news comes mainly from the Rmy site.
*You compare your hair that morning to one of the guys.
*You bring up topics from the Rmy in everyday conversation and expect people to know what you're talking about.
*You talk about the boys as if you know them first hand.
*You know you're in the MCRmy when you can just call it the "Rmy".
* You know Mikey is the "scene kid" of the band.
* You'd never stalk the boys... Especially with a stack of pancakes.
* You have an "MCR Fact for the Day" that you openly share with everyone.
* You know who Worm is.
* When you randomly crack up while in front of the computer, your parents/siblings/friends don't ask any questions and slowly back aw*y.
*We try to feed Mikey
*You got really frankin' upset over that April Fool's joke.
*When people start leaving you hate voicemails or hatemail about MCR..
*When you can hardly keep a straight face in CHEMistry class.
*When you tell random people "haha...you said WAY"
*You compare anything and everything to something related to MCR.
* You know the ten commandments of a chemical romance by heart
*You get in peoples face when they bash you, another Rmy soldier, or the boys themselves and you tend to say fuck off! or fuck you, you fucking mother fucker!
*You just laughed at the above one because u have done this and might have got into a fight for it (I know I did!)
*You write "I'm not Okay" or "We are The Black Parade" all over everything.
*You know these by heart yet you still have them hanging up every where
*Oh my Bob, WTFRNak, Torototally, Geebus, Feed Mikey!,Anyray(or any similar)are all a part of your everyday vocabulary
*When you see yellow crayons...well it reminds you of Marc Webb and Ray discussing how to bite something sexually.
*If you feel the insane urge to run at the school mascot and knock him over or you have actually done it
* You've wanted to pull a Mikey and take over the PA system of your school... Just to see if you could.
* When Gerard speaks... All must be silent.
* When Frank giggles... (And yes... He giggles...) You can't help but giggle at his giggle.
*You know who Fear and Regret are.
*You start projects on mcrmy.com to feed Mikey.
*When you want to see if you could pull a Frank and get in someone’s locker.
* You learned how to play croquet after watching the "I'm Not Okay" music video.
* You wanted to start a Braveheart style face off in the halls of you school.
* You know the lyrics to every MCR song.
* You start out your day the MCR w*y by waking up to one of their many amazing songs.
* The first thought that comes to your mind when you wake up is regarding MCR or the 'Rmy.
*You know who Steve is
*You guard your MCR cds with your life
*LOTMS is probably your most prized possesion.
*You know why Frank is called FRNak
*You memorize live versions of every song just from goin to gigs
* People come to you for personal facts and information about MCR. Like what's their birthdays and so on and so forth. XD
*We are the go-to for all MCR gossip yet we alrays reply with "PERSONAL LIVES! FORBIDDEN!"
*You decorate random items with MCRmy.
*You get told by people "Why don't you remember your schoolwork like you remember Gerard's birthday"
* You mourned the loss of "Pansy" (RIP)
* You refer to the boys by their nicknames so family/friends/siblings are confused. (Ray=Torosaurus; Gerard=Gee and Uncle Jiggy; Frank=F-Lero (and in our case FRnak); Bob=Bobu-San; Mikey=The Wheeze)
* You know about and support Bob Bryar's Solo Project.
*You constantly find yourself asking WHAT WOULD RAY/BOB/GERARD/MIKEY/FRANK DO?
*You don't drink or cut back in support of Gerard.
*You were ecstatic to find out Gerard is quitting smoking.
*You memorized the stage banter.
*You know the alternate live parts to the songs.
*People that loathe MCR won't even bring it up anymore because they don't want to get you started.
*You walk around smiling like a mad fool on August 11th.
*When in need of a vanity check, you use saltwater.
*You constantly quote LOTMS
*You pre-ordered LOTMS
*You have the LMTD ED. Black Parade, and one or more copies of the regular one, just becuase you wanted the white sleeve, and the black sleeve.
*You run one of the Rmy myspaces
*You've used the boys or the Rmy for art or english projects
*You know the chants
*You've chanted at concerts
*You've still got the MCR prayer memorized, and know all the alternates
*You've posted in senario format
*You've quoted senario's in everyday life and expect people to understand
*You think MCR owe you a bottle of aspirin for the TBP conspiracy.
*You can live on twizzlers and starbucks, and butter samiches
*You get in voting wars
*You party by surfing the interweb
*You were friends with Mikey when he had a myspace
*You also friended the Bunny
*You sing everything with XOXO
*You know what they do to guys like us in prison
*You know what the words at the end of 'Vampires' is
*You miss Pansy, Mikey's glasses, and that line from disenchanted
Turning the Tables On Chuck Norris
(Credit: The MCRmy)
-Gerard doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
-Bob recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
-Helen Keller’s favorite color is frank.
-If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: The 'Fro.
-On the 7th day, God rested.... Bob Bryar took over.
-Mikey once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
-If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? My Chemical Romance.
-Ray counted to infinity - twice.
-Bob knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
-Frank can touch MC Hammer.
-Bob can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.
-In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by the 'fro, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.
-Gerard can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
-God wanted 10 days to create the world. Bob gave him 6.
-Mikey invented airplanes because he was tired of being the only person that could fly.
-frank is secretly a sith lord.
-Mikey can believe it’s not butter.
-Gerard puts the fun in funerals.
-Ray can speak braille.
-Frank owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green 4 uno card.
-Bob can build a snowman out of rain.
-Bullets dodge Gerard.
-There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Bob allows to live.
-Crop circles are Mikey's w-y of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
-Frank can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
-Mikey doesn't own a can opener, he just chews through the can.
-The 'Fro crossed the road. No one has ever dared question its motives.
-Gerard's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Gerard.
-Frank can slam revolving doors.
-frank puts the laughter in manslaughter
-Mikey knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a toosie pop
-Gerard doesn't feed Mikey, Mikey feeds Mikey
-The sun was white before Ray made a fist at it
-ray went back in time and caught that bullet that was gonna kill JFK in mid air his head just exploded from excitement
-You can lead a horse to water and Gerard w-y can make him drink
-the most effective type of suicide is the frank iero, just type Frank Iero in the google search engine and hit i'm feeling lucky
-bob bryar doesnt get brain freezes slurpes know when to slw the fuck down
-the grass is alrays greener on the other side, unless gerard w-y has been there then its covered in tears and blood
-Gerard w-y has to seperate hiw laundry on three loads White. Black , and Bloodstained
-waldo is hiding from mikey way
-bob bryar has never found Waldo, but vows to kick his ass when he does.
-Gerard sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
-The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Frank didn't kill you in your sleep.
-It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Mikey can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.
-Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Frank to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Frank now looking for candy after he kicks his victims.
-The 'Fro doesn't play "hide-and-seek." It plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
-Frank is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
-If you can see the Fro, he can see you. If you can’t see The Fro you may be only seconds away from death.
-When Mikey W@Y runs with scissors, other people get hurt
-Frank created little people so he could look down on people.
-MCR does not need copyright laws. When music is stolen, they send in the 'fro.
-One time while sparring with Wolverine, Gerard accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter. (O_O; Lmao!)
-The Fro is Luke Skywalker's real father.
-Bob Bryar's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
-There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq; Frank lives in New Jersey.
-The last child who dressed up as Ray for Halloween came home with three dozen 5-course gourmet meals, a 200 foot square block of the purest gold, and four human sacrifices.
-Frank once kicked Gerard so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
-A duck's quack does not echo. Bob is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly
-The 'Fro invented water.
-When Gerard wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
-Mikey Built Mount Everest with a bucket and spade.
-Bigfoot takes pictures of Bob at concerts.
-The 'Fro can climb a rope with one hand, and one hand only.
-Gerard is allowed to talk about fight club.
-Gerard’s belly button is actually a power outlet.
-Bob has a beautiful singing voice. Unfortunately, the sound of it would melt the average human brain.
-Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Frank threw it.
-The fro poops light sabers.
-If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Mikey says its beef, then it's fxxking beef.
-The Fro has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
-Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Frank Iero.
-Mikey Way does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
-Bob Bryar doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
-When Gerard Way calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
-if you ask frank what time it is he alw*ys replies "2 seconds til" after you ask "2 seconds til what?" he kicks you in the face.
-outerspace is afraid to be on the same planet as the fro.
-Mikey doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
-do you know why baskin robbins only has 31 flavors? gerard doesnt like fudge ripple.
-bob played russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
-MCR was what willis was talkin' bout.
-sticks and stones may break your bones, but a bob stare will liquify your kidneys.
-some people wear superman pajamas. superman wears gerards pajamas.
-when frank says more cowbell he means it.
-in the begining there was nothing. then bob slapped that nothing in the face and told it to get a job.
-mikey once a a whole cake before anyone could tell him there was a stripper in it.
-to be or not to be? that is the question. the answer? the fro
-there are two types of people in this world: people who suck and the MCRmy.
-gerard invented black. in fact he invented every color in the spectrum. except pink. tom cruise invented pink.
-mikey can blow bubbles with beefy jerky
-ozzy osborne bites heads off bats. frank bites heads off siberian tigers.
-it takes the fro 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes
-everybody loves raymond. except bob.
-mikey can judge a book by its cover
-frank does not own a house. he walks into random houses and people move.
-bob does not sleep. he waits.
-some people like to eat frog legs. the fro likes to eat lizard legs. hence, snakes.
-staring at gerard for long periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindness.
-mikeys hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.
-bob does not need to answer a phone. his beard picks up the signals and tranlates them into audible sounds.
-if you spell my chemical romance is scrabble you win. forever.
-the fro doesnt bowl strikes. he just hits one pin and the rest faint from fear.
-it is believed that the dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. this is true if you want to call frank a giant meteor.
-The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Frank Iero 3. Cancer
-Bob is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
-There is no such thing as global warming. Mikey was cold, so he turned the sun up.
-Gerard gave Mona Lisa that smile.
-Frank does not get frostbite. Frank bites frost.
-When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Bob Bryar.
-Mikey beat the Sun in a staring contest.
-In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Ray could use to kill you, including the room itself.
-Toro is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
-Every year on his birthday, Gerard randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
-Frank frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
-A little known fact, The second pope actually went through the bible before it was mass produced and replaced the name 'Bob Bryar' with God.
-Cats wish they had reflexes like the fro
-Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Frank can kill him and take it.
-Bob built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Bob met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
-When his martial arts prowess fails to resolve a situation, Gerard plays dead. When playing dead doesn't work, he plays zombie.
-Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and the fro.
-Mikey doesn't believe in Germany.
-Frank invented a language that incorporates karate and kicking you in the nuts. So next time Frank is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
-Ray is Luke Skywalker's real father.
-Gerard does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
-Three simple rules of survival:
1. Don’t take the name of MCR in vain
2. When in the presence of Frank, avert your eyes, lest you recieve a kick to the face
3. When camping, bring toilet paper
-The secret to eternal life is the fro.
-Mikey once ate a hamburger and he pooped out a cow.
-The atom bomb isn’t real... It’s just Bob falling out a plane and punching the ground...
-Most people put their pants on one leg at a time, Gerard does both legs at once.
-No one can make Mikey smile with just a dallop of daisy.
-Bob, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, “I believe… I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride.” Arnie says, “I believe… that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements.” God then turns to Bob, who replies with, “I believe… you are sitting in my seat.”
YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH MCR WHEN...
1. ...hearing any of the following noises immediately perks your interest: static, a heart monitor, or faint explosions.
2. ...someone says, "No fucking way!" and the first thing you think it, "Aw, that sucks; he's still on his honeymoon too!"
3. ...you boycott Aqua Teen Hunger Force because there is NO WAY it is better than The Breakfast Monkey.
4. ...you know which member of the band makes Bob Bryar's heart burn.
5. ...you really DO know what they do to guys like them in prison.
6. ...you, too, were killing before killing was cool.
7. ...you know that homophobia is gay and that Frank Iero is "a monster".
8. ...you raise your hand in history class when the teacher is talking about the astroid that killed the dinosaurs and say, "Ah, but that fucking astroid missed the Torosaurus!"
9. ...you know that pears really ARE good organic.
10. ...thanks to that one fan letter session, you know the meaning of the phrase "haute couture."
11. ...you have begun at least one conversation with, "What's the worst that I could say?"
12. ...you have ended at least one conversation with, "So long and goodnight."
13. ...after the release of The Black Parade, you began referring to you mother as either "Mama" or "Mother War" whenever you got mad at her.
14. ...you know that there are teenagers, and then there is "Teenagers."
15. ...you still mourn the death of Pansy.
16. ...you can make the connection between the phrase "back in black" and Gerard Way's hair.
17. ...you keep an eye out for a certain bum everytime you go to San Francisco.
18. ...you find it extremely ironic that the guys used to be baffled as to why so many people thought they were vampires, but you read the warning against illegal copying on the first CD.
19. ...you can make the connection between the letters "NJ" and the inside of the lower lip.
20. ...you support Bob Bryar's solo project.
21. ...you crossed out "Halloween" on your calendar and replaced it with "Frank Iero's Birthday."
22. ...you crossed out "New Year's Eve" on your calendar and replaced it with "Bob Bryar's Birthday."
23. ...you look out your window on a rainy day, see all the people with umbrellas, and think, "Wow, the Academy is really growing!"
24. ...you have unleashed the fucking bats.
25. ...you find it extremely funny that a certain guitarist who cannot swim totally rocks at the song "Drowning Lessons."
26. ...when you heard Gerard got engaged, you thought to yourself, "Huh, I guess he DID go off to "find another Way."
27. ...when someone asks you how you are feeling when you are sad, you respond, "I'm not okay."
28. ...you have taken duct tape and a sharpie to your street sign and changed the street name to Cemetery Drive.
29. ...someone offers to tell you a riddle and you ask, "That depends...is it that riddle of revenge?"
30. ...there is only one saint that you worship, and that is the Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights.
31. ...when you are sick of your face, you are allowed to be sick of your face, cuz it's your fucking face.
32. ...you hear the word "bunny" and think of a cat.
33. ..."Traitors!"...
34. ...you actually KNOW how to pronounce Frank Iero's last name.
35. ...when breaking up with someone, you have used the line, "Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us."
36. ...when someone breaks up with YOU, you have shouted after them, "You didn't even have the guts to say, 'I don't love you like I loved you yesterday,' you bastard!"
37. ...someone mentions angels and you think, "Headfirst for halos!"
38. ...you wonder why the anthem didn't explain it, anyway.
39. ...you have done or died.
40. ...everytime you are faced with a difficult descision, you think to yourself, "Could I? Should I?"
41. ...you know that celebrities die by threes.
42. ...you know that dead cartoon people are not the only ones who can have X's over their eyes.
43. ...you don't keep any garlic or a crucifix around because you know that vampires will never hurt you.
44. ...everytime you play cards, you remove the "wild-eyed jokers" from the deck.
45. ...you can go skydiving because you lost your "fear of falling."
46. ...you hear anything that relates to William Shakespeare, and the first words in your head are "Juliet loves the beat and the lust it commands..."
47. ...any guy ever comes up and asks for a tit show and you spit in his face and yell, "FUCK. YOU!"
48. ...you hear the beginning of an MCR song on the radio and think, "Oh baby here comes the sound!"
49. ...after The Black Parade came out, you changed your zodiac sign to Cancer.
50. ...that sound of the drumsticks clicking at the end of "Teenagers" is the TRUE end of the song.
51. ...all you are is bullets.
52. ...you have walked into a candy store and said, "Gimme all your poison!"
53. ...if the employee at the above candy store complied, you responded with, "Thank you for the venom!"
54. ...you won't go down by yourself, but you'll go down with your friends.
55. ...your weapon of choice is a croquet mallet.
56. ...you still can't look at orange crayons without blushing.
57. ...you have refused to swim in a pool because the lifeguard was "dressed in red and blue"...
58. ...you know the difference between immortality and never dying.
59. ...someone says, "NOW!" and you instinctively respond with, "But I can't!"
60. ...for prom, you went up to your friends/date and asked, "Now don't I look pretty walkin' down the street in the best damn dress I own?!"
61. ...you aspire to own a Benz someday for the sole purpose of driving ninety past the Barbies and Kens.
62. ...someone proposes marriage to you, and you look them in the eye and ask, "If you marry me, would you bury me? Would you carry me to the end?"
63. ...everytime you see a flock of doves, you instinctively look for a bullet.
64. ...you've looked in the mirror and not liked what you saw.
65. ...someone asks you how you'd feel if you met MCR, and you respond with, "Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish..."
66. ...you have wondered what would happen if Little Red Ridinghood heard about track 7 on TBP...
67. ...you work in a densely-packed office building and have had "Cubicles" on repeat for an hour or more.
68. ...when you're in over your head, you have said, "Heaven help us!"
69. ...someone near you starts smoking, and you play "Cancer" pointedly in their direction.
70. ...every single time you are in an elevator, you immediately check to see if it "only goes up to ten."
71. ...you get pissed off at your boyfriend and tell your friends, "He's not around, he's always looking at men."
72. ...you wonder if Gerard singing "Way down" in "Cemetery Drive" has anything to do with the fact that his brother, Mikey, "died" in the video for "The Ghost of You."
73. ...when you're running late for something and your mom or dad says, "We have got to go!" you echo them out of habit and maybe even wave a lighter for dramatic effect.
74. ...any story beginning with "Long ago" immediately causes you to think, "just like the hearse. You. Died to get in again..."
75. ...you do not "light" matches; you "strike" them.
76. ...someone says they'll give you anything, and you say, "Fine, how about a thousand bodies piled up?"
77. ...you adore every inch of sanity.
78. ...you don't just stand, you stand up fucking tall!
79. ...you have given out invitations for some event, and you have written on them "Now come one, come all to this tragic affair..."
80. ...screw skinny jeans; what's in is despair!
81. ...you refer to what you get out of those annoying little prize machines that rarely ever hang onto the stuffed animals inside of them as "the winnings."
82. ...the only "Rmy" you're ever joining has an "MC" in front of it,
thankyouverymuch.
83. ...you own Bob Bryar's Book of Cats.
84. ...you know that Skeleton Crew does not, repeat, not refer to the undead seadogs of "Pirates of the Caribbean".
85. ...you use "MCR Speak" to mess with people's minds (ex. "Yeah, ever since the breakup, Revenge-5. Seriously, you'd think my ex could've said Parade-6 before he left me for that bitch. Fuck Bullets-1!" in which "Revenge-5" translates to "I'm not okay" and "Parade-6" translates to "I don't love you," and "Bullets-1" translates to "romance".)
86. ...in the spirit of the above, your copy of "Life on the Murder Scene" is Parade-2 from so many viewings.
87. ...when going to meet Ray Toro, you wear a t-shirt with a picture of a cupcake and the words "We Will Always Remember."
88. ...you name your guitars.
89. ...you have Lasik surgery, then announce a funeral time and date for your old glasses.
90. ...you do not aspire to be famous; you aspire to be Ghostbuster famous.
91. ...every time you avenge yourself, you cheer three times.
92. ...they are Your Chemical Romance.
93. ...you're an animal that never paid attention in school.
94. ...you are not afraid to walk this world alone.
95. ...you know that certain guitarists should not balance on top of certain drumsets during certain live tv shows.
96. ...you rock out just for the dead.
97. ...when your significant other calls, you answer with "Hello, angel, tell me where are you?"
98. ...you only take trains out of New Orleans.
99. ...you are a certified "bunk-diver."
100. ...you know what a bed of roses and a gun have in common.
101. ...you know that the end is only the beginning. Then there's "DEAD!", "This is How I Disappear," "The Sharpest Lives,"...
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