M@rty
www.myspace.com/mdg68What good are the bad things in life if you can't laugh at them.
M@rty
- SAN ANTONIO, Texas, US
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Daily Horoscope
Details
- Status: Single
- Here for: Friends
- Hometown: not really sure
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 8' 11" / Average
- Ethnicity: Other
- Religion: Other
- Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
- Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
- Occupation: Supreme Ruler of Stuff
- Income: $250,000 and Higher
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Interests
General
so many I have, but where to begain. I love to draw and paint, sculpt when I have the materials, write poetry when inspired, short stories but not lately.ancient civilizations, documentries,Movies of all types,cooking,antiques,boxes(things to put things in), people watching(humans do the strangest things),food,talking to strange folks,art of self gratafication,Music(everything),porn,naked freaky chicks,tequlia,beer,faraway places in my mind,voices in my head,Women,Women,Women,sex,and other stuff....did I mention porn......Music
I love all music my tastes depend on how I feel, all it has to do is make me move.
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..Movies
Best movie lines: Boy I have vision and the rest of the world wears bifocals,Dont talk about me like I'm not here,and your little dog too, Now leave before a house falls on you too, Get down on your hands and knees stick your ass in the air and dont move till I tell ya,It aint cool being no jive turky this close to thanksgiving....YEAH!Are ya gonna do something or are ya gonna just stand there and bleed, BAGES we dont need no stikin BAGES,So your a fisherman,what do you catch mostly........Fish!, Ladies are unwell gentlemen vomit
Television
Yes I own one, right now I'm teaching it to do tricks, so far I've been able to teach it to sit, speak, stay, collect dust,hide the remote,I taught it to dance but it will only do it when no one is looking like that damm frog on the bugs bunny cartoons, I think thier in cahoots with eachother...Books
I have Dyslexia so reading takes a long time. I love it anyways, it's such a great way to escape. Books have been a huge part of my life, my home was always full of them, as a child I read many of the classics, and from time to time I will read them again ,it's like seeing an old friend and joing them on a great adventure.
Heroes
I actually dont have a hero. But there are people that I admire for different things, like those people that can have a smile on thier face no matter what is going on(how the hell do they do that).Or the Guy that runs the little store around the corner from me, if he didnt get there every day I wouldnt be able to get my smokes or my caffinee fix(bless him). And my mom what a lady she raised 4 kids on her own,and maintained her sanity, I'll tell ya with just me alone it had to be hard.What about our troops, that takes real courage to do what they do, I dont support our Governments reasons but I do support the troops, bless them all. I hope you all come home safe.
Latest Blog Entries
- Aug 30, 2009 2:08 AM untitled
- Aug 13, 2009 1:59 PM Together
- Jul 30, 2009 3:33 PM Look into the soul
- Jul 10, 2009 11:13 PM Perfect
- Jun 23, 2009 10:08 PM The beast you've awaken
Blurbs
About me:
not much to tell, I'm easy going, very laid back, can have a good time anywhere. I don't have a lot of friends but I know a lot of people.Some folks say I'm crazy but I'm the most sane person I know.Life is always good even when it's not. Do you ever have that feeling while walking through life there is a booger hanging from your nose, and everyone knows it but you? I am currently working on a theory that my dryer is a porthole to another dimension, that is relying on socks for energy, but finding fundings for this has been unsuccessful. I am also on the lookout for any other Martys out there, it has recently come to my attention that there are not a lot of us out there, and most feel that they are the only one around... if we pull together I have a plan to rule the world, all I need is 500lbs of pork, 3 rolls of duct tape, and 600 of those twisty things you find with your bread packaging, and 2 pieces of blue bubble gum, oh and a salad fork.
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Who I'd like to meet:
just about anyone, I enjoy meeting new people, BUT there are always exceptions. Im tired of lonely desperate woman trying to get me to hook up with them. Let me give you a hint(its kinda creepy when you act desperate). So keep it light, have some laughs, and always remember.....
