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Long ago, the great Frith made the world.
He made all the stars... and the world lived among the stars. Frith made all the animals and birds... and, at first, made them all the same.
Now, among the animals was El-ahrairah, the Prince of Rabbits.
He had many friends... and they all ate grass together. After a time, the rabbits wandered everywhere... multiplied, eating as they went.
Then, Frith said to El-ahrairah: "Prince Rabbit, if you cannot control your people... I shall find ways to control them."
El-ahrairah would not listen, and said to Frith: "My people are the strongest in the world."
This angered Frith, so he determined to get the better of El-ahrairah. He gave a present to every animal and bird... making each one different from the rest. When the fox came, and others like the dog and cat... the hawk and weasel... to each of them, Frith gave a desire to hunt and slay the children of El-ahrairah.
El-ahrairah knew that Frith was too clever for him, and he was frightened. He had never before seen the Black Rabbit of Death.
"My friend," said Frith, "have you seen El-ahrairah? For I wish to give him a gift."
"No, I have not seen him."
So, Frith said, "Come out, and I will bless you instead."
"No, I cannot. I am busy. The fox and weasel are coming. If you want to bless me, you will have to bless my bottom."
"Very well. Be it so."
And El-ahrairah's tail grew shining white, and it flashed like a star. And his back legs grew long and powerful. He tore across the hill faster than any creature in the world.
"All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies. And whenever they catch you, they will kill you... but first, they must catch you... digger, listener, runner. Prince with the swift warren. Be cunning and full of tricks...
...and your people will never be destroyed."
Music
Anything extreme, original and thought provoking - Also - my two Bands RAVEN STOLE THE SUN (now defunct) and PRAY FOR FIRE (recently deceased)...
www.myspace.com/ravenstolethesun / www.myspace.com/prayforfireband
And coming soon: KILOTON EBB. Post hardcore solutions to modern living, who will be way bigger than jesus before 2007 is done!
Movies
Japanese horror, 60's / 70's italian exploitation, war movies plus anything, absolutely anything with Chevy Chase, Dan Akroyd or John Candy.
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Television
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Books
Fear and loathing in las vegas - HST.
Hidden Agendas - John Pilger.
Moby Dick - Melville.
Stalingrad - A Beevor.
Aku Aku - Thor Hyerdal.
Heroes
Godzilla, Bertram West Cooper, John Pilger, Jerry Only, Propagandhi, Jabba the Hutt, Stu "Theyre coming outta the goddamn walls" Waite, Peter Cushing, Ian Mackaye (WHO I RECENTLY MET, CHECK MY PHOTOS!!!)... this list is endless
The hardWANK Foundation: Innercity chainsaw sumo!'s Details
The Great Man wanking at cattle from the door of his speeding bullet train. A thought I once had. Art by Alan(a) is a cowboy killer.
~img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/Bise/trainjourney.jpg" width=400>
A dream I had where I accidentally took a real fire arm to a waterpistol fight my friends had arranged. Bison, Rural, Pancake and JJ flee! By Alan(a) ~img src="http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i4/blinkbassgirl/deathinthewoods.jpg" width=400>
Needs no introduction. Art by House Of Spon main man Johnny74!~img src="http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k57/boyofmanypictures/speak-n-spellkrill.jpg" width=350>
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About me: In the words of my peers:
"The only reason you didn't like that badass SL is cos you looked like a dick perched in the back like a massive-armed pigeon. And cos the anti roll bar bruised your thick, bull neck.":
*phone rings no sound just the slight utterance of 'bollocks' very quietly from merryn* boys try again *phone rings* 'Oh, there he is *Bise laughs* really? Well we'd best let you get on, yes we'll speak to you in a bit@ *comes off phone then explaining merryn had said 'oh bise, you have actually just caught me having an actual wank' :
SFX: Lots of shouting, chainsaw revving, the wet slap of outsize arm against barrel-like torso, terrified baby crying.
Who I'd like to meet: Bands!
I am looking to sing in a new band - I am committed and hardworking, with plenty of gigging experience.
I want to play in an original outfit - anything extreme, with plenty of balls. Drop me a message if youre interested in having some of this type o' stuff happening in your band.....
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Hello there, The hardWANK Foundation: Innercity chainsaw sumo!! Just stoppin by to bring you some Monkey-love!
If you didn't already know, Monkey opens it's doors in 3 weeks! That's the 17th of October, to you and I. We'll be throwing down 3 floors of the best Indie & Dance anthems, Funk, Punk, Ska, and Hip-hop every week.
Make sure you regitster on the website to get FREE ENTRY on launch night!
BAZOOKA & THE EVOLUTION EXPERIENCE 'BIG SUMMER BIRTHDAY SPECIAL' FRIDAY AUGUST 8TH 2008 @ Matisse, Haverfordwest 8pm - 3am. Over 16s (Photo ID needed if under 18) www. bazookaevent. co. uk
18 DJs / 12 MCs / 100s OF RAVERS 1 SLAMMIN NIGHT OUT!
Bazooka have joined forces with the Evolution Experience to bring you the biggest Drum & Bass and Hardcore event ever seen in West Wales, celebrating Bazooka's 2nd birthday and Evo's 8th birthday in style!
DJs: MAMPI SWIFT DJ SY SUB FOCUS SCOTT BROWN NICKY BLACKMARKET BILLY BUNTER NOISIA SQUAD-E LOGISTICS VIBES DIAMOND CARTEL RANDOM HINDSIGHT & UNKANI ED E.T. & DTR DJ ALX6
Hey The hardWANK Foundation: Innercity chainsaw sumo!!
Thanks for accepting our friend request!
We’re just following-up with a quick message to let you know that Redeemer is Launching this Saturday, and we’ve managed to get a great drinks offer for everyone: £1.50 for ANY drink, til 1am
If you haven’t registered on the site for your FREE ENTRY on the night, head-on over to the website: The Redeemer Website>
BAZOOKA - FRIDAY MARCH 14th DRUM & BASS, HARDCORE & HARDSTYLE @ MATISSE, HAVERFORDWEST www. bazookaevent. co. uk 9pm-2am / OVER 16s Photo ID needed if under 18
Main Room - Drum & Bass GENERATION DUB (G-DUB) Ganja / Propaganda / True Playaz DOPE AMMO Roots & Future tour HINDSIGHT & UNKANI DIAMOND CARTEL DJ ALX6 MCs: DRIBBZ / MONCHI / LION + KORUPTIVE DANCERS
Room 2 - Hardcore / Hardstyle SEDUCTION Birthday set form the Hardcore legend! DJ RANDOM AUDIO JUNKIEZ ED E.T. & DTR DJ SKOOBI MCs: SMILER / ORION / MELLO D / RACY
MERRYN! how is you? i dont hear much from you nowadays! have you grown up?! im going see daughters next week i am weeing myself already! its gonna be ace! you been up to much recently? xoxo
Hi mate, hope you can make one these, we're on at 10:45 on Wednesday at The Charlotte. We’ve got a couple of gigs over Bank Holiday week, one in Coventry and one in Leicester. We’ve got Mr. Andrew Walker, of Whisper in the Riot fame, doing vocals for us, so don’t miss this twice in a lifetime event. Come down and enjoy a rocking night out!!!
PLEASE NOTE THAT THE GIG HAS MOVED FROM THE GOLDEN CROSS, TO TAYLOR JOHN’S HOUSE!!! Go to www.thetinangel.co.uk for directions. We’re on at 2pm, so get there early to avoid disappointment.
Download and print this flyer for £4 adm. This gonna be a wicked night, so don’t miss it
UK GARAGE, RnB, HIP HOP & GRIME BANK HOLIDAY SPECIAL THIS FRIDAY @ MATISSE! HAVERFORDWEST 9pm - 2am Over 16s (Photo ID needed if under 18)
ROOM 1 - UK Garage / RnB / Grime -------------------------------- ARTFUL DODGER (Legends of UK Garage) DJ D ELLE (London's No.1 Female Urban DJ!) HOSTYLE (Turntablist Grime set)
ROOM 2 - Hard Dance Hosted by VOODOO ------------------- DRAGO & INTENSE ED ET & D.T.R TOXIC TWIN & JENKO THE FRINGE LEMSKI MCs MELLO-D & SMILER
i can imagine there is lots of preperation for your nights out mister! mind body soul and all that.prepare for the biggest beasting. ive not been up ta too much really. had my er birthday the other week..nudge. and it was a bountyiful joyus occassion and we celebrated with Cider :) green goblin to be exact.hm.went to the beach. got my tats out and got suitably BURNED. in the bad sense of the word. So hows the weekend looking? xxx
alright our kid i havent heard from you in abit- .well atleast not since the spew and show thing that you had going on. whats goin on? you alreet and what not? bear in mind this comment actually took me 5 minutes to type out. i dunno why.
